Plump pirates pilfered precious pearl presents prefering prospurious profits.


OOOOOh!!! xD :dance:

This post has been edited by Sir~Fenrir on Mar 14 2008, 01:46 AM

Ooohhh nice job you two!!!

Quirky Quail Quickly Quizzed Queazy Koala on Quite Quiet Quilts.

(yeah, another Q sounding word instead of a real Q *L*)

This post has been edited by Alrd on Mar 14 2008, 05:05 AM

Rigid roofs rumble from rickety rafters being rocked rapidly by rabid rhinos.

I tried my darndest to try to use all "r" words, but just couldn't succeed lol

*L* it's hard to do!!

Singing Silly Samples So Stupendously Sappy, Sometimes Sara Sat Stupified!

Hey, since noone posted the next sentence so we can start another game, here comes another joke *G*

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."

The guy says okay, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins -- and they're all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and demands, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"

The guy replies, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach!"

*Folds arms, taps foot and looks at everyone*

What, don't like my jokes?

Tip top tittalating tales told triumphantly

Universal undying ulcers unleash unhealthy urine.

:sick:

:lol:

Vampires veto varicose veins vocally.

Wailing Wino Whales Whine While Writing Weird Winchester Weather Words.

This post has been edited by Alrd on Mar 15 2008, 05:20 AM

There once was three persons on a plane. One from Spain, one from Italy and the last from Japan. When the plane went over Spain, the man from Spain said
"I like my country so much, I'm going to toss out some coins!"
He opened the window and threw out a couple of coins. When the plane flew over Italy, the woman from Italy said
"I like my country so much, I'm going to toss out money!"
She opened the window and tossed out several highvalue bills. But when the plane flew over Japan, the Japanese man said
"I hate my country. In fact, I'm going to toss a bomb down." (Don't ask me how he got on the plane. =x)
And so the bomb was tossed out.

When the Spanish man came home, there was a small girl crying, and he asked why.
"A couple of coins fell from the sky and hit my head!"

When the Italian came home, there was a family in joy. She asked why.
"We're rich, we're rich! God sent us money from above!"

When the Japanese man came home, he spotted a boy laughing so much he could barely stand up. He asked why.
"Dad farted and the house blew up!"

:lol:

Now THAT was funny!! *LOL*

Xena's xebec carried xylophones

Yolanda, Your Yellow Yak Yawns Yonder, Yearning Yesterdays Yiddish Yogurt, Yeesh!