Then back out the barn and into his sleigh
He told his poor reindeer to dash on away.
Down through the southland to Atalanta he went
Stopping to see each lady and gent.

To a Gay man in Nachez a ball gag he gave,
Along with a whip, some chains and a razor, to shave
Poor Dick Johnson of every hair on his body
And some dvd's that were terribly naughty.

He stopped off in Mobile with a gift for a vet.
It was a well trained care dog, who'd fuck his wife yet.
He could sit in his wheel chair and watch his wife loved
With a red cock so big her cunt fit like a glove.

Then on flew Santa, pleased with himself
Thinking indeed he was a jolly old elf.
In Atanta he stopped, both here and both there,
And left a black minihorse on a rich woman's stair.

He had stops in Charleston, with zoos there to please
From house to house he few on with ease.
Puppies and trained dogs and a pony now and then.
He made people happy again and again.

He few on to DC and left for Michelle
Instructions that kept the new dog well.
And while he was there, feeling quite lovin'
He left for the girls and easy bake oven.

This post has been edited by santaluvsk9girls on Nov 16 2009, 03:10 AM

Great poems Santa, keep up the good work. :rock:

Santa THANK YOU my name in a poem loved it though i do live in Wy not MT close enough HAHA i needa Dog Dick right now i am so horny wish Messy live next door i would be over there all the time LOL XOXO kimmy

Then up to the rooftop Santa did go
Stepping out of the chimney right into snow.
Up to the sky he let his eyes wander.
"Who ordered this? that Guy up yonder."

Then onto the sleigh, a seat to brush off;
He yanked up the whip and tried not to scoff.
The leather was cold on his tired old ass
And he saw that the reindeer were about out of gas.

"No time to waste boys," he cracked his whip,
Into the wind off the roof they did slip.
Up in the air and onward they flew
turning north to a city both proud and true.

And there they were in a minute or two
Descending down to Baltimore over house tops they flew.
Santa landed on one small house roof
Hearing three dogs, each one saying woof.

Into his bag he reached for some toys
Then down the chimney to meet the boys.
It was Rocky, and bull dog, Fetch and Old Sam
Santa greeted each gave milk bones by damn.

Sam pushed his away and turned his back
Santa picked up his cookie and started to snack.
While three dogs watched, milk bones in their teeth
Fetch spat his out and said, "You should give him his wreath."

"What is it you want, what is it you need?
"From you I got no letter to read."
Bulldog spoke up and held on to his bone.
"We want our balls back and not on a loan."

"You've got food and a warm place to sleep,
"And a family that loves you and kids you must keep
"Save in a world that gives them no quarter
"From people who would use them and then they would murder.

"If you had balls you'd wander all night
"Looking for pussy and maybe a fight.
"You'd make little puppies and leave them behind
"To be nurtured by mothers that nobody loves.

"They'd live a hard life, hunted by man
"Living on rat's and scavenging through cans.
"Scratching for food, just something to eat,
"Getting in a fight over the last piece of meat."

Old Sam looked around and shook his head,
"You talk to humans like they can shed
"The two legged view of deep privileged few
"They can't see the world like you, you and you."

"I'm telling you boys, you're living well,
"The outside world is nothing but hell.
""A life that was never, never that good."
You dream of a world a life in the wood

This post has been edited by santaluvsk9girls on Nov 17 2009, 06:13 AM

The dogs were still sad, Santa couldn't make them happy,
But it was late in his trip and he had to be snappy.
He bent down and shared with them his cookie
It was the best he could do, he couldn't give them nookie.

He left a short note with an interesting quote
He scribbled it down and here's what he wrote.
"Please dear People, don't take this wrong,
"But when you fuck before your dogs, it leaves a sad song.

"You think they don't know, can't see what they're missing
"When strip off your clothes and start fucking and kissing.
"But they do and it tears them apart, For it's the dream
"Of every boy and each Lad, to make a bitch scream

"From just being had, with a red cock so fat and so thick
"That she'll never be happy with just a human's dick."
Then it was up on the chimney and back in the sleigh
And up in the air, racing to beat the break of day.

He flew through Delaware, fighting the snow,
He left toys and goodies wherever he'd go.
Then it was onto Philly he watched Rock
The boxer slip a bitch his Italian cock.

He stopped in York and Pittsburg too Theb he turned back.
Then up towards New York, no speed did her lack.
Then did he head for the New York state Shore,
To top in Manhattan and leave goodies more."

He found Aya Markstein and left her two cocks,
One Like a doggy and one like a horse ready to dock
In her pussy of couse. Then he left a promise which said,
"Maybe next year a puppy or a pony instead."

Back on the roof who should he meet,
But Rudolph in harness on all four feet.
Bickering with Comet as always the case
Rudolph standing up righ back in his face.

"Be quiet Comet, we've weathered the storm,
"But we've got to go through it to get to Florida warm."
Comet did mutter as Santa snapped up the hooks,
Then onto the upstate New Yorks, where they even left books.

On through New England, stopping in Maine
They left a blind woman a double trained Dane.
Then back down south he turned the sleigh
Knowing by damn they'd beat break of day.

His mind was on Messy and so was his cock,
Wondering how often with Lance she did Dock.
Plowing through the storm picking their way
They were headed for a treat, along the way.

What a WONDERFUL poem. I loved it. An easy 10.Ha

Pet :P

Over North Carolina the snow turned to rain
Pelting them hard a lot of strength it did drain.
But Santa was an old hand, he knew how to fly
And he pulled up higher in the night sky.

They flew over the clouds over lightning and thunder
That looked like they could tear his tiny sleigh asunder.
When they slowed down, Santa cracked his whip.
“We have to keep going boys, zip pity zip.”

Then over Georgia the storm did abate
Down descended Santa and he slowed his rate.
The night air was cold and would chill a man through
But Santa didn’t notice near light speed he flew.

The cows looked up and the horses did notice
That streak for light too fast for CODIS.
But the people were all snuggling in beds
With many women dreaming of giving Santa head.

He was soon there, just before dawn broke.
And this was Santa not just any old bloke.
Lance listened hard when Santa spoke.
The next thing he said was certainly no joke.

He patted Lance’s head and gave him a toy
Then watched him shake it like a tough little boy.
“I’m here to see Messy, the one we both love
I’ve brought her nine reindeer each will fit like a glove.

This post has been edited by santaluvsk9girls on Nov 19 2009, 01:25 AM

“I know you’ve got me, I know you understand,
“But don’t eat my reindeer, there in too high demand.
“For it’s not all reindeer who know how to fly
“Only the rare ones and they come high.”

Lance shook his head, his ears slapping hard
He listened real closely, as if from a bard
The words did come. And then with a lick
Of Santa’s hand he then turned to his dick

For it was sore from sweet Messy’s quim.
The girl while in public was proper and prim.
He slipped by Lance and the dog went to heel
Thinking Old Santa wanted to see Messy squeal.

They went in the playroom where the dear ladies slept
Santa said, “Shhh,” and quietly they crept.
There lay our heroines in each others arms,
With Jen suckling like a baby in arms.

Santa looked down, his heart thumped at the sight,
He knew he wanted her and he hoped he was right.
For Mrs. Santa was just a writer’s dream
Something to keep shoppers happy in the last century it seems.

Santa was lonely at the North Pole,
But he couldn’t live with just any old ‘Ho.
It was something wild that called in his heart
And not any woman could play the part

Of a whore and a cum slut and dog fucker true
A woman who’d please, you and you and you.
Now was the time, now was the chance,
“Go up and wake her and lick her dear Lance.

This post has been edited by santaluvsk9girls on Nov 19 2009, 01:08 PM

*drops in ............ smiles ......... passes him another 10* :)

Wonderful poem! You can definitely come down my chimney any night, Santa. :wub:

Without a pause, Lance didn’t hesitate
On soft feet he went to his mate.
He lowered his head licking her face
And turned to Santa just in case

That was the wrong thing, for him to do.
Lance saw the meaning, he’d hit it true.
Messy did stir and saw a vision in red
While Lance stood there shaking his head.

Messy looked up and squinted one eye
And reached for her glasses so as to spy
Santa standing there in red and white,
He wasn’t a tall man, he was short in height.

Messy sat up, her big titties swaying,
Trying to think of something worth saying.
All that came out, all that she said,
Was, “Give me that cock and I’ll kiss its head.”

Messy bent forward and sucked him down
Then bobbed her head, going to town.
Santa looked up. His face it looked odd
In less than a minute he thought he saw God.

As he stood there feeling a tongue on his balls.
Whether it was Lance’s or Jen’s it was too close to call.
He rose on his toes and wailed at the sky,
“Merry Christmas to you, oh God I might cry.”

Then all of the sudden his dick it felt cold,
He looked down to see Messy so bold
Displaying herself showing both ass and cunt,
Wiggling ass asking, “Dear, Santa, which do you want?”

Just for an instant he slid it inside
Covering with dog cum and took a short ride.
Then out in the air he moved once again
And stuck his hard dick in her rear end.

Working it in and fucking her hard
Santa plowed through, moving toward
A climax he’d waited a long time to have
In dear sweet Messy, his cock finally gave.

Wow, that was some fantastic christmas tale Santa! Messy must have enjoyed it just as much as Santa did too. It was the first man cock that she ever took in her rear end! If it weren't for Jennifer she might just try that....
Hmmmm..... Kisses on that swollen manhood Santa. Messy :heart:

Yes, that would be a new experience for me to update my story with and tomorrow I will engage Lance and Jennifer and maybe one of the horses in a orgy of ass! Kisses, Messy :heart:

This post has been edited by messygirl on Nov 20 2009, 10:38 PM

Santa went limp. His cock slipping out
And then he felt Lance’s long tongue and snout.
His tongue it was warm and his nose it was cold
Like hot fudge sundaes at soda counters of old.

When Santa was done and his trousers were up
He told dear young Missy to wait with her pup.
“For there is more to this gift that than a single man’s dick
“I’ll be back in a thrice with a more interesting trick.”

That quicker than sight, Santa was gone
And then he was back it didn’t take long.
Santa stood there with Reindeer named Comet.
Lance licked his chops and Jen said, “Dog gone it.”

Jen she was smart and untangled herself
From her place on the bed and stepped down on a shelf.
She grabbed the dog by the collar and stated,
“Old boy, you’ll have to be crated.”

Messy looked up and saw Comet there
She asked, “Do you want me to fuck him right over here?”
“Yes,” said, “Santa and there’s eight more.
“I promised them you and from the North Pole they tore.

“They couldn’t wait to fuck you, no not at all,
“You’ve been voted the most beautiful zoo of all.”
Messy opened her mouth as if to protest
And Santa raised a finger, “You are the best.”

With out any delay and no hesitation
Messy raised her ass for the reindeer nation.
First Comet and Cupid, then Donder and Blitzen
Then Prancer and Dancer and Dasher and Vixen.

Each had his go and some wanted more.
Santa asked Messy if she was getting sore.
“They’re on me and off me, so really quick,
“Can you get one to stay and give me a long stick.

“Right now I can only come with every other one.”
Santa stroked his beard ‘til his thinking was done.
“I can’t have them in here more that one at a time
“They’d lock antlers and fight without rhyme.

“Buck Deer are funny when it comes to cunt
“They have to think they’re the only one that you want.
“They are quick as bunny, wolves they do fear
“And Lance makes them think a wolf is near.”

Santa shook his head. And looked down at the floor.
“I’d hoped they’d do better, I’d hoped for more.
“I wanted you to love this and be happy you see
“And the man in your life I wanted to be.”

“Oh my Santa, you impatient dear
“It won’t happen in one night, do me you hear?”
“You have to court a woman, even a dog slut
“She wants you as a friend first in her gut.”

“I’ll go get Rudolph, he’s the last of the lot
“Will you suck his red dick with everything you’ve got?”
“Go get him Santa, I’ll certainly do that.
“And when I’m done, you and I can chat.”

Back up the Chimney and gone in a sec
Then back with Rudolph with his red nose in check
Surprising Messy who said, “Please make it glow red,
“I’ll pretend I’m a whore giving a client head.”

But at the chimney Rudolph stopped,
Looking around with eyes that had popped.
He whispered to Santa, “I smell a big wolf,
“If you don’t mind, I’ll head for the gulf.”

Santa scoffed, “That no wolf making you queas’,
“That’s a dog named Lance; he’s Messy’s main squeeze.
“He won’t hurt you of that I’ve made sure
“Christmas peace magic covers his fur.”

Messy looked up and Rudolph’s eyes she did meet
And said, “Come over big boy and get you a treat.”
One step first then another and a look then his nose
Glowed turning the room to the color of rose.

He brought his dick to Messy’s mouth
And felt the best animal cock sucker in the Deep South.
His dick was first rubbery, but her mouth it was warm
And welcoming as a cozy house in a storm.

Her tongue flicked the underside of the bitter cock
And Rudolph his body did start to rock.
Rudolph’s eyes rolled around in the sockets
Like a novelty toys eyes that hung on sprockets
And springs jumping around a tremendous lot
Until Rudolph his load he finally shot.
Most of the deer spunk Messy swallowed down
Keeping a little to on her tongue share a round

With Jen her true love, kissing her deep
While Santa watched trying not to weep.
I see I was lost before I started
You two don’t want to be parted.

Messy felt nothing for the old man but pity
But she knew how much that could be sh*tty.
To his lap she did go and there she set
Draining dog and deer cum on the red velvet.

“Oh Santa, dear Santa, I love your dear
“But Jen’s my true love I’m sure you can hear.
“But no amount of animal cock could take me away.
“She helps me fuck my doggie all night and all day.”

Santa bowed his head and suckled her milk
And played with her pussy that was smooth as silk.
Pulling away and looking up in her eyes.
“It sucks for me, but it was worth a good try.”

“We will help you find your own dog slut to love.
“One who will fit you as tight as a glove.
“And make you so happy, more than you know
“That Just like I am with Jen you’ll never let her go.”

The end