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| Foxyjosh |
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Why dogs are on earth:
"And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.” And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, “Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.” And God said, “I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.” And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail. After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, “Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.” And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.” And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve. And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat’s eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved. And God was pleased. And Dog was happy. And Cat didn’t give a **** one way or the other. " :lol: |
| fester3156 |
Posted: Sep 17 2009, 11:02 AM
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Disciple of the board ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 8121 Member No.: 151467 Joined: 24-August 05
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LMAO Too True! ^_^
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| Malamut666 |
Posted: Sep 17 2009, 05:00 PM
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Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 12081 Member No.: 338705 Joined: 29-August 06
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Excellent!!!! :lol: LMAO :lol: :lol:
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| spootar |
Posted: Sep 25 2009, 03:49 PM
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ALPHA WOLF ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1451 Member No.: 839993 Joined: 18-February 09
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:lol: lol :lol:
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| White Fang |
Posted: Sep 29 2009, 09:37 PM
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Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 16377 Member No.: 63585 Joined: 14-November 04
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that is so true and funny good one a 10
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| Blonde Curious One |
Posted: Oct 11 2009, 07:56 AM
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Supreme Being Group: VIP Members Posts: 3622 Member No.: 846732 Joined: 8-March 09
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that is sooo true and funny
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