Feareous	Posted: Sep 14 2009, 08:00 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 33648 Member No.: 813081 Joined: 15-December 08 Rate Member: 109876543210	One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure the man's dick in a vice. Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?" "Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Feareous	Posted: Sep 22 2009, 08:28 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 33648 Member No.: 813081 Joined: 15-December 08 Rate Member: 109876543210	C'mon... no one found this funny??? :P

dirtbiker2000	Posted: Sep 24 2009, 10:41 PM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 17825 Member No.: 48237 Joined: 14-September 04 Rate Member: 109876543210	Made me smile. But made me wince just as much :lol:

Blonde Curious One	Posted: Oct 11 2009, 08:06 AM
Full time poster Group: VIP Members Posts: 3009 Member No.: 846732 Joined: 8-March 09 Rate Member: 109876543210	:lol: :lol: :lol: i found it funny! but then i just found it!

toilmikey	Posted: Oct 18 2009, 03:49 PM
Beginner Group: Members Posts: 50 Member No.: 818302 Joined: 27-December 08 Rate Member: 109876543210	Chuckles and ouch. Nice twist.

ohmy75	Posted: Oct 21 2009, 08:53 PM
Enthusiast Group: Members Posts: 135 Member No.: 799615 Joined: 17-November 08 Rate Member: 109876543210	It sounds like something i would do! thanx for the idea... ;) :rock: :devil2:

parex	Posted: Oct 28 2009, 11:47 AM
Supreme Being Group: Members Posts: 3628 Member No.: 602355 Joined: 27-November 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	sounds like a perfect solution to me- thanks ( maybe a dull, rusty knife)

bushranger101	Posted: Nov 8 2009, 06:28 AM
Enthusiast Group: Members Posts: 114 Member No.: 727518 Joined: 9-July 08 Rate Member: 109876543210	I found it hilarious, but I have been told I'm just a mongrel. In this forum that could be a compliment. Regards, Ned