A group of military personal was being drilled for hours after a mistake, leading some to daydream. Their drill sergant yelled loudly however,

"All you Idiots fall back!"

Each man took a step backwards and stood at attention, except for the one who was still daydreaming....

The drill sergant stood a few feet away from the solider and raised his eyebrow.
The soilder looked behind him, and turned back to the sergant.

"There sure are a lot of them, huh sir?"

I have just heard this story in another forum and thought to share it here!

a soldier on the pentagon went out of the showers, to find his clothes were missing, alarmed he looked everywhere and managed to lock himself out of the bathroom...
he decided to go to his office to get another uniform was the only option, so he ran to the elevator, luckily no one found him and the elevator was empty, then as he came to the floor where his office was he came out of the elevator and suddenly he heard steps, and the voice of the general, he had no time to get to his office so he got in the first office he found open, the R+D lab, there the head scientist stoped working and looked at him, the only thing he could do was stand up in atention and say "I am here to report the partial success of the invisibility system sir!", the head scientist said "I see, but then again, I can say the shrinking ray seems to be working perfectly!"

Nice, thats something you don't see everyday aye? Military Jokes, thats the last thing I would be able to make of.

A man in the military gets quite lusty and cannot contain himself anymore, so he asks the captain if there is anything he can use. The captain replies

"Use the camel, thats what everyone else does."

The man is disgusted and decides he can wait a little longer, but the next day he feels lustier than ever, he goes back to the captain and asks again. The Captain says

"diden't i tell you yesterday? Use the camel! everyone else does, ask anyone!"

the man decides to ask one of the men in his unit and gets the same reply, but he decides he can wait one more day.
However, in the morning he cannot take it anymore, so he goes outside and has sex with the camel and is suprised that he enjoys it, so he goes to tell the captain that he finally had sex with the Camel. The Captain gags and tells him

"What? I told you to use the camel to go to pick up hookers across the street!"