This one is too funny to not Post.

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you..
Tray-up, Bitch.' :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

omg, that is great. :D my lesbian friend was shopping in town, and this obviously gay guy walks up and says to her, "hun, that outfit is absolutely perfect, all you need are some rainbow toe socks" lisp and everything. :D

Oh yes. Thanks for the chuckles.

good one-thanks for the smile-

Hey, that's what she gets for trying to pull rank - she gets outranked!

Thanks for the laugh.

ahahaha that had me roaring

good joke

LOL, thanks for posting :lol: