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I am Human straight; Furry and Animal bicurious. A Christian zoo who embraces peace, beauty, and harmony with nature. Zoo is the way I am. If I had been given a nickel for all the times I've tried to change, I'd be able to afford a ranch with some horses.
Zoo is a valid sexual orientation and a lifestyle. Usually when non-zoos hear about it, they freak out, blow it out of proportion, and think it's the most disgusting thing in the world. The real perverts are those who think the lifestyle is all about the sex and nothing else. But zoophilia isn't a sick joke, prank, or stunt. It is love between species.
I love all animals, mainly mammals. By "love" I am strictly platonic for most animals, that is, animals that are way to small to penetrate. But as for animals I CAN penetrate, I would love for one to be my soul mate some day. I currently have a platonic relationship with my collie puppy, Tasha. She's not old enough to be my soul mate yet. Other animals of interest include, but are not limited to horses, donkeys, goats, llamas, dolphins. I need mention that I am not zoo exclusive. I am continuing to search for a woman who is also a zoo, or at least tolerates the lifestyle. In addition to zoo, I LOVE watching animals mate; especially if they are mismatched. I am not ashamed to admit that I masturbate to animals mating.
Sexually, my favorite animals are mares, even though I have a female collie. Mares are very sexy beasts. Whenever I get some land, I will definitely get one. But not just any mare; I want one that CHOOSES me, one that knows I am the one for HER. I will not simply get one that looks good to me, or one that costs the least, as that would be selfish. I came from a non-farming family, but I'm sure I can find the time to take care of a mare. It will be another couple years or so before I can get some quality land for one of these beautiful creatures. I fantasize about unicorns and wish they were real. I believe that all female mammals, great and small, are beautiful. Within the confines of consent, I'd mate with any that are large enough.
Non-sexually, my platonic favorite animals are squirrels. I think they're very cool, cute, and interesting. I studied them in college and found them to be cooler than I originally thought. There's like 270 different species of squirrels around the world, which is a pretty cool diversity. People say they taste like chicken, but I would never eat one. If I wanted to eat something that tastes like chicken, I'd eat chicken. Squirrels are friends; chickens are food. :-)
Speaking of chickens, one thing I don't get is people having sex with non-mammals. Sorry to all who are into that kind of thing, but NO WAY would I do ANYthing with any kind of bird, reptile, or any other non-mammal for that matter. They have cloacas and not true penises or vaginas; they're cold-blooded and have no nipples. Mammals, on the other hand, may have slightly different reproductive organs than us humans, but at least they have something we can relate to.
The only way I am turned on by humans is if a woman is with a male animal much smaller than her. But ONLY if he's a mammal, NOT a disgusting snake, eel, or other non-mammal. I'm okay with women and larger animals, but it doesn't turn me on as much for some reason. One major turn-off is to see another man's penis. A male animal's penis is okay, but I WILL NOT even rate a person who shows their penis as their avatar or profile pic, unless it's without realizing it (and I've made that mistake before). The only man's penis I like is my own. Needless to say, you will never find Faunoman in any of those meat or penis threads.
* Update: I now have a collie pup, as they are the ideal breed of dog for me. I had to pay a lot for her, because in order to buy an intact female legally where I live, I had to acquire a breeder's license. While she is still a pup, I will limit myself to platonic play. Collies are smart, so I look forward to all the tricks I can train her to do. I especially would like to train her to get along with squirrels and other small furry things. *
Why Faunoman? Fauno is derived from Latin fauna, meaning animal life. It is also the suffix used in the term faunoiphilia, meaning the desire to watch animals mate.
Why the Avatar? I have a collie pup. It's interesting how when some people, such as myself, get a puppy for their first time become highly intrigued by their pup's breed. Case in point, I like collies very much now. "Lassie" is now one of my favorite shows. :-)
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