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Rufus'sBitch
Posted: Jan 21 2007, 02:12 PM
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Okay, here's a question:

A man on his own is referred to as "Mister Smith"

A woman on her own is referred to as "Miss Smith" or "Ms. Smith."

A man and a woman when married, are referred to as "Mister and Missus Smith".

A gay male couple are referred to as "Mister and Mister"

What should we use to include our animal partners? Say the ideal world happened and we could openly be zoo and even form civil partnerships with our animal lovers, how would you address envelopes to them?

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Posted: Jan 21 2007, 02:20 PM
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mister, misses and dog smith, lol
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Posted: Jan 21 2007, 02:37 PM
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Miss Smith and Partner Fido
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Posted: Jan 21 2007, 02:44 PM
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interesting topic :lol:

moved to zoo ^_^
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mach
Posted: Jan 21 2007, 02:52 PM
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I guess if this will be possible i will hear at my wedding something like
"You are pronounced now Husband and Mare..you may kiss the bride :P "

Hmm..Mister Mach and Mare Riko( Riko is a slightly modified derivative of the name of a mare i know :)) ..how about that? ^_^
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Posted: Jan 21 2007, 08:09 PM
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The answer is obvious and simple, "Yo! Zooies!"
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Posted: Jan 22 2007, 01:17 AM
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Depends on the circumstances, You and Your partner, Mr and Mrs Smith? Not to shore how that would if the male is none human, although pedigree breads have more that one name.
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  Posted: Jan 22 2007, 04:07 AM
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A bit off topic but...

:inlove: Mach, you hit the nail on the head with this one. Now I now pronounce you husband and mare! :inlove: So romantic if you ask me. This just shows my true wierdness, but I considered my first mare my wife. I also have proposed to a few and said vows to a couple. Wierd. I know they don't understand, but it's the thought that counts. :wub: For me, the love is far more important than the sex.

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moparmindy
Posted: Jan 23 2007, 09:28 AM
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well said shireguy ,i think mr and mrs works for me .i have done the same thing with my youngest girl .said vows i even wrote my own ,i wair a ring and she has one on her collar i dont think thats strange at all .like i said before sex is nothing if the feelings arent there .nice post sorry i got off topic take care .
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Posted: Jan 24 2007, 05:40 PM
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QUOTE (moparmindy @ Jan 23 2007, 03:28 AM)
well said shireguy ,i think mr and mrs works for me .i have done the same thing with my youngest girl .said vows i even wrote my own ,i wair a ring and she has one on her collar i dont think thats strange at all .like i said before sex is nothing if the feelings arent there .nice post sorry i got off topic take care .

That's so beautiful Mopar...one of the most beautiful things I think I've ever heard a man do for his animal mate :wub: :heart:
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Posted: Jan 24 2007, 07:29 PM
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Good topic. If i were to get married to my dog i would like the title to be Mr. (insert my name) and (insert dog's name) the dog.

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