Alrd	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 04:59 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 10386 Member No.: 456738 Joined: 10-March 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	Welcome to the RP Friends Game & Joke Thread, a place to escape the depression, sadness, and rigors of rl and rp, or just when your feeling down. A chance to come and throw in a joke, play a game, or start a game. Sit down, relax and have a good time and relax from rp for a little bit with those you rp with and join in the fun. Tell us something that struck you as funny and share it with us all, but do it so that you can lift the spirits of all who are here. Rules, yes we do have a few: 1-NO posting things that are depressing, we're here to get away from that. 2-NO Yiffing, unless it has to do with a joke, of course *L* 3-NO insulting others, this is to bring spirits up, not put them down. 4-HAVE FUN, SPREAD JOY, AND MAKE SOMEONE ELSE SMILE!! 5-Please no jokes which are prejudiced in any way. Thank you for stopping by, and most of all, bring a smile and take one back with you. *HUGS & Confetti from Alrd* This post has been edited by Alrd on Mar 13 2008, 05:07 AM

Sir~Fenrir	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 05:05 AM
Supreme Being Group: VIP Members Posts: 3845 Member No.: 596976 Joined: 18-November 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	I guess we should shift the game from the Ooc to here then. :lol: Nice, I see you found a way to go about it. Way to go, Alrd. ^_^

Alrd	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 05:06 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 10386 Member No.: 456738 Joined: 10-March 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	And the first joke *G* Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company who was responsible for the accident, to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" said the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the...." "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question." "Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'!" Farmer Joe said, "Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road...." The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question." By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie." Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, "Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?"

Alrd	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 05:06 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 10386 Member No.: 456738 Joined: 10-March 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	Good idea, Fen!!

Sir~Fenrir	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 05:17 AM
Supreme Being Group: VIP Members Posts: 3845 Member No.: 596976 Joined: 18-November 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	:pinch: Ooooo...that's one of those funny-yet-wrong jokes, as I like to call them.

Alrd	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 05:22 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 10386 Member No.: 456738 Joined: 10-March 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	OK here's the moved game and all the posts so far!! Alrd: A story game, I'll say a sentence the next person adds onto it, BUT the catch is, the next person has to use the majority of the words starting with the next letter of the alphabet. Mine will have to use mainly A's So here goes. Annie was Asking Allen if All Animals Are...... (now the next person has to do the next part of the sentence using mainly the letter B, and the next will have to use the letter, C, understand? and keep it going until we get to the end of the alphabet, then we start with another sentence *L*) --------------------Sir~Fenrir Posted: Mar 12 2008, 10:44 PM Hmm...sounds interesting and fun. Okay! ...Being brought bunches of bruised bananas... --------------------Alrd Posted: Mar 12 2008, 10:50 PM mmmm.. this is going to make me think *LOL* C Cuz Cousin Carl Cropped a Couple Crocodiles Claws..... *LOL* can't wait to see how this gets going into *L* Oh and it can't get into whatever anyone wants it to *L* --------------------equine1 Posted: Mar 12 2008, 10:57 PM Drinking Drambui Down Dark Dreary Deerpark road --------------------Sir~Fenrir Posted: Mar 12 2008, 11:02 PM ...Eternally earning essences of each the elements...

Woebgone	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 05:23 AM
Hardcore Group: Members Posts: 559 Member No.: 534512 Joined: 4-July 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	Lol, if i can continue the story line, for the friends who freely forgive the faults... This post has been edited by Woebgone on Mar 13 2008, 05:35 AM

Alrd	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 05:30 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 10386 Member No.: 456738 Joined: 10-March 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	Sorry, another joke *L* So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The trouble is that the guy who owns the parrot is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then the guy gets mad and says, "That's it. I'll get you." and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran sailor blush. At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly goes very quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?" This post has been edited by Alrd on Mar 13 2008, 05:31 AM

Alrd	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 05:36 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 10386 Member No.: 456738 Joined: 10-March 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	*L* G Greg, Going Great with Gorgeous Grapes on Gingham Gambling Grandeur..

Sir~Fenrir	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 05:37 AM
Supreme Being Group: VIP Members Posts: 3845 Member No.: 596976 Joined: 18-November 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	:w00t: :lol: LOL

Woebgone	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 05:38 AM
Hardcore Group: Members Posts: 559 Member No.: 534512 Joined: 4-July 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	:lol: great Alrd!! Well, goodnight everyone!! And hugs all round on me! :hug:

asaguda	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 05:47 AM
Supreme Being Group: VIP Members Posts: 6375 Member No.: 263449 Joined: 11-April 06 Rate Member: 109876543210	QUOTE (Alrd @ Mar 13 2008, 05:36 AM) Greg, Going Great with Gorgeous Grapes on Gingham Gambling Grandeur.. I take it we can do whatever sentence, eh? The only restraint is that it has to be of the same letters? Holly Harding's Hog Hogged a Hole near Hollow Hat's Hearts pokertable. Edited my sentence. ^-^ This post has been edited by asaguda on Mar 13 2008, 06:11 AM

asaguda	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 05:49 AM
Supreme Being Group: VIP Members Posts: 6375 Member No.: 263449 Joined: 11-April 06 Rate Member: 109876543210	Have you heard? I found a frozen cake in the grocery market today. Turned it upside down to read what it was. On the bottom, it said 'Caution: Don't turn upside down'. Hmm.

Sir~Fenrir	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 05:55 AM
Supreme Being Group: VIP Members Posts: 3845 Member No.: 596976 Joined: 18-November 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	Lol nice one, asaguda :lol: oh, and as for the game with the letters, you have to continue the next part of the same sentence with the next letter of the alphabet all the way until "Z".

Alrd	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 06:04 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 10386 Member No.: 456738 Joined: 10-March 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	*laughing, hugs Woe* Night, Woe and sweet dreams! *LOL & shakes head, hugs asaguda* good one, asaguda!! This post has been edited by Alrd on Mar 13 2008, 06:05 AM