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| moparmindy |
Posted: Nov 5 2009, 06:41 PM
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if you ownd a pet sex shop what would be in it what toys etc. i think live dancing girl dogs would be cool .yes i would have laddies night with live dancing boy dogs to .i would have horse night goat night sheep night the possabilities are endless what would you have in your pet sex shop :D
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| dirtbiker2000 |
Posted: Nov 5 2009, 11:20 PM
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The full range of Exotic Erotics live cast dildo's and everything that Bad Dragon make. Plus plenty of pet supplies. Mainly collars and leads, and also dog toys that could have ahem 2 uses. Also plenty of bridles and stuff like that to fit people and horses.
Decent stools to stand on (for those that like a taller mare :D), range of AV's for different species, paw covers (for those wusses who are scared of claw marks), breeding frames for the boar fans. The list could go on and on here :P |
| LongThinDane |
Posted: Nov 6 2009, 04:33 AM
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A good lawyer.
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| udpets |
Posted: Nov 6 2009, 05:12 AM
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In addition to the best lawyer money can buy (oops - buy lawyers, anybody actually do that?) the rest would be chock full of sexy live horney pets - lots of harneses, leads and sex toys and the one thing I am still trying to invent for myself as of now - heated, lifelike artificial animal girls for the ones that want to think it without concern they might actually harm a live pet!
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| Katelyn |
Posted: Nov 6 2009, 05:14 AM
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I believe this takes place in an alternate universe where it isn't illegal to get a dog cock in the pussy. |
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| SillyGooz |
Posted: Nov 6 2009, 04:13 PM
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Yes I agree.....but the fantasy is almost too exciting! |
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| energydog |
Posted: Nov 6 2009, 10:33 PM
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Okay after thinking about this a lot I've come to some conclusions. One, I am not sure what I would have in my sex shoppe aside from the obvious beasty vids. The only thing I am sure about that i would have in said store is this. Behind the counter taking payments and making sales would be a big scary leather queen; wearing assless chaps and a freakishly huge and obvious cod piece. After all, nothing screams sex shop more than employees with extreme sexual dressing habits. :P ^_^ ;)
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| Katelyn |
Posted: Nov 6 2009, 10:41 PM
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Wouldn't guy in a fursuit be more suitable.
Lol "suitable suit" |
| SillyGooz |
Posted: Nov 6 2009, 11:49 PM
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Yeah a good lawyer, but yet this is fantasy....so yes I go with an outrageously dressed clerk, and chaps sounds great. But the person must have a delicious butt. A number of dog collars, leashes, and appropriate other leather goods. Zeta toys, and the like would be mandatory!
And of course you could bring your dog in for show and tell. Hmmmmmmm, and a back video room, possible glory holes, and a nice comfortable bench to watch the video and still get a good licking too. Hmmmm......the occasional week end seminar to help newbies, might boost sales as well....if not just be damn exciting. The possibilities are endless.....Really............Ohhh and a good supply of water bowls....Those doggies do get thirsty! |
| neandernitz |
Posted: Nov 7 2009, 02:14 PM
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That would indeed be the finishing touch. Also roaming the aisles, free range, the biggest, floppiest Dane bitch I could find....... :D |
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