What type of sports would be at a zoophile Olypics?

1. Fence hopping
2. K9 butt stroke
3. Low crawl to avoid detection (has to be done at night)
4. Feel your way though the dark barn
5. Avoid the dog claw
6. Balance practice (on the narrow bucket)
7. Rump riding
8. Equine freestyle (run away from the angry landowner)
9. Bull riding (try to stay behind them for 9 seconds)
10. Raid the dogshow

What other sports could there be?
:D

And gold for the discipline of "Low crawl to avoid detection" goes to....

AUSTRIA!!!! :D

1.Number of dogs you can make cum in 5 hours!

2.How much pony cock you can take!

3.Pig humiliation...how far will you go with people watching!

4.Most kinds ''done''in a 3 day time period!

5.How long can you stay sexually connected with a beast!

6.Largest dog cock taken, including knot!

7.Most sessions you allow to be videotaped!

8.How much animal cum you can swallow and keep down!

9.Overall number of male beasts you can make cum!

10.Most eager bestiality performance!

This post has been edited by furshamed on May 23 2004, 08:58 PM

heh heh,
How long you can last with different animals licking your crotch ;)

Just so long as I get to be a judge on the "freestyle" events I don't mind. :)

However I just had the most bizarre vision of freestyle ice dance / sex session with a mare (Ravel's "Bolero" optional :) )

5,8... 5,7... 5,8... 5,9... :)

Oraly Pleasing a Mare endurenc ? how long can you analy satify a Gelding or Mare :D

How long you can possibly stay in bed..with your dog licking your face, or sitting on your head..barking like crazy, and trying to wake you up so she can get some attention and food :P...my record is five minutes ;) :(

ILPK

High jumps..... :o

Funny Eh? :lol:

heard of the three legged race ??

Now for the four legged race. You're behind a dog, and in her or him, and your legs are tied to the dogs and you have to run, while still inside the dog and legs tied. :blink: :o :huh: :unsure:
Just might work, be cool B) , and might be interesting to see. :lol: :lol: Oh my, he trips and falls and slams it home, what a proud father he will be :lol: :lol: <_<

How hard can you go :huh: :unsure:

Riding bare back, main rule; human being rode bare back and how long. That would be worth seeing :lol: :P

The fastest one who can tie a knot :lol: :lol: :lol: BIG DOGS !!!!

Pole vaulting. Who can take the longest pole (penis) up in them :blink: :o :lol:

How about leap frogging, and sex together. Mate with an animal and leap frog it on to the next, the most in a time frame. :huh:

The Horse, :lol: :lol: Who can do the horse the best, we use a real horse not a fake one like they use. :lol: :lol:

"The Stallioh High Jump"...how big/deep can you take stallions ? (Male and female events judged seperately) :P

Where do I apply to become one of the judges?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :lol: :P

longest Tie! Or most semen swallowed from a horse! who wants to judge i want to compete.
ok a little story one day me and my brother and cousin had been walking in the woods and came up behind a farm so we decided to cross the pasture to get back to the road. well wedidnt know the cows were in the feild till well into it and they came toword us we didnt worry till they got close and one of them was definatly pissed at us we ran for the fence i dove head first over it but my cousin hurdled it and tore the crotch out of his jeans on the barb wire my brother crawled under. we got over just in time. only to find out some time later my cousin lost his underwear on that fence. we went back for them and the cows had trampled them.
be careful fence jumping!!!!

:o all I can say is what a day that would be !!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
p.s all of the above

LA :kiss: :kiss: