The Gorilla Proposition

A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to20handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:

"First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt."

The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

”& Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this."
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"And last," Bobby Lee said, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.00.

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LOL!!!
That's funny!!!!

Roflmao :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

funneeeey- thanks

Heck Buba - just pawn the mudders on the 4X4 - ought to get you two nites! (now if only that was the point if the OP joke!)

You got me waukon. That was really funny. A 10 for you.
LTD