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Hard Up| Sam27 |
Posted: Jan 6 2008, 11:23 PM
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Newbie  Group: Members Posts: 10 Member No.: 274848 Joined: 2-May 06
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A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife "No, no boyfriend either." "Do you have a partner then?" "No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own." After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black" "Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black." "Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair." "Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?" "Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes." "Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice." At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Well thank fuck for that !" "What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked. "Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that the little bastard was going to bark!" |
 
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| TheWholeChicken |
Posted: Jan 11 2008, 06:38 AM
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Addict Group: Members Posts: 370 Member No.: 208513 Joined: 26-December 05
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:D
GROAN! GROAN! GROAN! GROAN! GROAN! GROAN! GROAN! GROAN! GROAN! GROAN! That's 10 for you. :P :D |
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| sq34ky1 |
Posted: Oct 7 2008, 05:05 PM
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Full time poster Group: Members Posts: 2257 Member No.: 136862 Joined: 25-July 05
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B)
10 :lol: |
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| doglov34 |
Posted: Oct 7 2008, 09:39 PM
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Enthusiast Group: Members Posts: 104 Member No.: 546346 Joined: 26-July 07
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:lol: That is going into my list of jokes thanks!
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| tiredolddog |
Posted: Oct 12 2008, 07:43 AM
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Full time poster Group: Members Posts: 1999 Member No.: 220840 Joined: 12-January 06
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That's funny. :lol: "10"
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| LykisWolf |
Posted: Oct 12 2008, 09:16 PM
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Full time poster Group: Members Posts: 1709 Member No.: 518578 Joined: 7-June 07
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GROAN! GROAN! GROAN! Thats really funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for sharing. :puppykiss: |
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| Pathfinder99 |
Posted: Oct 12 2008, 10:57 PM
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Veteran Group: Members Posts: 823 Member No.: 639928 Joined: 31-January 08
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I shall be telling this one in the pub tomorrow night! Thanks.
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| newcuriosity |
Posted: Oct 14 2008, 02:10 AM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 16 Member No.: 697853 Joined: 13-May 08
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LOL this one is great!
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| funcumer |
Posted: Oct 27 2008, 09:55 PM
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Veteran Group: Members Posts: 963 Member No.: 232228 Joined: 3-February 06
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nice TY
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