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Posted: Jun 1 2008, 05:04 PM
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I have a strange one. I always wanted a horse to poop on/in my junky car! any help or ideas out there?? i am in N.J. :lol:
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Posted: Jun 1 2008, 06:04 PM
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That is the weirdest thing I ever heard...... :blink:

And trust me, I've heard some weird shit.... :lol:
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Posted: Jun 1 2008, 07:27 PM
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You could try leaving oats on top of car and painting a target on the bonnet. :lol:
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Posted: Jun 1 2008, 07:50 PM
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Pretty strange.

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Posted: Jun 1 2008, 07:52 PM
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Better have a convertible! :lol:
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Posted: Jun 1 2008, 09:14 PM
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Posted: Jun 1 2008, 10:18 PM
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Posted: Jun 1 2008, 10:18 PM
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Posted: Jun 1 2008, 10:18 PM
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Posted: Jun 1 2008, 10:20 PM
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this is most definetly as good as the fake antlers/peanut butter and the peach scrub threads

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Posted: Jun 1 2008, 10:21 PM
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Posted: Jun 2 2008, 03:15 AM
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That's certainly unique, I'll give you that! :lol:
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Posted: Jun 2 2008, 03:31 AM
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wow man, if u manage to do this please film it :lol:
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Posted: Jun 2 2008, 03:34 AM
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Cracked me up! Thats a 10, and many Thanks!
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Posted: Jun 2 2008, 03:42 AM
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I'm going to assume this is a fetish and it won't suffice to scoop up some horse sh*t, and toss it inside your car. Right?

Okay. The horse isn't going to climb on your car - and even if it would that's too risky for the horse.

Step one - Dig a hole large enough that you can drive your car down into it. It should be slightly *less* deep than your car is tall... say by about five inches. And roll the windows up.

Step two - Fill the hole in, carefully tossing dirt on top of your car. You did say it was a junker. The weight of the dirt will lower the car a bit. Probably less than five inches.

Step three - Lead the horse on top of your buried car. Wait.

I will officially award you some bonus points if you have a sunroof (or cut one in it) or if you decide to sit inside the car while the horse rains on your automotive parade.

Step four - Take a picture and post it.

Step five - Only after you post the picture may you dig your car back out of the hole.


Great post. Thanks!!
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