My friend told me this joke last night and I have to say I thought it was hilarious.



Two Bulls are standing in a field chewing the cud when one of them looks round to the other and asks "hey are you cold"

The other one looks up and replies "yeah I am feeling pretty chilly acutally. I think I might go and slip into a jersey"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


And on those lines here is one I made up just this second. A little extra one for you.

A bull in a field notices that the farmer hasn't closed the gate properly. He gives it a little nudge and swings open. He can't believe his luck as its the gate that separates him from all the cows in the next field. 35 prime, sexy brown cows just begging for attention.
He charges through and is soon getting to work like only a randy bull in a field of cows can. After about half hour he looks around to see if he's missed any and notices a lone black and white cow under a tree in the far corner of the field. He saunters over, gives her a sniff then jumps up on her back. After a second though he lets out a bellow of pain and jumps off twice as quickly. He looks at the cow and asks "whats going on. You feel really cold"
The cow turns to the bull, looks him in the eyes and says.

"No dear i'm not just cold, i'm Fresian


Hope you like it. I've never tried to write a joke before. Let me know if it amuses you in anyway :lol:

nice - put a smile on my face

Made me smile :heart:

great joke

lol nice one dirtbiker

A nice play on names