Was going through my grandfathers things brought back after WW II and found these. Sorry if they may have been used.

1. O'REILLY'S LAW OF THE KITCHEN-Cleanliness is next to impossible.

2. LIEBERMANN'S LAW-Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter, since nobody listens.

3. DENNISTON'S LAW- If the shoe fits, its ugly.

5. HANDY GUIDE TO MODERN SCIENCE-
If its green or it wiggles, it biology
If it sticks, it chemistry
If it doesn't work, its physics

6. CONWAYS'S LAW-in any organization, there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.

7. GREEN'S LAW OF DEBATE-Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

8. STEWART'S LAW OR RETROACTION-It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. HARRISON'S POSTULATE-For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

10. HANLON'S RAZOR-Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

11. MUIR'S LAW-When we try to pick our anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.

12. FIRST RULE OF HISTORY-History doesn't repeat itself-historians mereal repeat themselves.

13. FINSTER'S LAW-A closed mouth gathers no feet.

14. OLIVER'S LAW OF LOCATION-No matter where you go, there you are.

15. LYNCH'S LAW-When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.

16. GLYMES FORMULA FOR SUCCESS-The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you got it made.

17. MASON'S FIRST LAW OF SYNERGISM-The one day you sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.

18. THE SAUSAGE PRINCIPLE-People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.

Loved them. Especially number 14. That has particular relevance to me :lol:

old but true- thanks

Those are great. I like them. There's more than a grain of truth there. A 10 for you.
LTD

Number 6 hits home for me. I've worked a one too many places.

Santa

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those were hilarious hehehe