Can I get a 'hell yeah?'
:D

Hell yeah! :D

Just hearing you talk makes me want to go to delfi.dolphinparadise.net . to bad nobody has any pictures of dolphins f :censored: humans . :mad:

This post has been edited by wyldfyre67 on Jul 1 2006, 06:32 PM

Thank you for that link!!! :w00t:

:welcome: jim!
Links aren't shared in posts. Thanks for not hotlinking or that would be a rule violation :unsure:

http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-84478.html <-- But that's just a 'friendly reminder'
:P

This post has been edited by beavis69 on Jul 1 2006, 01:41 AM

This is coming from the owner of the site on the Info/F.A.Q. page if I remember correctly :whistling:.

This post has been edited by wyldfyre67 on Jul 1 2006, 06:33 PM

Jessica Alba had dolphin sex once :D >> almost :(
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I would love to be in the company of either a female or male dolphin, female would be prefferable, Ive hear some interesting things about the females vaginal "movements" during sex and just thinking about it gets my heart pounding. Still I would love to suck off (very cauciously) a male dolphin.

I think it's human nature to want what we generally cant have =P

I'd probably stay away from males, outside of maybe a handjob. They've been known to ejaculate up to 14 feet -underwater-, and that kind of force would severely tear up your insides (vagina or anus) and could even drown you if you tried sucking them off. Force injected semen into my lungs isnt a pretty visualization =P

However, I'd love to try a female dolphin, and as a previous poster said they supposedly have very powerful vaginal muscle contractions during intercourse - something that would probably make a human man cum in seconds =)

Sharks are another I'd absolutely love to try, but probably wont ever get the chance to. Not only do you have the same innate problems you have with dolphins (hard for us to do much in the water), they're also more primal in behavior and instinct, and much more dangerous. Also, the males quite often latch onto the female's front fins to keep ahold of them while they mate, and our arms arent nearly tough enough to withstand that. However, if there were any possible 'safe' way to have sex with a female or male shark, you can bet i'd jump at the opportunity.

Just an interesting fact for readers... male sharks of almost every species actually have two penises, side by side. Generally one is slightly larger and dominant, and is used during mating, I believe the other is a backup =P

I still don't believe the idea that a dolphin's ejaculation will rip through flesh. Sure, it's more powerful than most animals since it needs to overcome the added friction of the water, but the pressure needed to rip through flesh is considerable.

Well Ive heard that if you turn a shark upside down they go into a trance like state, also I would like to add that a sharks skin is about as rough as sandpaper; you can take your skin off just from rubbing them, so I dont exactly know whats gonna happen to your genitals and any other skin that is in contact with the female, but I know its probably gonna be an experience you wont forgett.

I guess t would be uch a pleasure but i guess for me its impossible to get acces to a dolphin :(

Aha, the right topic for me B) (Hello Beavis :) by the way)

I have to correct some stories and legends about dolphins that I was reading here, ehem....the "force" of a male dolphin ejaculation is not deadly.....it doesnt go through flesh, stainless steel or kevlar vests :lol: if you take him in your mouth, it will not shoot through your brain, it will all just come out of your nose, which is very funny hohoho....

They can shoot it up to five meters in air, but not underwater. And inside a dolphin female there is no water, the vagina is locked up from the sea water. They can be so tight and strong that they even lock around a finger completely waterproof. Its their necessary adaptation to the life in the sea. And also like Beavis mentioned, dolphin females are not showing a real "heat". They are in the mood all year independent from their ovulations. Just be there with one at the right time, and you are lucky :whistling: .
In fact, the dolphin males show a cycle that could be compared to "heat", they have times when they produce no testosterone at all, for a couple of weeks in one year, and then they start again to be sexually active. If you try to milk a male dolphin in this break time of his cycle, you'll get just water, no sperm.

So if anybody wants to try a male dolphin, his thrusts wont kill you, but maybe you'll get some rake marks! :D

wow, nicely done bdolphin97. Very educational. I wonder if they'll ever do a mythbusters on the stuff you said, haha.

i watched a national geographic show last year. It was all about how dolphins socialize and other various aspects: mating/protecting/aggressiveness.

Dolphins can be very agressive and protective animals. They showed 3 dolphins constricting down on one female and looked as if the female was getting raped. dolphindick looks painful as well, its hooked. at least thats what it looked like on the show.

This post has been edited by chachacha455 on May 31 2007, 10:21 PM