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| josh2xx |
Posted: Sep 2 2005, 08:00 PM
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Hi. I recently have had a nieghbor move in about 2 blocks up from my place, we live in the country and he has made the property he bought into a horse farm.
I am doing what is commonly referred to as "fence hopping" - going onto other's property to have sex with an animal. Last night I dressed all in black and snuck into the field, the horses are kind of jumpy but I slowly gained thier trust while balancing stealth (kind of hard). I gained immense trust from the stallion of the group (it looks like he's the leader, I spent a few hours out there studying) and he was playing with me and he was a sweet heart. I then goto a mare and gain her trust, rubbing her and being nice. I then preceeded to rub her vagina and insert a finger, gently massaging her and making sure I wouldn't get kicked. The mare lifted her tail, urinated, sniffed the air and flexed her vagina -- all signs that she is horny, trouble was I couldn't reach her vagina to f*** her she was too high for me, and she moved around alot. So any fence hoppers out there with some advice? I'm gonna bring a step ladder tonight and hope to get lucky. I hope you liked my story, please post tips/comments and experiances you have had with fence hopping. |
| astro g |
Posted: Sep 2 2005, 11:19 PM
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one tip for you.... don't get caught! :lol: (duh!)
seriously :mellow: that would really suck |
| Akitas4me |
Posted: Sep 3 2005, 12:15 AM
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Also, bring a bucket. A step ladder is a lot harder to run with, and a bigger loss if left behind.
Not that I endorse fence hopping :ph34r: , although I've certainly done it many times. It just depends on the situation, like how close to people you are, roads, dogs, the way the animals are, etc... This post has been edited by Akitas4me on Sep 3 2005, 12:15 AM |
| zaran |
Posted: Sep 3 2005, 01:05 AM
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i woudend even be so brave to go on someone elses ground....
the idea with the bucket sound good - my thought was also that a ladder is to ... hmm how to sey it in english ... Uhhm ... Ok i try: If you are caught with a ladder there will be stupid questions - with a bucket walking on a place with horses you cann still say something about a projekt with insects in horse poo which only life at night or so ... Something stupid but it would sound stupider to explain what to do qith a ladder at night thre ... :crazy: |
| josh2xx |
Posted: Sep 3 2005, 02:11 AM
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First sorry for 2 threads, I asked a mod to delete one because I found the right forum for this.
I like the ideas I was given, A bucket and a milk crate as a boost. I would need to spray it with black paint though for added stealth. Also I wanted to mention I am going to do this whether you approve or not so mine aswell fess up and help each other not get caught. I don't hurt the horses at all and infact the last 2 times Ive gone over there I only played around with them/fingerd a mare which enjoyed it. Thanks everyone! |
| Darkwolf_1982 |
Posted: Sep 3 2005, 02:18 AM
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Ehmm... Fencehopping. Well, forbiden love is what I call it. How would you like it when another zoo would go and take it on with your beloved mare? "What one doesn't know, doesn't hurt." Well perhaps. But it is still someone elses property and horse! So I pray that you don't get caught one day. For the rest I can only agree with the tips as given above! ^_^ |
| Venbred |
Posted: Sep 3 2005, 02:43 AM
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Well josh2xx, I wish you luck, as you have worked up more nerve than I have. As I also live in a country area, with horse farms in every direction within short walking distance, and a couple fairly huge ones. I just have not tryed it myself, but it has crossed my mind many of times. Anyways.. really don't think you could hurt the horse.. as you are the one in more danger of getting hurt, as it is at night, and equines spook fairly easily. So best of luck, and hope you succeed.
BTW... seeing the title "Fence Hoppers Unite" gave me quite a laugh for some reason, good name for this. :P =^.^= This post has been edited by Venbred on Sep 3 2005, 02:45 AM |
| josh2xx |
Posted: Sep 3 2005, 03:24 AM
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Part of the thrill to me is the getting caught part, sneaking/stealth is a rush and it makes you feel alive.. and when I'm :zipped: that mare tonight I think it will be worth it.
Thats all I can really think of doing though, no dogs or anything and going to the ranch in the day time doesn't make any sense. I feel really confident I can get away with this for quite awhile, the people that live there are old and goto bed early -- last night I stayed for a couple hours! :read the rules: This post has been edited by pick_7 on Sep 3 2005, 03:01 PM |
| Venbred |
Posted: Sep 3 2005, 03:34 AM
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Hehe, well most the places around me are the large farms where they hold them for other people. One would believe from the size of some of the places around here they'd have some type of security... I'd rather not find out the hard way.. and go climbing over the fence and landing on an eletrical one -OUCH-. I might try, an old friends grandfather lives really close who has a few ponies, so I might work up the nerve and try there. But yeah, there is a rush with sneaking around when there is a chance of getting caught. You should sky diving if you love a rush :w00t:
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| josh2xx |
Posted: Sep 3 2005, 05:44 AM
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Update: Tonight I fence hopped, no problem with stealth. Got in, the horses knew me so was easy to approach them, I actually rode the stallion for shits and giggles. Tried to do it with mare, she kept moving though so I got frustrated and left. I lost my ladder (painted black) because I couldn't find it in the dark.. yes I guess that was stupid of me.
I'm probly not going to do this again, maybe I'll go back and ride the horse though just not with my penis :) |
| MrIronhead |
Posted: Sep 3 2005, 07:06 AM
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All I know is, if I wasnt home or not around, and someone decided they were
going to sneak onto my property and f*ck one of my dogs, I would most certainly be pissed off. That person would definitly be at risk of getting a bullet in his ass if I ever caught them. Sneaking onto someone elses property and taking advantage of their animals is not right and is a good way to get yourself shot, or worse caught, and humiliated. You should get an animal of your own and leave other peoples alone. You could always hook up with someone who is willing to share with you. That would be much more appropiate. |
| Shadowfax |
Posted: Sep 3 2005, 08:00 AM
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I'm not trying to put anyone down here but I don't really understand why one would fence hop.
Why not get involved with horses the "normal" way, like taking riding lessons or volunteering to help at a stable? I can understand there may be fear involved. No one knew I had any interest in horses until about 4 years ago. I shocked my parents when I told them I was taking riding lessons. Not in a bad way, they were very happy for me that I was going out and doing something interesting with my life and meeting new people. They were just surprised that I had any interest in horses because I had never shown any before. I never told anyone I liked horses because I was afraid they would discover my true feelings for them and just how much I love them. But this hasn't been the case. No one ever thinks of the possibility of sexual attraction unless you get caught doing something highly unusual to make them think that. But if you lay low and establish rapport with horse and stable owners, there's no need to fence hop. You'll be around the horses for a legitimate reason and you can have a more relaxed relationship with them. I've been invited to help out at several places and I've had many opportunities to be with the animals. And I've gained a lot of respect in the local horse community. The best thing is, you'll eventually be able to buy your own horse. I could've done this a long time ago but my previous job made my life too unstable to own a horse. I've been leasing horses up to this point. I hope to buy my own horse within the next year. So why fence hop? Is it just because of the thrill involved or you just can't wait to have sex? |
| josh2xx |
Posted: Sep 3 2005, 02:54 PM
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This has gotten stupid. If you disapprove then leave;
just incase you didn't read all the posts.
1. I don't care what you would do if you caught me, it's irrelevant. 2. I'm good at stealth, wouldn't do it if I thought I was going to get caught. Now, if you have any fence hopping related talk I'd like to hear it. |
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| pick_7 |
Posted: Sep 3 2005, 03:05 PM
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I disapprove.........And, I am not leaving. This is an open forum, when you post, expect opinions that differ from your own. You have no right to tell someone who disagrees with you to leave :read the rules: |
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| Cetacean |
Posted: Sep 3 2005, 08:20 PM
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That's what everybody says until they're spotted pants down behind a mare. Look, you can be ever so stealthy - there's no garuantee you'll never be spotted. You wouldn't be the first person to get caught. You already lost your ladder in the field; smart. That alone could make someone suspicious enough to stay up at night to see what's going on. If you're spotted and caught - then you've got a problem, one moment can ruin the rest of your life. If you're spotted and not caught, you could cause many sleepless nights for animal owners in your community - especially that of the person's property you trespassed on. |
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