Hey what movies have you watched that had a zoo scene in it. It could be bestiality erotic, a joke, comedy, horror scene, documentary, indipendent film. It could be a direct or indirect reference. Movie Name, Scene.

Me Myself and Irene. A real chicken is stuck up a troopers a@# by Jim Carries boys. Comedy

The Cowboy Way. Woody Harrelson plays Pepper Lewis and in one scene ties up a guy who gets sucked off by a cow. Comedy

Jackass The Movie. One of the guys sticks his cock into the mouth of a Sea Cucumber while under water and begins to wank with it. Reality, Stupid Stunts

Bram Stoker's Dracula. a wolfman (more wolf then man) has passionate sex with a red head. Fantasy, Horror, Erotic

Caligua. in one orgy scene of two, in the backgound for less then 3 seconds a guy is having sex with a beast and a girl is doing the same in the other scene. Epic Orgy

Conan the Barbarian. After Arnold Schwarzenegger's character Conan enters the city in a Sodom and Gomorrah like atmosphere he passes by a guy doing a mare donkey or horse. It happens very quickly so you'll have to rewind a few times. It's unmistakeable. Action, Adventure, Fantasy

American Wedding. Dog licking food out of Seann William Scott's character's crotch and he asks is it wrong that it feels good? Comedy

Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex. Woody Allen has a relationship with his sheep. Comedy

Revenge of the Nerds. Fraternity initiantion scene. Comedy

Cat People. 1982 Version. Shocking. Horror

Ta Pedhia tou dhiavolou. aka: Island of Death, aka: Psychic Killer 2. Shocking. Horror

Planet of the Apes. Mark Walhbergs character romances an Ape-women, kissing scene scapped but will be included in the Dirctors cut. coming soon. Fantasy, Sci-fi

The Good Old Naughty Days. Prolonged scenes of bestiality in which a man and woman perform with a Highland terrier. Documentary

Two Orphan Vampires. Opens with a long horse copulation sequence later a female does a bear. Inde

Freddy Got Fingered. Tom Green Film. Need I say more? Comedy

Okay, there are a lot more. But this is it for now. Put in your contributions too please.

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a while back (in 94' or 95') I remember seeing a few parts of some really stupid B-movie on the Sci-Fi channel. I can't remember the name but here's the gist, Some guy goes on journey to help a woman who is the last of her kind or something and he's has to impregnate her. But here's the kicker, the woman is supposed to be a turtle :blink: . The whole movie has a horrible plot and specail effects (the makeup and "shell" of the turlte woman look are hilarious).

Like I said, B-movie and it was on at 2 in the morning. But has anyone else seen this??, and if you did, do you remeber the name of it??

Hehe, I'll make a quick correction, Actually he doesn't touch the sea cucumber sexually, They found out that when they were threatened, they let out these white strings, which lookd like, well, need I say more? So they grabbed them, and pretended they were their dicks, no sexual contact, but I agree, I think they went a little overboard with those.

Heh, while I'm at it, might as well add this,

National Lampoons - Van Wilder. Theres a section in the movie where, their pitbull (i think) has overly large balls, so they figure they'll give him some sexual release ;) they jack the dog off, and use the 'semen' to stuff in doughnuts as a prank :lol: :lol: :lol: You don't really see them touching the dog, but the way the dog is moving, and the direction his hand is headed for, makes it obvious lol. Oh, and before, the dog has like 2 huge grapefruit sized balls, after they are done, normal sized, so yeah, you get the point ;)

Sounds far out. If you find out what it is let us know. Thanks!

I think you might be right so it wasn't full on sex with a Sea Cucumber, still counts as heavy petting. :w00t:

Van Wilder was it! That's right. I thought of that one but couldn't remeber the title so didn't include it. Great scene, and I liked the one where the frat guys were eating "the sauce" LOL! :lol:

Thanks for the contribution!

More, we need more!

The Animal, with Rob Schnieder... I thought the scenes of him trying to make it with the goat were priceless.

I haven't seen The Animal, think I'll check it out this week. Thanks!

I remember a good one.
Its some mediocre 80's movie with Bette Midler and Shelley Winters.
They are in a Mexan brothel listening at the doors in a hallway trying to find someone.
First door - 'Maybe he's in here' - They listen and they hear woman's moans. Open the door, wrong person.
Second door - 'Maybe this one' - They listen at the door and hear a sheep bleating. Look at each other. 'Nah!'

I vaguely remember such a scene in a movie way back when. If you don't mind would you go to imdb.com and find out. I'm sure we'd all like to know the name of it.

Out Cold. Infered Bestiality. Comedy

BLACK CANDLES (Uncut Version) aka Los Ritos Sexuales del Diablo. Sex with a goat. Cult, Thriller, Erotic.

8MM. Nicholas Cage investigates snuff films. Haven't been able to bring myslef to see it yet but read this review Link Removed - You need at least 100 posts before you are allowed to post links to other sites Thriller, Drama.

Scary Movie I, II, & III. Animal Mating and Beastiality. Comedy

Anger Management. Crude humor by Adam Sadlers character. Comedy

Okay that's it for now.

Satyricon... Brothel scene pig and man and a couple of others

"top secret" 80's movie two guys dressed in a cow costume, a baby calf comes up to the men and starts nursing, hinting that the guys is getting a blow job. later guys in the same costume get mounted by a bull.

Serving Sarah- Guy and Girl impersonate veteranarians and end up sticking his hand up a bulls ass to get the bull 'excited' enough to copulate with a fake cow...

van wilder and serveing shara were great! the fake cow the bull mounted, in SS about made me bust a gut!

One of my faviorate all time movies is 'Fierce Creatures'; ton's of zoo jokes, and generally a wonderfully entertaining film... same great actors/writers as a fish called wanda.

Another one is an independant film called 'Passion in the Deasert' were a legionare has an affair with a lepord, there's no sex, but the context is obvious. Buetifully filmed, with artsy music; but it has a sad ending.

Another I thought of is Equus, although I wouldn't recomend the film as its rather disturbing/demented. There are some great sceans of naked guy and horse; galloping bareback orgasm's under a full moon. Skip the ending though, unless you want nightmares. -the bad kind that is... :P

In Ali G - In da House, while he's in bed, his dog goes and sucks him off as he's dreaming. I didn't really like that movie, but I thought I'd mention it anyway.