YES, I have.
Except for hothorse 1, you people don't have a clue.
No farmer in his right mind would stick his dick in a calfs' mouth. They have razzer sharp teeth until they start eating regular feed.
All you people walking up to cows and heifers and screwing them must be about 7' tall. I'm 6' and always needed at least a 4" box to stand on for 8 month old heifers.
I have never seen a cow raise their tails other than to shit or pee, unless they were in extreme heat.
That little spot in the cows vulva that makes them jump,hump and or squirt pee is their clit.
And only if you want an extremely painful injury would anyone stike their dick in a milking machine.

I have been having sex with cows for 40 years. I soon found out that full grown cows were to big and loose for me, so started having sex with heifers. I like to break them in and keep riding them until they get too high for me, then I pick out another one and start with her.I have had sex with over 300 different heifers over the years, now have 40 that I ride regularly.

er uh what does the name imply!!!!!!!! yes i have and it was fun for sure :devil2: :devil2:

Hmmmmm.......

Used to be a screw cow was one that tested positive for tuberculosis on the milk test......

Suppose that's what you mean?




NAH!!! :lol:

i agree with grayowl i have to use a 5 gallon bucket i find that works the best but no farmer in there right mind would let a calf suck his johnny or put there dink in a milking machine but sex with cows is the best aside from women of course

i agree with grayowl i have to use a 5 gallon bucket i find that works the best but no farmer in there right mind would let a calf suck his johnny or put there dink in a milking machine but sex with cows is the best aside from women of course

If there were a cow and an woman in the barn, I would go with the
cow every time. Sexier, slimer, hotter, just generally better. Had my share of
human pussy, and I can compare. Cows rule.

I have a bud with Scottish Highlanders and you can usually do them flat footed.
The older, bigger ones require a stool. I've also been with a few cows that
were so big you could almost eat them out flat footed. So we have various height
objects to stand on depending on the cow.

I agree, no calf sucking for me (I have seen it done) and never thought of
the milking machine.

GROWING UP ON A LARGE DAIRY FARM I HAD ACCESS TO CALF ALL THE WAY UP TO MILKING COWS AND I HAVE TRIED EVERY POSITION WITH THE LADYS AND THEY LOVE ALL OF IT COWS LOVE SEX AND ABOUT THE CALVES THEY ARE LIKE THE ENERGISER BUNNY THEY JUST KEEP SUCKING AND SUCKING . I LOVES COWS ALMOST DAILY.....