Hello and thanks for the input......long time.....and thanks again.

A 10 comes your way. OSB.

I know it's an old one but someone may not have heard it! Getting closer to the magic 500 posts now!


A guy walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. After the minute, he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.'

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his parts in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.

After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the crocodile hard on the top of its head.

The croc opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.'

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up.......... 'I'll try it - Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!'

Yes, and thanks for the input. A good one.

A 10 for you.

Thanks. #498...........

A vicar checks in to a hotel and says to the receptionist, 'I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled'.

'No Sir', she replies, 'it's just regular porn, you sick bastard'.

Now that's funny!

10!



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Well, I think that I made it to the big 500 post mark, and with this one here.

Thanks to everyone.

And hello to my old friend, Supdoc, PF99, and all the others who frequent my thread to make the 500 mark....HORRRRAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

:beer: Congrats on a milestone thread!

Just over half-way to the 1000! :lol:

The Blind Bunny

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.

'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.'

'That's perfectly all right,' r eplied the snake. 'To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?'

'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny. 'I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.'

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!'

The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?'

The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, 'Well, what kind of an animal am I?'

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, 'You're cold, you're slippery, and you haven't got any balls...You must be a POLITICIAN'

Thanks for another good laugh and a ten for you.

Absolutely! Good joke.......... but true too!! :lol: B)

Thank you both very much.

A 10 for each of you....I appreciate all your comments and votes, yummy...lol

haha, what a great collection!

Thanks muchly. A 10 vote for you....

Thanks again.

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started....

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $10.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's when the fight started.