Hi

I have been reading this forum for a while now and have seen various zoos regailing tails of fun with cows,
So last night i decided i'd check it out, picture this 4am in the morning just getting light so as to have some sort of illumination,

I arrived at my local pasture to find the cows grazing happily, now this was only intended to be like a 'scout' mission to prepair for a later encounter

Now i nipped up to the fence and spent about 30 mins trying to tempt one of them to come close, with no results,
Now a couple of them have calfs with them, can anyone shed any light onto weather this might be one of the reasons they seemed disintereested?

Does anyone have any suggestions on a first attempt to seduce a cow?

Thanks
Kuvo

Most cows don't have very nice encounters with humans. They get branded, ear tagged, vaccinated, medicine forced down, etc. whenever they have contact with humans. It stands to reason that most cows are leery of people. Seems to me that if you find a friendly cow, chances are 1) the cow is owned by a zoo, 2) the cow was raised from an early age by someone who loved her for show or 4H or something. Anyway, you might be able to entice a cow over by offering grain, but the chances of actually being able to boink her in the pasture remain low...

Those calves like to suck on things............ hint hint

And I agree, you likely won't be doing the cows out in the pasture, unless you get a real lazy one that is laying down.

In the barn, in stantions, with bales of hay behind the cows...... that's your best shot at screwing them.

You also need to be careful. Any animal with babies can and more than likely will be dangerous. Not always, but be careful, especially if they don't know you.

i know the problem only with cows having little calfs.

i think it depends on the human to get them ready, of course you have to pay atention to the real thing, that they are all individuals - some like it now, some do not!
It does not depend on whether she is on heat or not, believe me. Each cow, that allows you to touch her, is potentially ready for pleasure! Sure, the breed is to take into consideration too.

My experience tells me though, if you spend enough time caresing her pussy you will end obtaining her approval....! Do approach slowly.

Next I'm going to post some pics, they show the act of pleasure with the adult cow first and later with her calf of about 6 or 7 months. Both did only care about herself having fun - and nothing else - and they were on the pasture at night, without meeting them before; well shortly during the day of the acting night.
Nevertheless you won't achieve allways your aim. This is real live.

greetings

Awww... Lucky, they are so close to your reach. I would try bringing apples or sugar cubes or anything that may bait it over to you and bring it far away from the stables. Then, as it is falling for it, do it! Maybe even try sucking its utters if you're feeling Kinky. Just remember, it does not belong to you and you have to take responsibility if anything happens, have fun.

if you can find one that's in heat they are usually more willing to let u play with em, start with ur fingers then work your way up to having sex with them

From my experience cattle are VERY skittish animals. Right across the road from my house there is about 75 head in a large pasture. At night, they all stay fairly close together and a human is not going to get near them. I tried apples to lure them, but I could only get close enough to throw the apples to them from about 50 yards out. Any attempts at getting closer resulted in all the cows bunching together and stampeding away. This is just the way they protect themselves. They are prey animals and this is their natural instinct. Strange Human = predator to them. The ONLY way to get close to cows on pasture is usually to spend A LOT of fruitless time gaining their trust by being NEAR them for long periods of time while resisting the urge to try to press too near them or chase them. The more you chase, the less they trust. The best bet is to get as near them as you can without seriously spooking them and sit down and be really still. Have some treats and if one gets close VERY SLOWLY introduce your treat to her. Do not stand up! Feed her the treats from the sitting position. Move VERY slowly. You may try this and still never get one near you. Also be really careful. Cows can be dangerous as well as skittish! I have found cows on pasture to be really troublesome to get close to. If you can find cows that are also grain fed daily and are used to humans being around a lot your chances will greatly improve.
**No matter what, be careful of who's land you go onto without permission! It's always better to belong where you are, or at least have permission to be there.

If they are actively grazing, you might put yourself in their path, sit and just wait.
Sooner or later you'll have one get curious and come to sniff you.
Sometimes they will even give you a lick to see if you is edible. :P
Slow movements are of course a must. But do try to let the cow come to you as much as possible.
If you make it to the scritching stage, under the chin is a good spot for most bovines. And some will make a huge show of lifting their heads and pressing their necks closer to you for some good itches. :wub:
Yea, the old 4-H project usually is going to be the friendliest.
Good luck, and if you do make it under the tail, prepare to get dumped on.
It's nothing personal, they do it to everybody. :wacko:

See you around the Barn:
Ramseys T. Bull

Yeah, prepare for the Golden Flood too! Believe me, it's a lot more than a shower!

may I suggest that you choose the most friendliest cow and make friends with her next time you go take a loaf of sliced bread with you .cows love's bread as you are feeding the bread ( one slice at a time) slowly try touching her head then when she is confortble with you , just keep moving back and keep playing with her most important is gaining her trust after a cow is trusting of you they will stand still any time any place for you. and they do enjoy men as much as a bull. want to train a calf ? this is the way to do it. I fed my cow and calf bread all the time. also range cattle are wilder than yard cows.

This post has been edited by verne33 on Jan 2 2006, 02:17 AM

Sillys,
You dont go to the cattle, the cattle come to you! You call them. There's any number of calls but singing "Jeremiah was a Bull Frog" works too. Cows should never be directly approached with a sense of interest. You gotta act like nothing more boring in the world could be but cows. Toss some cracked corn in the air upwind of them and they will bowl you over trying to get some. Someone suggested letting a calf suck you. You can always tell the non experienced when they say that. the suction, grip, molars, raspiness of the tongue all make letting suck your fingers a wincey prospect. That tongue will make your hand raw in no time. Also, calves like to nudge the udder rather hard to make more milk flow, which for a human male would do the opposit. Lastly, that would be counted as inappropriate by most zoos/beasts as the animal is immature. Cows are skittish around strangers, they can kick but good! Best to leave em to the folks who work with them. Besides what if they caught you?

Singing Dog

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Indeed. If you want to be with cows on a more intimate level, it is highly important to know them well, before you do anything. This is for the sake of the cows' wellbeing, and for the sake of your own safety.

Cows are worthy of all your respect, and if you show them respect, affection and caring, you are likely to have a friend that will be happily all over you, running up to you, eager to see you as soon as they notice you are there.

If you're not patient, and if you are only interested in cows to get something to stick your dick in, cows are NOT for you. Never even consider to be intimate with a cow before you know her well.

If you're wanting to get to know a herd of cows, it will often take a long time, but this depends a lot on how well they have been treated since they were young. The best is to own your own herd, and make sure to always treat them to the best of lives possible. Groom them and brush them regularly, give them the freshest and best food, make sure to scritch and cuddle them a lot, but only when they want to. Make sure they have a lot of space and a variation of scenery in the pasture(s). Fencing in forest in connection to the pastures is best, because cows enjoying being among a lot of trees.

If cows have had bad experiences with humans, or very little experience, it is difficult to earn their trust. It can take years, or at least months. If the cows have been brought up in a good environment, without too much stress, with plenty of space, and with a caring owner, they will be more easy to get to know, but it still can take time.

Cows are very individual animals. Some are more trusting than others, some are more curious than others. The ones that are more curious than others will be the first to approach you, to inspect who you are. Note that those does not have to be the ones who will first trust you, or first let you touch them, even though they can be. Some cows are curious as well as trusting. Some cows are friendly and sweet, and some cows are mean. Some cows just love to headbutt the others, and they will want to headbutt you also. Don't let them. If you know them well, kneel down before them and get under their head, and pet the area between their forelegs, around their forelegs and upwards. Then they can't headbutt you. You can also step up and stand right next to their neck, they can't reach to headbutt you there either. Never hit them in return if they hit you. If you don't like them, ignore them, and stay away. Don't act bad towards them just because they act bad towards you.

Learn their body language. It can be slightly different from one cow to another. Don't just learn the hints of the language, learn it well. Spend years in the company of cows, observe everything they do, observe how they interract with each other, and observe how they interract with you. Be in the pasture, regularly, preferably every day, preferably more than once per day.

Do everything they want you to do, if they want to have their back scritched, scritch their back. If they don't want your hand under their tail, don't have your hand under their tail. If you put your hand on their privates and they don't enjoy it, don't try and persuade them. Either go back to continue scritching them where they enjoy it, or just walk away from her. Try another day, or another week.

Some cows will tolerate you to do things with them, even if they do not particulary enjoy it. I recommend being highly aware of them enjoying it or not, and this is one reason why you have to learn their individual body language. One common way they show they really enjoy it, is they stand absolutely still, lower their head and remains still like that.

If you're having sex with a cow that is not enjoying it, they may still not dislike it enough to move away from you, so they might just continue letting you have sex with them. This does not give them pleasure, and even if it gives you pleasure, don't ever do it. It is really wrong. It's not sex, it's like using someone for masturbation. It is also a step back in their trust in you. Make sure you always pay attention to what they want and what they enjoy, and what they don't enjoy.

A good way to tell if they want something or not is: When they know you well, when they know that you like pleasuring them, when they know how it feels when you do intimate things with them. Let them take the first step. If they want to have sex, they will come up and ask you for it. Again, always read their body language. If they come up to you and ask for a back-massage, give them a back-massage, not sex. If they come up to you and ask for sex, don't give them a back-massage.

But, yes, it takes a long time to build up a really good relationship with a cow. It is worth the effort, don't spoil the whole thing by being too eager, or by just wanting to get your rocks off. Be patient, even if it will take ages, it is worth the wait. :inlove:

Wow,
That was beautiful. I dont really have sexual intentions for cows. But its really nice to see such sophisticated interactions being described with a bovine-being. I did not know they will approach you for specifically for sex sometimes (once they know you and all); thats marvelous! Scritching aplenty Ive done. I love that far away look they get when you scritch them in that magic spot in the middle of their chest. :wub: Dogs like that too. Seems many mammals have that magic spot.

Singing Dog


PS To the person who suggested having a calf suck on you... I said
" You can always tell the non experienced when they say that. the suction, grip, molars, raspiness of the tongue all make letting them suck your fingers a wincey prospect. That tongue will make your hand raw in no time."
I meant to say "...all make letting them suck your fingers, LET ALONE YOUR DICK, a wincey prospect. :pinch:
And I should probably re-iterate that a calf by definition is a baby animal, which are to be left to udders and teats, and sure, your fingers...it IS awfully damned cute, even if they do rasp you down to new skin!

This post has been edited by Singing Dog on Mar 27 2006, 07:52 AM