Someone here said "there are always cucumbers" so about 4 weeks ago I started buying one or two. What's nice about that, they come in good sizes and you can choose the exact size you want. And afterward you can wash them and peel them and (never mind). No evidence!

What worked real good was to lube one up and spend 10-15 minutes working it in at night, lying on my back on a towel in bed, then fall to sleep. Each time I woke up after about 3 hours, kind of sore, but feeling very "mission accomplished."

After several nights of this, wanted to try the real thing but he wouldn't stay hard enough. Almost got it in but then he went soft. He still worries a little (I think) "what is he doing down there?" :rolleyes:

You might want to experiment with a lube called "Probe Thick Rich" and try this: once everything is well lubed up, either start adding a little water, or prepare ahead of time, Probe mixed 50/50 with water (or even more water).

What is real fun, is the "Thick Rich" is a tiny bit too thick for the fast action you describe, but then in the "second step" where you start adding a little water, it gets super-slippery, I mean so slippery you can't even hold on to things.

That has been such fun for me, I wanted to share it. It's worth trying. I think you'll really be happy with it if you try the adding the water part. Why I like it so much, some things require two hands, so I squirt a little Probe in my mouth just before (you know what), it is tasteless (just like me!) then sometimes when the heat of passion dries things out a little... I just make use of that little bit that was saved in my mouth, and let the fun continue...

Good luck, hope to hear your success story soon!

You know, I never noticed before, how many women are standing around carefully selecting their cucumbers. It cracks me up. Sometimes I even have to wait for them. You see them fretting over it... It is too much. I just grab a couple and go.

A couple weeks back, after I finished, I washed the cuke real good and but it back in the vegetable drawer in the fridge, don't want them to spoil you know, it still had some good life left in it... But the next day when I was at work my girlfriend came over, when I got home she had made some cucumber salad (which, normally, I like) to go with our dinner. Somehow or other, I didn't have too much of an appetite that day.

Usually I eat all my food but just couldn't bring myself to finish it... Then next day in my lunch (for work) she put the leftover cucumber salad in a container and put it in my lunch. At work in the lunchroom I was opening things up, getting ready to eat, there was a guy standing next to me, he sometimes helps himself to a taste of other people's food. He was looking right at that cucumber salad, a bit longingly. Suddenly a feeling of horror gripped me. I shot him a glance like "don't touch that." I felt kinda wierd and kinda lost my appetite. I did eat a little, it was OK, but threw the rest out. I'm glad he didn't try to eat a piece. After that I was a little more careful.



Easy

Hmm...I'll have to get back on the thread after I try that cucumber idea. Who knew mother nature would lend us a hand to sex toys?

theplot please keep us updated about your vanture, it is most interesting one.
dopplepoppolis thanks for ypur advise in details, it seems you have expertise in dog sex.
Realy a nice topic

This is a good piece of information I've come up with(it may have already been said, hell if I know): If you're new to anal sex, remember: However much lube you think is right, stop and double it.

I've always found that to be self evident. Advice I've found from years of triumph and tribulation. ;) Good luck.

I've decided not to try that cucumber idea. I just feel like it won't help, but makes things worse. Go figure. :(

Anyway, when I started to stretch myself out some, I could only get 1-2 fingers in without feeling uncomfortable. Now after a few enemas and feeling around in there (tickling I guess you could say), I can hold up to 3-4 without struggling to keep them in. Thanks guy.

Expect an update after the 4th of July.

Good luck, man. And happy 4th!

Is it possible to 'melt down' KY jelly? I just bought some today and I think I'm ready.

The "old" KY could be thinned down (with water...don't know what they're selling now). They have a TV ad right now for "new, lighter" or something.

Certain lubes, such as Astroglide, as soon as they touch water they disappear (your mileage may vary). Some people prefer a "clean" feeling that washes off very easily, this is probably done on purpose.

KY has kind of a sweet taste, if memory serves... it was a little thick and sluggish for my purposes, kind of like honey... half the fun is trying and comparing different things, you may find something that works great for you.

There used to be a lube called "Wet," it tasted really awful and caused a bad burning sensation. But it sure was fun. :lol:

Best of luck in your adventures...

Well, this is my final post before I try and do it. I think I'm ready. Thanks guys/gals in advance. If it works out, you'll never hear from me again! Naw, just kidding. I can't leave my 'teachers' behind.

Ugh! Sorry it took so long to post, I graduated from college and my family surprised me with a family vacation. Since then, I've thought of my about my dog, whom I let my friend take care of since I was gone.

But anyway, yes, I did it finally. And during my vacation, I also stretched it out alittle bit more.

It felt really good, and his cum was really warm. I still remember it very well.

Anyway, thanks guys for all your help. When I find my dog, and have alittle private time, well, heh heh, you know. :)

I wish you good luck on your stertching. I am in training too.

keep us posted. :) :) :) :) :)

To Theplot...

Wow, that's neat, thanks for the update. The first time for a new experience is always special, we always remember them. Visiting here makes me interested in the possibilities...

I can give you an update too: My experiments came to a stop because my spouse has started sleeping with me in bed every night. Before that happened I did try "the big one" one or two more times, but he was afraid and lost his erection each time. We even lost interest in sex for a while, about 1 or 2 months, with all that was going on. But 3 days ago my furry friend had a big "boner" for me, I heard a little grunt of pleasure that night (while giving him "head"), and now for the past two nights he is back to his mighty thrusts! Whew, I was a little worried about him. Oops! I am getting stiff just writing this :wub:

Interesting detail: someone gave me some silicone-based lube, I probably would have never tried it otherwise, it is not water-based and feels warm instead of cold, and does not dry out but only dries by spreading around.

After using the silicone lube on him to... (never mind), it feels interesting and warm. It's pretty slippery. Hmmm... I'll have to try it a bunch more times before I make up my mind. :P


Best of luck with your loved one, take it slow and gentle and give him a hug for me.



Easy ;)

:o Gee, I have lots of fans here. Heh heh, well, I'm at a friends house (another friends) and I'll be with my new apartment with my dog within 5-8 days. I was actually surprised to find a place in Atlanta that allows pets.

Oh, anyway, its going to be another good while before I post again. I've got to find myself a job, get me a computer, and so on. Hopefully I'll have at least done it with my dog a couple of more times by then.

Til then guys. :)

I'M BACK! Yes, finally after about 3-4 months, I've managed to settle down. Bad news about my dog. He got rabies and...well, I won't say it.

Anyway, after the dog incident, I got me a new dog and he's VERY VERY frisky and rough. He claws my back and fucks like a jackhammer on concrete. His knot is about the same size, and with me not stretching my ass, it was a tight (yet comfy) fit. B)

My biggest apologies for not being on for a long time. I had alot of computer problems. And financial stuff as well. Like I said earlier, I've settled down with a nice dog in a good apartment. Though I still miss my first dog. ;_; *sniffle*

I am so happy for about your new dog I hope you have lot fun.

I am vary sorry to haer about your 1st dog.

My anal stretching is going well now.

thank you for keep us updated on your fun

The cob and his mare sends you and you dog lots of hugs :) :) :) :) :) :) :)