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> Monster Movie Jokes, This is where the monsters are now after
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Posted: Nov 18 2009, 08:57 AM
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Me and a friend thought these up two years ago while working on halloween. Will try to post more when they come to mind. If anyone can think of some please add.

1. Finding himself out of work after his last film, Jason becomes a camp counselor to a summer camp.

2. Freddy Keuger finding a job that his talents will be good with, becomes a sleep counselor.

3. Chucky finds himself in a lawsuit for backpay for several cases dealing with child support dealing with the worlds midget population.

4. The Creature from the Black Leagoon becomes a life guard at florida beach, however he is finding that he isn't able to save many people causeing many people to run into deeper water.

5. Jaws becomes a new attraction at SeaWorld after taking out Shamu.

6. The Wolfman gets a job at the airport sniffing out people trying to smuggle illegal items on board aircraft.

7. Dracula, finding that he cannot break his habit of drinking people's blood, gets a job at the blood bank.

8. Dr. Giggles makes headlines of getting his medical degree and a lawsuit after causing more problems than fixing them.

9. The predator becomes a guide for people hunting big game hunting parties, however he never comes back with anyone that he left with.

10. Freddy Kreuger becomes a popular chef with using his knives to sell useless dull knives that new companies want to sell.

11. Michael Myers becomes the first stage mime with a occassional accident after a customer critizes his show.
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