Tell us what was the funniest thing you've done with or done to an animal.

I would say my best experience was one night when the house was empty. My rotty and I had a little fun. It was awesome. I loved it. Sadly I had to put him down just recently. I loved that dog so much. And his penis was like heaven! :wub:

I got into the same situation but with a female doberman.

The first time I actually got an equine to ejaculate, not just the precum. That felt so rewarding, like I really did something for him.

Sorry, didn't finish before I hit the send key...Anyway, that was rewarding, but besides that I didn't know how much he was going to ejaculate. I thought the precum was it. When he flared up really good, started humping like crazy, I was feeling really good. I thought I'd never given him so good of an orgasm "before, and for a split second (in my young and naive mind) thought maybe I was as good as or better then a mare. He paused, and THEN, for the first time for me, ejaculated. It took me by suprise, and semen shot out my nose, down my shirt, and I was coughing up semen for maybe 15 minutes. Nothing else that funny or rewarding has ever happened to me that I can remember.

This post has been edited by grumpygoat on Jan 31 2006, 03:30 PM

My greatest experience was the sex I had with our Dalmation bitch during her second heat. We bred her to a male Dalmation. At the time I was on an extended vacation. I discovered that I could have sex with her after she was bred. My wife and kids were away working and in school during the day, monday thru friday. That left me the opportunity to have sex with her, one or two times a day, for about seven weeks. After she had the pups I was again able to have sex with her for another eight weeks. I was in beast sex heaven for the whole vacation. I have had sex with several k9s since then, but that was the most intense beast sex that I have had. :)

This will sound mushy, but it was sleeping with the lab that I love. It's not my dog, it belongs to the people down the road. I often play with her and take her for walks, and her world stops when she sees me coming up the driveway. It's awesome.

Anyway, I was looking after her for a while when they went on holidays. The best bit of all was when she fell asleep next to me and I just lay there with my arm around her *swoon* :inlove:

mm mushy, that is my abslolute favorite thing to do with my lover, a female shepard girl. I love her so much, cuddling her, holding her, sleeping with her in my arms, that is the absolute best feeling in the universe, i'd say 10000 times better than any sex could be, not that sex with her isn't great :inlove:

But i'd agree, the best time with my girl is sleeping wiht her, cuddled with her.

Tundra

shareing body heat or breaths or lcks, while cuddling, may lead to sex may ot its just the closness yo have in those together times

but i,ve yet to win a duel of the tongues, with ant of my animal mates/friends


HB58

My greatest and most intense was years ago when I had my own secluded big cat santuary. Many things happened as 3 of the big cats there became more tolerent and fond of my presence. One of them, the siberian male tiger, eventually became a permanent fixture of me house and became part of a traid relationship with me female wolf and I. The other two affectionate big cats, male african lions, preferred the outdoors and were actually brothers and gay. Once I showed them how much more fun they could have, by adding me to the mix, things got really intense with them as well. Quite often all three of us would be in a classic fucking sandwich, with me in the middle. As for the bitting down factor, I had chew toys handy and a special made vest with a chew-collar on the back.

This post has been edited by Custodian on Feb 8 2006, 10:17 PM

My greatest Experience. wowa. ^_^ was when i was younger i would always go over to my best friends house and stay the night. my friend had a female german shepard. a Very pretty girl.

Well i have been friends with him for over ten years know and have gotten to know the dog very well. there came a night were me and her finally got to make to have fun. well she is spayed so the only way for me to do anything was anal. i lubed up and she allowed me to take her analy. which was a wonderfull Experience she was so great. tight and warm. me and her have gotten together a few times and every time we got together it was wonderfull not just for me but for her as well.

Just thought id add my two sence to this post. im looking forward to getting a girl of my own someday.

sry about grammer and spelling mistakes. its like 5 am here and i cant sleep.

Fuzz

This post has been edited by fuzzwolf21 on Feb 20 2006, 12:04 PM

Well my best expirence was with my mare. I was able to mount her several differnt times. Had her in the cross ties and got a stool and then started to work on her. She was very accepting and it was great. The feeling of my cock up in her butt and pumping away. Then as I pulled out all the cum dripping down. Then shoving it back in again and enjoying it again. Its the best feeling to be up inside a mares butt and to be comfortable just enjoying the feel of it. I tried to work on my female Lab,but she never did get into it.
I had my first k9 expierence years ago when a friends male St. Bernard started to sniff me. I took him out to the back of the property and stripped naked and let him lick my butt. It felt great. His big tounge cleaning me off and going into my butt. I would reaaly like to have that again. I also worked over a couple Welsh mares,who were great too. Did try to play around with a gelding,just did'nt get enough time to do much. ;)