Sir~Fenrir	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 07:07 AM
Supreme Being Group: VIP Members Posts: 3845 Member No.: 596976 Joined: 18-November 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	Well, since noone has put the next one, time to keep this game going! :P In an idiotic ideal, Ian illustrated an ingenious invention...

Alrd	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 08:05 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 10386 Member No.: 456738 Joined: 10-March 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	with Jailed Jaquars in Jackets and Jade Jumpers Jumping in Jamaica.. This post has been edited by Alrd on Mar 13 2008, 08:05 AM

Alrd	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 08:08 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 10386 Member No.: 456738 Joined: 10-March 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	JOKE TIME *L* Two men are sitting at a bar, slowly sipping their drinks. After a while, the first man approaches the other man, and sits next to him. "This place is great, isn't it?" he asks. The second man, somewhat surprised at the stranger's remark, replies, "Why do you say that?" The first man, in a low tone of voice, responds, "Follow me." The two of them walk over to a large window at the end of the room. The window faces out onto the street, 12 floors below. "Here's why." The first man throws open the window, and boldly steps out into thin air. But he remains aloft! "The air currents are great here!" he exclaims. "It's very relaxing." He floats back into the room. As his feet return to the bar-room floor, he invites the second man to try it. The second man, skeptical, peers out through the window - down to the pavement twelve stories below. He looks to either side, and finally up above, to see if there was anything holding the first man up. Convinced that it was no trickery, the second man swallows, closes his eyes, and steps out into thin air. He promptly falls twelve stories to the pavement below. The first man grins and returns to the bar. Looking rather irritated, the barkeep comes over to the place where the man sits. "You know," he says, disgusted. "You're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."

Sir~Fenrir	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 08:10 AM
Supreme Being Group: VIP Members Posts: 3845 Member No.: 596976 Joined: 18-November 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	:lol: That was just terrible, Alrd!....KEEP THEM COMING! :w00t: :lol:

Alrd	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 08:17 AM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 10386 Member No.: 456738 Joined: 10-March 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	*LOL* Glad you're enjoying them. I have to get to bed now, but I'll post more tomorrow *L* keep the game going too!!! *HUGS* night

Simeit16	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 08:19 AM
Full time poster Group: Members Posts: 3078 Member No.: 60268 Joined: 2-November 04 Rate Member: 109876543210	Great jokes !!! Thanks for let me smile !!!

asaguda	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 02:43 PM
Supreme Being Group: VIP Members Posts: 6375 Member No.: 263449 Joined: 11-April 06 Rate Member: 109876543210	QUOTE (Alrd @ Mar 13 2008, 08:05 AM) with Jailed Jaquars in Jackets and Jade Jumpers Jumping in Jamaica.. And a Knack for Knocking with his Knuckles on already Knocked doors...

Woebgone	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 03:10 PM
Hardcore Group: Members Posts: 559 Member No.: 534512 Joined: 4-July 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	All because Lucy left Greg, leaping on Larry, when her libido made her lose lucidity, leaving Greg looking ludicrous.

Alrd	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 05:48 PM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 10386 Member No.: 456738 Joined: 10-March 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	Meanwhile Mike Made Monkeys Monitor Many Multi-colored Macaws Maliciously Making Margueritas. YES, ALL M'S, I FINALLY DID IT *Dances around, laughing* This post has been edited by Alrd on Mar 13 2008, 05:56 PM

Alrd	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 05:52 PM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 10386 Member No.: 456738 Joined: 10-March 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	Glad I could make you two smile, Fen & Dennis!! *grins* JOKE BREAK *L* A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender." The bartender follows the man's order and says, "That will be $42.50 please." The drunk says he has no money, and the bartender slaps him around and throws him out. The next night, the same drunk comes in and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again, the bartender follows the drunk's instructions and the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out. On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for everyone except the bartender. The bartender says, "What, no drink for me?" "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink." This post has been edited by Alrd on Mar 13 2008, 05:53 PM

Alrd	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 07:27 PM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 10386 Member No.: 456738 Joined: 10-March 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	A man is walking his dog in a park when he meets another man, also walking his dog. They say hello and start to talk about their dogs. One has a chihuahua and the other a doberman. They decide to rest for coffee and they walk into a local cafe. Upon seeing a 'no animals allowed' sign, the man with the doberman says "Don't worry, put on these dark glasses. We'll pretend these are our guide dogs". So the men do this and go into the cafe. When the waiter comes over, he says to the man with the doberman "I'm sorry sir, but we do not allow animals in here. You'll have to take that dog outside." "But this is my guide dog," says the man. "A doberman! A doberman isn't a guide dog," says the waiter. "Actually, a doberman is particularly suited to being a guide dog nowadays. They provide lots of security and they are very well mannered." "Oh, alright then," says the waiter, and then he notices the other dog. "Excuse me sir, but you can't have that dog in here," he says to the other man. "Oh yes I can, this is my guide dog" says the man. "But that dog is a chihuahua! A chihuahua isn't a guide dog!" says the waiter. The man exclaims "what, they gave me a chihuahua?!"

Alrd	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 07:45 PM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 10386 Member No.: 456738 Joined: 10-March 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	Ok, since noone has done the game yet, here's another joke *G* A couple was going out for the evening to celebrate the wife's birthday. While they were getting ready, the husband put the cat out. The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of their home, the cat shot back into the house. Not wanting their cat to have free run of the house while they were out, the husband went back upstairs to chase the cat out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explained to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband got into the car, and said, "Sorry I took so long" he says, "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

Alrd	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 09:52 PM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 10386 Member No.: 456738 Joined: 10-March 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	Time for yet another joke!! Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. So all the bats were honored to take part. The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks more blood, will be the winner? So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Her mouth was full of blood. Dracula says: "Congratulations, how did you do that?" The bat said: "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all the family". "Very good" said Dracula. The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood. Dracula astonished says, "How did you do that?" The bat replies " Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a College. I went in and drunk the blood of all the students". "Impressive" said Dracula. Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from top to toe. Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do that????" he asked. And the bat replies. "Do you see this tower?" Dracula replies with a yes. And the bat says "Well, I didn't".

Alrd	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 09:55 PM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 10386 Member No.: 456738 Joined: 10-March 07 Rate Member: 109876543210	Back to the Game, N Naughty Nurses Need Ninety Nine Needles Now kNowing (yeah I cheated *L*) Never to Name Nauseous Norse Noblemen.

equine1	Posted: Mar 13 2008, 11:38 PM
Disciple of the board Group: VIP Members Posts: 18733 Member No.: 261345 Joined: 7-April 06 Rate Member: 109876543210	Old Orangatangs only open olive oil on oldsmobiles