As a few other post of mine have indicated...I'm "coming out" in regards of my preferences for dogs...and a friend of mine asked me the other day....

Her: "So are you bi?"
Me: "No"
Her: "So you wont do human males, but you'll do male dogs"
Me: "I don't F the dogs, they F me"
Me: "Well, only certain dogs I'll let them mount me, but no human males"
Her: "How is that not bi?"
Me: "I don't find human males attractive"
Her: "You're taking a cock in the ass either way, how is that not bi?"

Now at this point I wanted to say, "well you keep wanting to sleep with me, and I'm tired, so I'll bring over my dog and well it's a cock either way, so you'll be happy"....but this was via text and while I have emotions about my choice of canine, some people don't see it that way.

So how do you explain

Straight - HomoSapien
gay - Canis Lupus Familiaris

This post has been edited by xoferiF on Aug 26 2008, 09:17 AM

Say "I like human females and male canines. That's it."

It doesn't seem like to hard a concept to understand. :rolleyes: