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neandernitz
Posted: Jul 16 2009, 05:59 PM
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The journey isnt about departing in a well perserved body - but rather to skid in sideways - totally worn out - shouting HOLY SHIT WHAT A RIDE!!!!


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Posted: Jul 16 2009, 10:22 PM
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lol i would kick myself as well. I have always wanted some doggy dick :P
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  Posted: Jul 17 2009, 12:21 AM
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'Exfoliating' maybe it IS the skin he was refering to, a dead skin cell can't be found on the animals, soft, smooth, young, vibrant skin covers the entire animal.

If that is the case, southflorida in your avitar, is the dogs skin being exfoliated (explains the white patch of skin cells on the ground under the dog) or is the dog being calmed down?

Funny, when I exfoliate my male dog, he get very excited (as do I), I just wouldn't want to try the procedure on, say a wild tiger or bear. Well it could be tried on a wild animal once (per person).

The guy who started the 'sex with bees' topic, how long would it take to calm down an entire swarm of mad africanized bees?

Sorry, its been a long day (and I have several hours to go), I should quit, but one more thought, in the TV show 'Futurama' the code word was "Snew Snew", maybe 'Exfoliate' was his code word, and you almost picked up on it [in time].
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Posted: Jul 17 2009, 01:11 AM
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Exfoliating, hmm maybe he meant he was exfoliating just the dog's penis sheath? All the sheath rubbing must certainly help get rid of the dead skin cells. And of course sucking on that shepherd's lovely penis helps get rid of dead skin cells there too! ^_^
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Posted: Jul 19 2009, 12:57 AM
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QUOTE (KJCNM @ Jul 16 2009, 05:21 PM)
If that is the case, southflorida in your avitar, is the dogs skin being exfoliated (explains the white patch of skin cells on the ground under the dog) or is the dog being calmed down?

That's GOTTA be the case...... -_-


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Posted: Nov 5 2009, 01:43 AM
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QUOTE (K9Cwgrl @ Mar 17 2006, 09:41 PM)
There is this guy in my neighborhood with a German Shepherd he walks and a few months ago, he told me how to calm dogs down by "exfoliating" them. I asked him what he meant, since I had never heard of that term and wondered if this is a kind of peach paw scrub. :rolleyes: :D


Congratulations, this post has been nominated by me or another for a Cheeseyness award! What this basically means is that what you have just said is SO cheesy it gracefully transforms from tasteless and inane to brilliant and hilarious (or at least worth a decent facepalm). You have mastered the art of the pleasantly tacky, and I salute you.
At the end of the year, this post will be entered in a competition to choose the cheesiest quote of 2009, better known as the 2009 BIG CHEESE competition!
Again congratulations, and thank you for keeping this forum a Cheesy place to be!


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