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| WARWAS213 |
Posted: Sep 29 2008, 11:32 PM
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Enthusiast Group: Elite Members Posts: 161 Member No.: 540132 Joined: 15-July 07
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Hello, everyone! I hope all is well withy you all. Here's a joke I saw somewhere. I don't know if it has ever been posted here before, and since there are too many threads to go thru, I'll just post it and find out later. Here it is and I hope yall enjoy & like it.-
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any chemist. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local chemist and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter lovey, as long as it fits on a Camel !!' The pharmacist fainted!! |
| StrangeDesire |
Posted: Sep 30 2008, 02:11 AM
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Hardcore Group: VIP Members Posts: 785 Member No.: 748747 Joined: 16-August 08
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haha, cute.
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| WARWAS213 |
Posted: Oct 10 2008, 01:02 AM
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Enthusiast Group: Elite Members Posts: 161 Member No.: 540132 Joined: 15-July 07
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Thank you, so very much for your comment. I just can't believe that out of everyone that has viewed this post(65 views), you are the only one that has replied. You are cool B) . And by the way, not just because you commented my post, I love your profile, especially the pics.
This post has been edited by WARWAS213 on Oct 10 2008, 01:03 AM |
| tiredolddog |
Posted: Oct 12 2008, 03:41 AM
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Full time poster ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2095 Member No.: 220840 Joined: 12-January 06
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Thanks for the good joke. :lol: "10"
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| funcumer |
Posted: Nov 1 2008, 10:48 PM
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Veteran ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 964 Member No.: 232228 Joined: 3-February 06
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Nice one....... :D :D
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