I thought about this from seeing two new neighbours move in and some people on the forum missing. What if they moved right next to me? What would I do?

You know, we'd start a chat about location. We'd figure out the country, city, area, etc.. was in common. Wow! Kind of like a mini zoo community.

So what would you all do if you had one of us as neighbours? Be creative but realistic. :lol:

Wow is this like a birthday gift of the greatest possibilities for me? Okay this has so many answers. First depends on who we are talking about.


Goddess...Wowsa!! Look out world!!! The second I had it figured out, I would be out of my chair and over to her place banging on the door. I have a feeling we would be sharing lots of thoughts and feelings (hey we did one fine night..and no Goddess I am not gonna tell you who those guys I think are so hot are...well maybe if you move in next door :lol: ). Seriously I think we would have a blast. I sorta see her as one of those best buddy types...ones you can tell your deepest thoughts to, knowing she would understand, who keep your secrets...plus she knows how to joke and laugh around. I could see us going out for lunch...hey Goddess how do you feel about oriental food?...those lunches that become really long, with the laughter breaking out all over the place. Can see her guy shaking his head already :lol: . To lesser levels I can see this with Sexy and Pudgy too.

Wolf...hmmm... I think the words "oh sh*t" just crossed my mind. :rolleyes: With Wolf I can see slowly breaking the news to him on the computer...maybe with teases like I have ESP or something. :lol: You know...like Hey Wolf that Hawaiian shirt today, well it sure has more orange in it then yesterday's...or how are you enjoying that wonderful sunset (if I saw him gazing at it earlier). :lol: Can imagine meeting on his porch or mine...surprising him with a special beer perhaps...one from his country..something to say welcome and to let him know I had thought about it, something to make him feel at home and loved (no gutter minds...loved as in I see him mainly as a brother type...or a sweet guy friend). I can see having a few discussions with him...mainly seeing his artwork. Hey just had an after thought...I can tease the rest of the pack...cuz I would be able to see and pet Spirit ;)


Raz....wow my sweet little brother moving in next door!! :D :D :D Would want to blow his mind ;) ...so would say nothing...would get a big pizza...something to drink...and go to his door and say "Hey Razzie Tazzie, you hungry?" :rolleyes: Can you just see his expression? :lol: :lol: Could see him coming over to snitch food...or if he just got bored. Wish my kids were older...or Raz younger...think I would like to see that type of relationship grow....maybe :unsure: :blink: ;)


The Foxy Ghost, that's not your real ID, just one I used to describe you...not sure what to call you yet. <_< ..anyway...if he and his wife moved in. Would make sure she never knew, how I knew him. B) Would work to make friends with her...maybe try to help him find some safe time. Could see over the fence talking, sharing..."hey do you need any 'maters?"...and if he was interested in my horses..would let him develope it and see how they all felt...just can't remember if he had interest there or not...my dogs are spayed so they are out.

okay will be back later with more thoughts

Wana a Coffe' ? :blink:






:blink: = Cafine high

Give ya a great big hug!!! :wub:

I would be a perfect gentleman until invited to be otherwise, per usual :)

Guns ;)

I'd invite all the guys to one hell of a heifer humping party!! Make it a weekend thing with free admission, free beer, and a dozen female calves. I'd film it, edit out all the faces, then have the greatest bestiality motion picture ever created.

A zoo as a neighbor? Considering my neighbors are currently idiotic rednecks who don't care about their critters and enjoy shooting live ammunition in the air (I routinely use the duck and cover drill on major holidays around here), not to mention the various meth labs that occasionally blow up and the interesting plants (weed) in barns? *Not to mention the wonderful neighbor who didn't bother telling us that there was a fire heading straight for the house, after all her house was safe and sound....* So anyways if I did find out I had a fellow animal lover next door to me, at least I'd have a fellow minded person to talk to. (I've always said and stick to my belief that what happens inside of a person's home *including sexual tendencies* is fine as long as you keep the curtains drawn and doesn't interfere with the general public!) *Do not like potentially explosive meth labs near me, no siree!*

Damn Mustang, i didnt know ya lived here with me outside memphis pal LOL

Guns ;)

Well if I found out I had a zoo neighbour... I'd give a big sigh of relief, FINALLY, I'd have something in common with a neighbour, and finally, intellectually stimulating conversation that doesn't involve talking to myself! :D

Guh.... so many things.... yeeeeessss... yeeeeeesss *rubs hands together and shifts his eyes*

I'd borrow some milk, as im out <_<

seriously though, a person won't be much more closer to me just cause they share a zoo tendancy.
They'd have to be funny, have great personalities, like to come over and play video games all night after we got a pizza, not call the cops when i play loud music, have good barbeques (youre invited to mine of course :P ) and so on! bascially just be a nice person, fun to be around, love to laugh!

ILPK

This post has been edited by ilovepuppykisses on Sep 2 2004, 05:00 AM

Wow what can I say Nerp, It would be so way cool if you ended up as my neighbour..I recken you and I would get along so very well.. Why is it when I find great friends in here they live oceans away :( :unsure: *sniff sniff* I recken we would be best of mates Nerp.. I feel very close to you in such a short space of time.. would be a blast all right :D I can see my hubby shakin his head too going mm you gals :lol: but in a nice way :) As I have said before Nerp come on over Girl.. and that goes to others here I am also close too :P

If I was to wake up and find out that my neighbours wer zoo's first of all I would have to build a trusting relationship with them before I said anything to them.. and also we would have to have other things in comman before I became that close to them..

If any of you guys ened up living next to me no probs..would be great :P

Cheers :wub: k9g

Well I guess there would be only one thing to do. Brake out the tequlia and some films and have a party. I now have a neighbor who comes over every now and then and he has a dog that is really friendly. Everytime he comes over his red tip starts coming out. It is so hard for me not to start playing with him. Too bad that my friend does not share my passion.

I use to tell my friends that there was this huge clear cover over me, it extended out for miles (usually a min. of 1,000 miles) no person I ever really enjoyed lived within that dome. You know what, am finding the same thing true in here. :lol: . Hey but what the heck, just means I get to see more of the world when I go to meet folks. ;)

Another thing I have thought of...to go visit you, I (the Wicked Witch of the West...an actual name I have been called) would start in Kansas and fly on the wind over to you in OZ ....is the yellow brick road anywhere near by? :rolleyes: Just don't tell me any part of your name is Dorothy. :lol:


Nerp....who use to have a dog that looked like Toto

i did meet a gal on this forum who lived about 10 miles from me in a small town i chatted with her for awhile she said she had experiances in her youth and wanted to go further i had fun chatting with her ,she was quite a bit younger than me i think she wanted to do more than talk about although it was tempting to pursue , i did not as i am happily married and dont want to jeapordize that i havent heard from her for awhile just as well

He he Gunslinger, naw I'm Northern California, but I'm sure you can find the nitwits everywhere. (After one day many years ago riding my horse and passing a Datsun pickup with enough firearms in the bed to start WWIII I have NOT wanted anything to do with the neighbors around me.) Besides I prefer critters to hoomans (no offense to all in here as ya'll are good people, but I'm sure you know what a hooman is! :) )