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Home Page http://www.furaffinity.net/user/delphinic
Birthday 9 September 1989
Location Midwest
Interests I'm a writer online.
Offline I'm an actor and I've been in the business since I was 6 years old. I regularly perform at the community theater.

I'm a delphinic zoophile. What some people feel about dogs and horses, I feel for dolphins. I've wanted to work with them since before I knew what a DZ was, and I'm still adamant about reaching my goal.

I'm a young gay male. I've recently broken up with my boyfriend and've been trying to put the pieces back together.

I'm very playful. I love to cuddle and rough-house, I swear like a sailor, and I want a guy who's sweet and sensitive, but with a great sense of humor...and must love to cuddle too!

I also speak a little Deutsch...=)

Please don't ask me for any dolphin material. Not only have I lost all of my videos, but the ones I do get are PRIVATE ones from friends. For their safety, no picture or video will be posted.


DOLPHIN MYTHS REVEALED!

MYTH- A dolphin can pick things up with its penis.
FACT- Dolphin penises are, anatomically speaking, just like humans. They're penises are vascular and have no muscles except for one at the base. Their tips do respond to touch, but they have little control over them.

MYTH- Beware the money shot- a dolphin cumshot is a powerful jet of seed that can break your neck!
FACT- Is that a scare tactic? Even the largest animal on Earth doesn't have a lethal cumshot. While dolphins do have a nice display when they cum (IMO), they have the velocitiy of a small water pistol and will ejaculate about 100 Ml on average. As impressive as that might still seem, remember they are fairly large creatures.

MYTH- A dolphin female can 'suck' on your penis while you're penetrating her.
FACT- If only! While this is partially true, it's often misinterpreted. Yes, there is a tight feeling inside a dolphin vagina, and that's why they feel like they're sucking your finger/penis/etc. To keep saltwater out, a dolphin's vagina has several 'lips' on the inside which are usually squeezed tight (sphincters) when not engaged in sex. But push something in, these folds will ripple to pull your penis in so she has a better chance of being impregnated. They don't control this at all.

MYTH- Dolphin calves frequently have sex with their parent to learn sex.
FACT- Well, that's true. Though it's more frequent in captive dolphins and a lone mother and calf, it does happen in large pods too. But remember- sex has no taboo for dolphins, and it doesn't matter the age, relation, sex, or sometimes species. Hugs to people are like sex to dolphins =3

MYTH- Anal with a dolphin could cause internal bleeding.
FACT- A dolphin penis is, on average, a foot in length and half a foot wide. Their penises become almost rock-hard seconds before they orgasm. IT IS RECOMMENDED YOU WORK UP TO THEM WITH ZETA TOYS FIRST. Dolphins can fuck hard, and you can't expect a male to wait patiently while you adjust to his size. Their penises will slide in without problem since they are very smooth down there. But if someone can take the 2ft of a stallion, a dolphin is possible.

MYTH- Don't attempt oral sex. It can break your neck
FACT- A dolphin has the ABILITY to break your neck with a thrust. However, many dolphins will thrust at a fairly consistant pace that is easy to deal with. ORAL SEX SHOULD NOT BE ATTEMPTED ON WILD DOLPHINS! Oral sex is fairly unseen in the dolphin world, and wild dolphins could become frightened or see this as a threat. Even with a captive dolphin, BE CAREFUL and GO SLOW.

MYTH- I'll just have anal sex with a dolphin. No problem.
FACT- WRONG! Dolphin anuses were not made to accomadate anything. They defecate whenever possible, and therefore they don't have very large rectums. Even a finger in the anal slit can cause pain for the dolphin, so NEVER stick your penis in there. And it's not that they have 'virgin tailholes', it's physically impossible to fit your penis is a dolphin anus!

MYTH-They're always horny, so they won't think much of me trying to get with a female.
FACT- Wrong. Dolphins are horny, true. But notice how they usually mate with dolphins that are in THEIR pod. In other words, they KNOW this dolphin and they TRUST the dolphin. Dolphins do believe in rape, and by jumping into the pool and trying to mate with a female, they see that as rape unless the female is willing. But they respond to it by force, and that's something you NEVER want to encounter.

MYTH- I mated with a dolphin! She lasted 5 minutes and we both had a simultaneous orgasm!
FACT- You obviously didn't mate with a dolphin. While you can draw out a dolphin's orgasm, sex would last only about 10 seconds. But don't worry- dolphins don't have sex, they have marathons! If you had sex and were disappointed it was over so quickly, wait around-that dolphin will be back for more in under 10 minutes! ;)
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Signature My stories: (DOLPHIN MATERIAL ONLY)
1.Being the New One
2.Angie
3.Shimmering Water, Darkening Sky (series)
4.Lost at Sea
5.Lost at Sea (prt.2)- Good Tidings
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