First off Iif You told me a year ago that I would be writing this I would of laughed but My sister brought up the subject to me and now I can't stop thinking about it. Ok for starters how does one prepare to be a Male Dogs bitch are there any good suggestions I should know about beforehand ?? Any helpful advice You would give to me. First off let's get the preliminaries out of the way here I am 6'4" 390 32 years of age I am bisexual but I feel straight with men and lesbian with a woman (I dont like being the screwer just the screwee now as far as being with a Dog what does one do what is necessary to know before one embarks on (Unchartered territory) as far as it relates to me help a newbie out please THANK YOU


Larry

depends on the size of the dog you are planning on taking on with you. The bigger the dog, the bigger his tool and knot. The knot is the swelling at the base of a male dogs pnis, to tie to the bitch when they have sex. Also to tie to what ever he is screwing. You'll have to check out your size and the dogs' size to see if it will fit, without any pain on your's or the dog's part. Some male dogs penises are longer then others, and so on. Remember that when male dogs screw, they hump real fast, so be ready for it, some times it hurtsbut most of the time it is the greatest. I've been doing it now for 28 years and would never ever trade it for the world, just wish I could go back to being 10 years old, knowing what I know now and continue on with life at the point in time. :P :D The amle dog has a bone inside his penis that may hurt at times when hitting the wrong place. Once in and he starts to swell, pounding away and ties ya, boy it's like the greatest thing ever. I divorced my wife cause my dogs were better, I told her that also. :D :P

If you want to get a good lesson on the whole thing, go to the ZooSkool website. *it's spelled like that* They have lessons you can watch *no sound* that say just how best to go about taking a male dog for the first time. I've been there, and it was a good way to learn before I can actually be with a dog. It explains the position you should be in *which is NEVER done right in the beasiality vids I always find on Kazaa* and how best to get the male's attention, and so on. So, go to the ZooSkool site, and watch the lessons once, or better yet several times. Then you can come back and ask other questions, or tell us about your experiences, or whatever. Again, that's what I've done. I watched the lessons, then came here and started asking questions and reading what other people do.

Thanks for that site Kitten, I hadn't heard of it - man would it hav been useful to me when i was starting out :P

Yes Larry, read what Wolfie said very carefully - its important. First time i tried out a new side to the word relationship with a dog, it was with an Irish Wolfhound- not the best breed to start off with :lol:

WOW so much information at zooskool now all I need is a BIG dog to become His bitch yummmmmy Thanks for all the help You all



LM

Shire Khan told me about ZooSkool at the same as that he told me about this place. He wanted me to be able to plenty of reading up and studying on things before I get to be with a dog for the first time. ^_^ Everybody should know about ZooSkool. Maybe then I could watch some vids off Kazaa where the girls know what they're doing. :P

Ok an unusual question. Are there networkings on finding like a guide or helper in getting started with the physical (oh how do i put this) aspects of getting it on with a Dog like a trainer sorta like a tutor if You will. Thanks for all the help and patience and understanding.


Larry

I myself haven't heard of anything like that, though maybe another member has. Is there anyone that knows about your zoo side, or anyone you know you could tell without having them see you as a "freak" that could help? *since so many people would be grossed out at the thought of zoo love* I know I want some help with my first time, and I'm lucky enough that I can have Shire help me. But, other than finding a friend who could help, www.zooskool.com is the best place to go to learn the proper position and such. I can't think of anything else, I'm afraid.

Though, if you really need help, you can always try asking in the personals forum, and see if anyone around here would be willing to help out.

If you mean in person, the persoals are all I can think of . . . BUT. . . I would be very afraid of anyone who was willing to meet IRL with little or no relationship or record. There are predators of all kinds lurking the net. And there's the geography problem.

If you want help on-line, just look around. Use the search function. Read the old posts. Ask.

I'm new at this too and haven't had any luck :(

Luck isn't the right "L" word. It mainly comes with LOVE, and time. Like in any other relationships. Never jump right into it, cause someone more than likely will get hurt, and mostly it's the animal. :P :o

Yeah like a onsite guide like if this was a plumbing (NO Pun intended) and you have a newbie the experianced Master Plumber would guide the newbie in how to plumb say a sink until he was certain the new person could do the job that is what i was refering to about networking and finding the tutor to guide me along the way. and No I don't know anyone around here I could trust with that information too damned scary plus it's part of the Bible belt so anything other than Hetero missionary sex is wrong around here so You catch my drift. Thanks a Bunch for ALL of Your helps it's greatly appreciated.



Larry

Hey Larry, you can go to this site here. They have alot of infomation on how to do what with animals. Mostly like step by step. www.zoophile.net/ ;) When you learn it, let us know, or have any other questions, just ask. ;)

LarryMohr, this is what you asked for. It will take a day or two between posts if you want to converse on the forum. Read the old posts. Use the search function at the top of the page. Explore. Experiment. Then you can ask better questions.

An example: http://www.beastforum.com/index.php?showtopic=21500&st=15

I found this in about 15 seconds using search. I did cheat a little. I'm in it. But the idea is good. Try a Google search as basic as "dog sex". You'll get about 100,000 returns.
Then come back and ask about what you saw. Most of it is bs, but you'll see that. We'll help you with the rest. And don't pay for anything until you get a recomendation from someone around here. Good hunting.

I forgot one of the best resources of all: The Story Board! About half of the veterans around here have posted a "My First Time" story. Some of them are very detailed and accurate.