as many of you know i race and am building two new cars for next season .i had a bunch of people come over and help with the new car .in the middle of working on it each person doing there own thing .in walked my girl dog .i was sitting on the floor she came up to me and i said,,,,,,,hi sweet hart and gave her a kiss on the side of the face .every one stopped what they were doing to look .opps .they would not let it go all day long it was like her sweet hart have a wrench .i dont think they put it together but has any one else ever slipped like that . :D

YES, and how!

Two years ago, I took my youngest dog to a dog show. He had plaued in the morning, and got a slight limb on the hind leg. I noticed this right before the show, so i gave him massage on the hind legs, in the show room, knowing that there would be some 15-20 minutes before it would be my turn in the ring.
My young boy misunderstood, and all of a sudden, his 10" pink tool was full erect, and squirting. In a hall with 150 dogs, and 200 people. I just stayed calm, but was not, and contined with grooming, and sch things, as all the other did with their dogs.
He managed to get his tool back just 5 minutes before we were called in the ring.
I think nobody noticed.... Or maybe one?

The judgement said (among others) ....very masculine dog, with marked male dog characters....
:rolleyes:

This post has been edited by Wirehair on Jan 17 2007, 07:53 PM

I wouldn't say my "Oops" is like Moparmindy or Wirehair, but I've had a few times, more than a few actually, where people give me a different look around dogs. I have a difficult time around some dogs as they seem to know I "enjoy" spending time with them. Usually I hear from owner's "My dogs don't normally react that way around someone" or "Wow! He/She really likes you!".

I'm usually blushing and begging with my eyes for the dogs to not give me that "look". It doesn't matter if they are female or male, most of the time they get very close with me and very excited; which makes me excited and flushed. I've had a few times where I had to get up and leave a room or walk down another aisle at the pet store, because of a dog's behavior and well, my own. :blush:

I'm always on-guard when I go to someones home for the first time and they tell me they have dogs. Its really funny too, because the females can be more open in their approach. Lifting tails, rubbing their hind ends against my leg, trying to roll in my lap, giving me a wide open view. Sheesh. Then their's the males, posturing and showing off their stuff, burying their nose places and not wanting to move away.

Well, not necessarily embarrassed in public, but there was this instance where I entered the local mall and there was a table where members of the local animal rights people were sitting with several dogs to be adopted. There was this black lab bitch that took notice of me as I entered the front doors and followed me with her eyes and was pulling at her leash, pulling towards me as I moved. The guy said that I was the first person that she had reacted that way towards all day and he had been there since morning and this was in the afternoon. It was so very difficult for me to walk away and leave her there, but I already had too many pets at home.

I am able to get close to many of the animals that I come into contact with than a lot of people that I know. Seems that I have a way with the animals that most people don't. May be they know that I am a zoo and like to make love to other species females. Does any one else seem to have this happen? Like as Pantharas wrote just above me here? It really seems that they can sense something in some people. Is there something in our psyche that they can feel? Is there a particular scent that we give off?

The biggest problem I have is that I recently started a new job, and whenever I'm browsing the web at work, I have to always catch myself before I type in "www.beastforum.com" simply out of habit!!! :o Don't really want the IT people to know *that* much about my private life!!

I guess thats one of the good things about horses is there is so much that we have to do anyways that seems to others like its wrong but is really for hygene puposes. Not to mention hugging and kissing them is all part of everyday life with them. But for instance when I clean my mares vagina to remove the sweat and dirt buildups and I have to get my fingers up in there sometimes when a little slides in. Or if you are cleaning a gelding/stallions sheath and you have to stand there and fondle them to try and get them out so that you don't have to stick your arm up to your shoulder in there. I guess we have it a little bit easier. But its always made me wonder when I got to a show and someone stud drops when a lady walks up to him.

Although there was this one mare I took care of before. She was a little more than two years old and the horniest animal I have ever met. Everyday when I went to see her she would follow me around tail raised and winking at me, even squirted urine on me several times. Well one day I was cleaning the stall while I talked with the owner's wife and this little mare backed up to me with her tail raised and pinned me against the wall, winking herself right infront of my nose. The smell was so strong and then I heard the owner and her husband laughing their heads off at me. "Well looks like you found yourself a girlfriend finally. Were selling here, interested?" I couldn't help but give them a mean look because this was about a week before my first experience with a mare and I didn't know I was a zoo yet. Unfortunately since I found it out I have regretted not having enough money at the time to buy that hot little mare.

I don't know mopar if I would consider that messing up. I am beast (not zoo) when it comes to sex with animals, and I only like female with male dogs. Now, with that being said I can tell you I love my dogs, they sleep with my wife and I in bed, I kiss them on the mouth/nose, and tell them I love them. Then again, they are my "children." So, if someone who is zoo kissed their dog and spoke sweetly to them in front of me, I probably wouldn't think anything about it, because I love animals. In fact, today going to work I saw a dog on the side of the road, so I stopped and picked it up with the help of some other good samaritans. It is a pit bull mix from what I can tell, probably about 1 year old. Anyway, we were having sleet and freezing rain and it was around 31 degrees, so I couldn't let the dog just stay outside roaming along a busy road. She is now laying beside me, but I can't keep her since I already have three dogs. So, this weekend I will put up fliers and try to find the owner; however, I will not give the dog back if I find the owner isn't worthy of owning a dog. She is very sweet, and I already have a friend who may take her if we can't find the owner. Photo of her should be in my avatar if I uploaded it properly.

thanks for the replys,well what made me nervouse is as i pulled her close to give her a kiss my other hand went down her back to her butt ,like normal only when were by our self .i bet my face turned purple .well thanks again for the replys

Try not to do it again though
R

Once, I traded breath with a gelding ... in the infield of the Indianpolis 500 ... with an Indiana State Trooper on his back ...

B)

Just be careful from now on sweetheart....ooops, I meant ya old softee. Myself I've never screwed up in that manner, which is one reason to not drink or do drugs.

energydog ,thanks .snukums. cant do drugs im tested at the track only drink once in a while but none of us had any that day .i cant figure it out we are sutch a match .i lose my head when im around her .thanks for the replys mopar :D

I can relate to that ;) :lol:

Ever have an 80kg Mastiff girl that adores you try to turn a back scratch and ear rub into something more next to a show ring, then try not to think about it too much when her owner tells you she's in heat :w00t: :whistling: :angel: (I was about to go into the ring with my own girl so I didn't want anything "coming up" :blush: )

Mo
This is a great thred
Thanks to all who posted

I wonder if owners notice where your eyes are looking. There are all kinds af dogs at horse shows. But the sitting GSD who was hanging all out and went over back
wards in my lap.
He was a terrable tease
I gave him a belly rub any way just not the best part

Rus

I can relate to an earlier post how a dog can recognize their bitch ;-) me :-) BTW, I'm a male but like being the bitch.

My brother who lived several hours away had a Bull Mastiff that enjoyed mounting me if we got the chance to be alone. One day he was at my place visiting and he brought my stud ;-) along and I was very excited to see him and so was he to see me.

He knew who his bitch was and you can see how frisky and friendly he got when he was around me. Comments had been made how much he liked me ;-) and how much attention he makes towards me but I don't think they truly knew why.

Well of course upon seeing my stud I was equally turned on but didn't think I would get a chance to be alone and be his bitch that day.

My brother was downstairs busy working on my computer and everyone else had left to go shopping. My stud was following me around and every time he sat his penis would slide out of his sheath and the more I watch him the more I wanted to be his bitch.

I couldn't resist any longer I needed to feel his strong body try to mount me. My plan was to just let him mount me pull away so he wouldn't get hard and let him try mounting me again. Just to feel his powerful body want to mate his bitch. I pulled down my shorts and dropped to my knees. It took only seconds for my stud to see his bitch was ready. He had his fronts legs wrapped around my waist and he was pounding me, his cock was searching for his bitches hole and he found it fast. I normally don't tie and never had with this stud but this time I didn't even have a chance to pull away. He's a very powerful and strong dog so before I knew it I could feel him knotting me and I panicked, I couldn't stay knotted and hope no one would see me so i pulled away fast and almost ripped my ass apart. I ended up ripping myself a little and was bleeding lightly. My stud was left with a swollen cock and all I could do was hope he would soften before anyone seen us.

Lucky for me it all worked out. We never got caught but the desire to be f***** can be so strong it can make you have dumb thoughts. Anyways this story has made me hard with happy thoughts. Take care.