beavis69	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 01:16 AM
Disciple of the board Group: Members Posts: 7053 Member No.: 123565 Joined: 23-June 05 Rate Member: 109876543210	It ends your baseball team's winning game :evil: If we can put people in space why can't we stop pollution?

fox_clamantis	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 01:18 AM
Veteran Group: Members Posts: 915 Member No.: 282838 Joined: 17-May 06 Rate Member: 109876543210	Because we can't put all our pollution in outer space too. What Stops X-rays?

beavis69	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 01:25 AM
Disciple of the board Group: Members Posts: 7053 Member No.: 123565 Joined: 23-June 05 Rate Member: 109876543210	Ex-Rays :huh: The computer can decipher loads of data taken from the Hubble Telescope of lightyears of space, but why does it crash when I have four pages open?

Hypercrawford	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 02:04 AM
Newbie Group: Members Posts: 18 Member No.: 153243 Joined: 27-August 05 Rate Member: 109876543210	Because it has to squirm in-between all the porn! Why can't I lick my butthole like other animals?

tiana	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 02:13 AM
Hardcore Group: Members Posts: 410 Member No.: 280747 Joined: 13-May 06 Rate Member: 109876543210	because then you would never go out of the house why is the sea so damn large

fox_clamantis	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 02:15 AM
Veteran Group: Members Posts: 915 Member No.: 282838 Joined: 17-May 06 Rate Member: 109876543210	Because of the blue whales... ;) Why do dogs love to stick their heads out of car windows, but hate it when you blow in your face? This post has been edited by fox_clamantis on Jun 4 2006, 02:16 AM

equine1	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 06:09 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 22501 Member No.: 261345 Joined: 7-April 06 Rate Member: 109876543210	They just pretend to hate us blowing in tier face to confuse us. Why does company come only when the house is a mess ?

beavis69	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 06:20 AM
Disciple of the board Group: Members Posts: 7053 Member No.: 123565 Joined: 23-June 05 Rate Member: 109876543210	They want to see if their house looks worse! What came first, the chicken or the egg?

pudgy_boy	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 06:42 AM
Hardcore Group: Members Posts: 479 Member No.: 261103 Joined: 7-April 06 Rate Member: 109876543210	The chicken came first, because eggs can't cum. :blush: Really, what is a vest good for that a jacket can't handle?

k9guy86	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 07:35 AM
Full time poster Group: Members Posts: 2212 Member No.: 112636 Joined: 29-May 05 Rate Member: 109876543210	When sleeves just become too much of a hassle ;) Can God create a rock so large that even he cannot lift it? :thinking:

equine1	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 07:39 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 22501 Member No.: 261345 Joined: 7-April 06 Rate Member: 109876543210	He could, but would he want to ? :thinking:

HairBear58	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 07:54 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 14152 Member No.: 8590 Joined: 13-March 04 Rate Member: 109876543210	because he could if he wanted why didnt you ask a question)) HB58

equine1	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 07:56 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 22501 Member No.: 261345 Joined: 7-April 06 Rate Member: 109876543210	I did ask a question. Dir you not see the question mark ? :thinking:

HairBear58	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 08:01 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 14152 Member No.: 8590 Joined: 13-March 04 Rate Member: 109876543210	left my bifocals unde the horse)) how do i make my d**k grow bigger?

tiana	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 08:08 AM
Hardcore Group: Members Posts: 410 Member No.: 280747 Joined: 13-May 06 Rate Member: 109876543210	Well with this special cream that you can have for only 19.99! Why is it that sleep is so needed anyhow?