MasterOfAll	Posted: Jun 3 2006, 10:45 PM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 31086 Member No.: 207985 Joined: 24-December 05 Rate Member: 109876543210	Yes its lowering his heating bill ;) Why is it 10:40PM here :huh:

Anji	Posted: Jun 3 2006, 10:48 PM
Full time poster Group: Banned Posts: 2091 Member No.: 228252 Joined: 26-January 06 Rate Member: 109876543210	because here it is 11:49 why cant i see the moon tonigth?

bird_peace	Posted: Jun 3 2006, 10:48 PM
Supreme Being Group: Members Posts: 5424 Member No.: 269066 Joined: 21-April 06 Rate Member: 109876543210	Because clauds make you blind Why do I have 2 big toes? This post has been edited by bird_peace on Jun 3 2006, 10:49 PM

beavis69	Posted: Jun 3 2006, 10:52 PM
Disciple of the board Group: Members Posts: 7051 Member No.: 123565 Joined: 23-June 05 Rate Member: 109876543210	Because all of the little toes won't talk to the big ones. Luckily they have each other to talk to. Why does aged cheese look good when you buy it but when you leave it for two days it starts to mold?

dogfood	Posted: Jun 3 2006, 11:34 PM
Veteran Group: Members Posts: 1249 Member No.: 16953 Joined: 11-April 04 Rate Member: 109876543210	Because it's a conspiracy to make you buy more!! Why do they make wood from trees?

MasterOfAll	Posted: Jun 3 2006, 11:42 PM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 31086 Member No.: 207985 Joined: 24-December 05 Rate Member: 109876543210	Because they are to crummy to make it from anything else. Why do you never have spare change when you need it?

doglover4601	Posted: Jun 3 2006, 11:45 PM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 9411 Member No.: 191109 Joined: 22-November 05 Rate Member: 109876543210	because it migrates in your couch cushions why do some batteries work better than others

beavis69	Posted: Jun 3 2006, 11:54 PM
Disciple of the board Group: Members Posts: 7051 Member No.: 123565 Joined: 23-June 05 Rate Member: 109876543210	They were manufactured to have more work ethic How come people in comics never get any older?

doglover4601	Posted: Jun 3 2006, 11:58 PM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 9411 Member No.: 191109 Joined: 22-November 05 Rate Member: 109876543210	they fear change why does glare only show up when a good show is on?

pick_7	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 12:01 AM
Disciple of the board Group: Moderator Group Posts: 30948 Member No.: 673 Joined: 28-February 04 Rate Member: 109876543210	So you have to watch re-runs why are manhole covers round instead of square?

doglover4601	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 12:03 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 9411 Member No.: 191109 Joined: 22-November 05 Rate Member: 109876543210	we would get stuck in them if they were square why is the Gateway computer symbol a box with cow spots?

MasterOfAll	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 12:04 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 31086 Member No.: 207985 Joined: 24-December 05 Rate Member: 109876543210	...because the designers are boring old people -_- Why is red, red and not green?

bindis	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 12:18 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 17449 Member No.: 122926 Joined: 21-June 05 Rate Member: 109876543210	Because it is. Why is north facing up and south down??

STALLION713	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 12:29 AM
Enthusiast Group: Members Posts: 148 Member No.: 284876 Joined: 21-May 06 Rate Member: 109876543210	The northern star is up and the opposit is down. Why does my head hurt?

fox_clamantis	Posted: Jun 4 2006, 12:54 AM
Veteran Group: Members Posts: 915 Member No.: 282838 Joined: 17-May 06 Rate Member: 109876543210	Because heads do that when hitting a wall :crazy: Why does rain suck so much? :mad: