I have just locked 2 entire pages of "spayed and neutered" threads -in this section alone :pinch:

I strongly suggest that you use the search feature if your have any questions concerning these 2 topics -wether it be male or female involved - there can't possibly be one issue that isn't already addressed in forum threads....

however - I just KNOW that there are some of you who will not do so... so here it is:

ONE THREAD FOR ALL QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS CONCERNING SPAYING & NEUTERING REGURDLESS OF WHAT HUMAN SEX IS INVOLVED

NO ONE is to start any other thread -this will be thee ONLY thread for ANYTHING concerning spay and neutering...


Feel free to post any questions or concerns you have here -and even though it's already covered -valued members please link to -or provide answers here again -for the last time... :beer:

i have a male fixed dog and i wanna suck his cock but how do i get it out or is it even there or what do i do please help me

well I doubt I am going to be helpful... but in my experience ... a neutered male rarely shows interest.... If you have already played with him and your still not getting a reaction.. I would say it is a lost cause... sorry... :sorry: maybe someone else has different experiences than me.. and can help better

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This post has been edited by wyldfyre67 on Oct 18 2005, 05:12 PM

Bump :)

Ive got a spayed 7 year old golden Lab. She will lick me, and will thrust at my hand when I rub her. Is that all we're ever going to be able to do? Also, Ive read about anal sex, and I know exactly what it is... Im not disgusted by it, but how clean is it in there anyways? :whistling:

I have had the oportunity to be with a couple different neutered males. One would hump my hand and the other would just stand there, but both were able to inflate their cocks once I pushed the sheath back and squeezed the base of th bone. Though they were full size erections, there was ZERO secretion. Very dry, but they didn't seenm to mind the suck anyway.

Hope this helps.

If she humps your hand when you rub her, try inserting a lubed finger when she is humping. Make sure you have your nail trimmed and VERY smoothed. If she tolerates or likes it well, try another, untill you have enough to make up for the girth of your cock. Like they say, don't rush it and STOP if she shows ANY oposition. I have a spayed female, and we enjoy vaginal sex on a regular basis, and she DEFINATELY humps me back.

As for anal, it depends on how well she empties her colon. If you want to try, take her to eliminate directly prior to any play. As with vaginal penetration, use a WELL lubed and smoothed finger and go VERY SLOW. If she tolerates it and empties herself well enough, it should be fairly clean. But it IS her poop chute you are dealing with, so expect at least a little dog shit to get on what ever goes in there.

zoohick

bensdogtoy has had some success with a neutered golden - maybe he and
ben :wub: will stop in - or you could check his previous post ;)

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I'm not sure if this should fall in this thread or not, but here goes:

I'm looking for a new place to rent and everyone want me to spay and neuter my male and female before they'll let me move in. Obviously, there's NO WAY IN HELL I'm going to do that. Is there any way for me to get around this?

I don't want to do anything illegal(lol), but can I have some spay/neuter papers forged or SOMETHING?

I breed my two as well. They are papered. I'd tell the renters that, but no one allows Pit Bulls and that's what they are.

I'm lost.... :please:

As for the male - there is not much way around it - either he has em or he don't! - dosen't take a veteranary degree to tell, just lift his tail. Now for the bitch, keeping her heat periods under wraps and making sure she leaves no signs behind might be managable to conceal. Walk her at night when her privates are harder to see esp if she swells big (not as much of a problem with coated girls) - keep pants on her while inside out of sight and well, be a convincing fib about her status. A really good spay job leaves such a small scar that even other vets can't tell if she has been spayed. In 30 years of spaying bitches I have only ever seen one vet quite that good but he could spay a Chihuahua bitch through as little as a 1/4" incision and when healed there was NO visible or feelable scar.

Good luck.

I just thought that you would need a letter stating that your dogs are spayed/neutered. If not, then no worries, even with the male.

I found a website that sells 'neuticles'. Whenever a dog gets neutered they put in fake ones to make it look like he's intact. I think the website is www.neuticles.com

It made me laugh so hard when I first saw it. I thought it was a joke but it's really real. They even have neuticles for cats and horses(I believe)

I know the mods may disagree with me, but I also agree with them. we don't need 20 threads talking about the same thing, but sometimes these threads get REALLY long, and most of us don't have the attention span to go through every related question on every thread.
When I see 20,000 replies on a thread.....I don't see the need to reply......or even look at it !!!! But thats just me :whistling:
I personally look for something new.....even if it might have been covered before......after a thread gets to be a certain size......I don't even look anymore.I mean, REALLY what could I actually add that hasn't alreadsy been said?
Topics that have some continuing merit or reference should be listed as such in a separate thread for reference.
OK the Mods already have their plate full, but useless threads and comments need to be deleted......not right away, cause they do serve a purpose........but after a time the useful comments need to be sorted from the ones that have no use........and put in a reference section....thread deleted !!!
I always mean well, and my thoughts are not always taken in the context as they were meant ( just look at my warning level and you might understand )
But I just don't care anymore. I WILL speak my mind even if I get kicked off this forum.
I had my suspicions, and now it has been confirmed. I'm dying. I have pancreatic cancer, and the survival rate is NOT GOOD :( Unless something new comes up, I got maybe....a year...maybe 18 months, and during that time the meds are going to make me feel pretty crappy......so I'm going to speak my mind where I can.
I'm sorry if sometimes I get a little off the wall, and say things that nobody wants to hear.....but I'm sure that over the next year or so....I'm going to do a lot of soul searching, and crying, and being angry at the world.......I ask your forgiveness in advance. :sorry:

Bump

thats the whole point -if there is ONE thread for a specific topic then it doesnt have to be answered over and over and over again - it BECOMES the reference thread...

it's not only a matter of ban width (150 of the same topics is just a waste) but it's a matter of courtesy - members take thier time to answer questions and tackle problems -why should we throw that work to the way side because someone doesnt have the coutesy to look for the answers that were already given?

I'm sorry to hear of your ailment -and it sounds to me like you have a need/desire to be helpful to others - and thats very admirable - there's plenty of places you can share your experience and knowledge other than duplicate threads... and -because we are just organizing these new "ONLY" threads -there will be plenty of oportunity to answer questions in this specific topic :)