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10 Fruits| murphy01 |
Posted: Jun 30 2008, 05:00 AM
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3 Men are strapped on an island and are captured by indians. While tied up to a post, the men listen to the indian chief explain to them " Ok we will let you go if you are worthy enough to pass a challenge. The first part is to collect 10 pieces of the same fruit, it does not matter what fruit it is" So they are untied and they go off. The first guy comes back with 10 apples, and the indian chief explains " Ok the final part is to hold all 10 fruits in your asshole without showing any emotion at all"
Although he attempts the first one, he winces in pain and is shot and eaten. The second guy comes back with ten berries, and he finds this very easy. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 but as he put the 10th one in he burst to tears laughing and is shot and eaten. The 2 men meet in heaven, the first guys asks the second guy "why'd you burst out laughing, you could of lived" and the second guy replies "Because i noticed the third guy coming back with 10 pineapples" |
 
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| datdude12345 |
Posted: Jul 1 2008, 03:16 AM
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Hardcore  Group: Members Posts: 496 Member No.: 684228 Joined: 17-April 08
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owwww. ha ha nice
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| RavensBlood |
Posted: Jul 13 2008, 01:44 AM
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that would be hard to keep a straight face knowing the outcome of the first guy and seeing the third guy coming. a 10
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| anal1234 |
Posted: Aug 14 2008, 04:01 PM
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now that was a good laugh thanks for posten! :D :lol:
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| mack500 |
Posted: Aug 15 2008, 03:55 AM
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Full time poster Group: Members Posts: 1648 Member No.: 37530 Joined: 28-July 04
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Yup its still funny ^_^
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| akbabe |
Posted: Aug 25 2008, 08:57 PM
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Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 7719 Member No.: 731989 Joined: 18-July 08
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OMFG! that was GREAT!!! :rock: :w00t: :rock: :beer:
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| homebuildernhfl |
Posted: Aug 25 2008, 10:21 PM
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Enthusiast Group: Members Posts: 158 Member No.: 447527 Joined: 25-February 07
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LOL....That was awesome, I'm still laughing as i type this... :w00t:
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| akbabe |
Posted: Nov 18 2008, 10:29 PM
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Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 7719 Member No.: 731989 Joined: 18-July 08
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Hilarious! +10!
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| funcumer |
Posted: Nov 18 2008, 11:51 PM
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Old gold. TY |
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| Whoooey |
Posted: Nov 22 2008, 01:08 AM
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Enthusiast Group: Members Posts: 107 Member No.: 566431 Joined: 5-September 07
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:thinking: those pineapples would hurt just a bit :pinch:
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| Pathfinder99 |
Posted: Nov 22 2008, 09:41 AM
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ouch............. :pinch:
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| ohmy75 |
 Posted: Nov 23 2008, 08:47 AM
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;) i think i would have taken the bullet too :( :pinch: :w00t:
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