Ok, thought I would get this off my chest, been a closet zoo for 30 years and yes a farm kid and still on the farm. I started :censored: a couple of mares(soft and warm but not tight).... a shetlon pony(just the right height and liked to f***)....a young heirfer (boring and loosened up to quick for a virgin).....a bunch of young gilts ( a young guilt in heat might have the most attractive pussy of all...busted a lot of pig cherries).....a couple of sows( they know what they like and how to move it and milk you)....a couple of goats(they were great)....a young ewe ( she bled alot when she lost her cherry)....and of course dogs.....collie ( my first, what a flirt)....a couple of blue healers ( nice and tight)....a chocolate lab ( took forever to loosen her cervix up, now a great f***)....and my favorite a small cocker spaniel....I caught her shortly after she had pups and was still a bit stretched....we had a long relationship...boy was she tight and I really dont know where she put all of my cock but she liked it.....the guilts or sows are the most sexual species...but there is nothing like f~ng a dog in heat.......

This post has been edited by deerhunter on Jan 30 2007, 09:37 PM

No underage references of any kind!

1. ouch and in your first post ............. >_< read da rules

2. you cant loosen up a cervix lol

yeah, I didnt read the tag on my mattress, or the instructions that came with the DVD player, or the fine print on my home mortgage.......so sue me
and yes you can stretch a cervix and it gets easier each time.....

Don't be so defensive - hes just trying to help you. We are all friends here. Also its a lot different here, the reason why they have the rule is to make the impression on other non-zoos just looking that we are good people. We do not to make them think we are perverts.

Impression is EVERYTHING when it comes to outsiders.

Your risking being banned by not reading the rules. I'd change my attitude if I were you. Click here----> http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-61457.html

You may not read fine print, but you should have read the agreement which you were forced to say yes to before registering. If you had bothered with that it would have told you clear as day how forbidden that was and how easy it could get you banned.

It amazes me how a man of 30+ years can still act like a child and get so offensive like one. It kinda makes you question rather hes that old or not. :ruck:

edit: as for back on topic
Just dogs, different breed dogs, but only dogs sadly enough :(

This post has been edited by deerhunter on Jan 30 2007, 09:39 PM

It does doesn't it?


But theres no way to know for sure...

This post has been edited by deerhunter on Jan 30 2007, 09:40 PM

Well may I suggest one of the moderators of this section edit the original post to take out the age reference.

As to the actual question posed, I'm a city boy and have only ever made love and/or had sex with dogs or various breeds.

I think that the mods should have a word or two with Imvs.

For some people there is no hope.. his smartass is gone..

unless you're a child coming out of a woman no, you can't stretch the cervix. If your penis were to go into the cervix it would be miserable for the woman....so it doesnt

Little late for that... he was banned :)

Good work, Deerhunter! People like this give the rest of us a bad name. Maybe you could just delete this thread so we can rid our fine forum of this garbage!

It's just that it really does make us look bad to talk this way. Making an ewe bleed is not a good thing. Regardless of whether or not you love the animal, the animal deserves to be treated with respect and compassion. If this thread sticks around, even if it falls back a number of pages, people will see it, and it will reflect negatively on our community. I'm not saying let's pretend this sort of thing doesn't happen, I'm just saying when it does, let's address it and then let it go.

Just my two cents.

Shire. :)

This post has been edited by ShireGuy on Jan 31 2007, 06:16 AM