Here is one I didnt see on here yet ,its by a group called The Bacon Brothers. And the name of the song is K9 Love. I dont have a link so I'll go ahead and up load it , I dont think there are any forum rules that I would be breaking by doing so. Well ok I tryed to upload it but was not successfull. Hmm any one have any clue as why I cant get this up loaded? I tryed it as a mp3 and then as a winrar file but no luck with either. Well maybe someone will hit me up and I could find a better way to get this file on here. Like I could send it to them and have them upload it furr every one here, I dont know but Its great song furr all k9 lovers out there. :whistling:

Only ones that come to mind for me are "Under Pressure" by ZZ Top
which features the lyrics "She likes cocaine/flippin' out with Great Danes"
and AC/DC's "Givin' the Dog A Bone"

There is German band, "Die Ärzte" , which made songs over "Claudia"with her shepherd dog, her horse in the second song and a wale in the third song. I hope, the translation am understandable:

Claudia has a shepherd dog
and she does not have that without reason
Claudia sees sharpens out
On Claudia all are sharp
It is not there unfair
That with Claudia none may
(Chorus)
(because) Claudia has a shepherd dog
And she does not have that without reason
In the evening it jumps into her bed
And then it goes hot
Claudia does not like boys
But she is not lesbian, lesbian also
At most she likes it
With their dog under the table
(Chorus)
Recently Claudia had
Urgently times to the gynecologist
And he says: Stop it
Because Claudia was totally smeared
(Chorus 2x)


The original:

Claudia hat 'nen Schäferhund
und den hat sie nicht ohne Grund
Claudia sieht spitze aus
Auf Claudia sind alle scharf
Ist es da nicht hundsgemein
Daß bei Claudia keiner darf
(Chor)
(Denn) Claudia hat 'nen Schäferhund
Und den hat sie nicht ohne Grund
Abends springt er in ihr Bett
Und dann geht es rund
Claudia mag keine Jungs
Doch sie ist auch nicht lesbisch, lesbisch
Am meisten mag sie es
Mit ihrem Hundchen unterm Eßtisch
(Chor)
Neulich mußte Claudia
Dringend mal zum Arzt
Und er riet ihr aufzuhörn
Denn sie war total verharzt
(Chor /2x)

This post has been edited by Struppi´s Girl on Nov 9 2004, 01:04 PM

Here's some trivia for you. One of the Bacon brothers is actor Kevin Bacon, who did the voice of Balto.

Heather Nova "I Have the Touch"

I'm waiting for ignition, I'm looking for a spark
Any chance collision and I light up in the dark
There you stand before me, all that fur and all that hair
Oh, do I dare ... I have the touch

Only, only
Wanting contact
Only, only
I'm wanting contact
Only, only
I'm wanting contact with you

Prefer Peter Gabriel's original :)

oh yeah that Iris song by goo goo dolls. when It first came out I thought of my lover,
its cool that other people thought the same way about this song. makes me cry becuse she died sucks. but I am about the fry the guy that did this to her and her heard members. ban game ranches!!

Elk

see you

What about that song has the lyrics "you and me are nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"? can't remember who it's by or the song tital though.. :huh:

''Sweet Cheeta'' by WASP is suggestive of zoosex, and its in the C.D. called
''Inside the electric circus''! The cover shows a guy painted-up like a Zebra...

Gwar
Fucking an Animal

;)

This post has been edited by fenris on Dec 11 2004, 09:44 PM

Oh yes! Dig

Jethro Tull /Hunting Girl

One day I walked the road and crossed a field
To go by where the hounds ran hard.
And on the master raced: behind the hunters chased
To where the path was barred.
One fine young lady’s horse refused the fence to clear.
I unlocked the gate but she did wait until the pack had disappeared.
Crop handle carved in bone;
Sat high upon a throne of finest english leather.
The queen of all the pack,
This joker raised his hat and talked about the weather.
All should be warned about this high born hunting girl.
She took this simple man’s downfall in hand;
I raised the flag that she unfurled.

Boot leather flashing and spurnecks the size of my thumb.
This highborn hunter had tastes as strange as they come.
Unbridled passion: I took the bit in my teeth.
Her standing over --- me on my knees underneath.

My lady, be discrete.
I must get to my feet and go back to the farm.
Whilst I appreciate you are no deviate,
I might come to some harm.
I’m not inclined to acts refined, if that’s how it goes.
Oh, high born hunting girl,
I’m just a normal low born so and so.


Feliz Navidad :santa:

I know this song was mentioned earlier but here are the lyrics for it.

Well hung ploughboy, by Rodney Rude.

He’s been ploughing the fields all day
Walking behind that bay
And he thinks to himself
‘From behind she’s a good looking horse’

So it’s ‘Whoa back’ under a tree
And he waits while the horse takes a pee
And he lifts up its tail
To make sure it’s a she
And he sees this huge vagina
And he thinks what could be finer?
So it’s down with the reins
And it’s down with the overalls too

He’s a well-hung ploughboy
Sneaking up on his horse
And having intercourse
He’s a well-hung ploughboy

And the smile on his horse
Proves it feels no remorse
He roots it with great force

When he comes home for supper
His wife says, “You’re a horse fucker!!
I’ve been to see a lawyer just today
And I want a divorce…”
“Why?!?”
“Because you fucked that horse
I’ve been down the field
Watching you all day.
You were up behind that horse
You were pumping with great force”

The horse don’t mind the pain
As he hangs on to it’s mane
And he just stands still
And says, “Get up, Whoa back…”

He’s a well-hung ploughboy
Sneaking up on his horse
And having intercourse
He’s a well-hung ploughboy


This post has been edited by Whisper1959 on Dec 13 2004, 02:39 AM

BALLAD OF THE ABSENT MARE
(from the album 'RECENT SONGS')

Say a prayer for the cowboy
His mare's run away
And he'll walk til he finds her
His darling, his stray
but the river's in flood
and the roads are awash
and the bridges break up
in the panic of loss.

And there's nothing to follow
There's nowhere to go
She's gone like the summer
gone like the snow
And the crickets are breaking
his heart with their song
as the day caves in
and the night is all wrong

Did he dream, was it she
who went galloping past
and bent down the fern
broke open the grass
and printed the mud with
the iron and the gold
that he nailed to her feet
when he was the lord

And although she goes grazing
a minute away
he tracks her all night
he tracks her all day
Oh blind to her presence
except to compare
his injury here
with her punishment there

Then at home on a branch
in the highest tree
a songbird sings out
so suddenly
Ah the sun is warm
and the soft winds ride
on the willow trees
by the river side

Oh the world is sweet
the world is wide
and she's there where
the light and the darkness divide
and the steam's coming off her
she's huge and she's shy
and she steps on the moon
when she paws at the sky

And she comes to his hand
but she's not really tame
She longs to be lost
he longs for the same
and she'll bolt and she'll plunge
through the first open pass
to roll and to feed
in the sweet mountain grass

Or she'll make a break
for the high plateau
where there's nothing above
and there's nothing below
and it's time for the burden
it's time for the whip
Will she walk through the flame
Can he shoot from the hip

So he binds himself
to the galloping mare
and she binds herself
to the rider there
and there is no space
but there's left and right
and there is no time
but there's day and night

And he leans on her neck
and he whispers low
"Whither thou goest
I will go"
And they turn as one
and they head for the plain
No need for the whip
Ah, no need for the rein

Now the clasp of this union
who fastens it tight?
Who snaps it asunder
the very next night
Some say the rider
Some say the mare
Or that love's like the smoke
beyond all repair

But my darling says
"Leonard, just let it go by
That old silhouette
on the great western sky"
So I pick out a tune
and they move right along
and they're gone like the smoke
and they're gone like this song



(L. Cohen) Stranger Music, Inc.

Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
Rolf Harris

Spoken Introduction:
There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying. He gets himself up on one elbow,
turns to his mates, who are gathered round,
and he says:

Watch me wallaby's feed, mate
Watch me wallaby's feed.
They're a dangerous breed, mate
So watch me wallaby's feed.
All together now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
Keep me cockatoo cool.
Don't go acting the fool, Curl,
Keep me cockatoo cool.
All together now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.

Take me koala back, Jack,
Take me koala back.
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac,
So take me koala back.
All together now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.

Let me aboes go loose, Lou
Let me aboes go loose.
They're of no further use, Lou
So let me aboes go loose.

Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.

Mind me platypus duck, Bill,
Mind me platypus duck.
Don't let him go running amuck, Bill,
Mind me platypus duck.
All together now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.

Play your didgeridoo, Blue,
Play your didgeridoo.
Keep playing 'til I shoot through, Blue,
Play your didgeridoo.
All together now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,
Tan me hide when I'm dead.
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde,
(spoken)And that's it hanging on the shed.
All together now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.

:lol: Hey speaking of songs by GWAR, "Sex Cow" is another by them.