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> The Misunderstood Lady., A joke I saw somewhere.
WARWAS213
Posted: Sep 29 2008, 11:32 PM
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Hello, everyone! I hope all is well withy you all. Here's a joke I saw somewhere. I don't know if it has ever been posted here before, and since there are too many threads to go thru, I'll just post it and find out later. Here it is and I hope yall enjoy & like it.-

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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.
Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any chemist.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local chemist and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter lovey, as long as it fits on a Camel !!'

The pharmacist fainted!!
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Posted: Sep 30 2008, 02:11 AM
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haha, cute.
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Posted: Oct 10 2008, 01:02 AM
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Thank you, so very much for your comment. I just can't believe that out of everyone that has viewed this post(65 views), you are the only one that has replied. You are cool B) . And by the way, not just because you commented my post, I love your profile, especially the pics.

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Posted: Oct 12 2008, 03:41 AM
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Thanks for the good joke. :lol: "10"
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Posted: Nov 1 2008, 10:48 PM
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Nice one....... :D :D
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