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This One's A Classic!, The big dude | supdoc |
Posted: Jun 1 2008, 08:36 PM
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Supreme Being  Group: Members Posts: 3834 Member No.: 223291 Joined: 16-January 06
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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, so he looks down and says, 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The little white fellow faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guys says," What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 Feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown?...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,Turn Around". :w00t: |
 
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| datdude12345 |
Posted: Jun 2 2008, 01:00 AM
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Hardcore Group: Members Posts: 474 Member No.: 684228 Joined: 17-April 08
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nice one
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| rupshantzu |
Posted: Jun 3 2008, 02:16 AM
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Addict Group: Members Posts: 393 Member No.: 654352 Joined: 24-February 08
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looool hahhahaha that was so good :D
loved it tyvm |
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| AngeliqueRaquel |
Posted: Jun 3 2008, 07:28 PM
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Addict  Group: Banned Posts: 307 Member No.: 706793 Joined: 29-May 08
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Hehehe that was silly =3 I liked it
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| hanzi |
Posted: Jun 8 2008, 08:07 PM
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:beer:
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| tiredolddog |
Posted: Jun 9 2008, 04:34 AM
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Full time poster Group: Members Posts: 2014 Member No.: 220840 Joined: 12-January 06
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That was hilarious.Thanks for a good laugh.
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| White Fang |
Posted: Jun 20 2008, 04:17 AM
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Disciple of the board  Group: VIP Members Posts: 11390 Member No.: 63585 Joined: 14-November 04
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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| JPbasset |
Posted: Jun 21 2008, 02:17 AM
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Veteran Group: Members Posts: 1019 Member No.: 651560 Joined: 19-February 08
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haha
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| Darkwrath |
Posted: Jun 21 2008, 12:45 PM
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Hehe this one was great.
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| BeastBoyNZ |
Posted: Jun 23 2008, 02:50 AM
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Hardcore Group: Members Posts: 433 Member No.: 718606 Joined: 21-June 08
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haha got a wee chuckle outa that 1 just what i needed :beer:
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| homebuildernhfl |
Posted: Aug 27 2008, 09:24 PM
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Enthusiast Group: Members Posts: 139 Member No.: 447527 Joined: 25-February 07
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lol...that's a funny one, I love all these jokes you guys share..Wish i knew some like these. :beer:
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| supdoc |
Posted: Sep 29 2008, 06:19 PM
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Supreme Being Group: Members Posts: 3834 Member No.: 223291 Joined: 16-January 06
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Keep an eye peeled!
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