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A Ring Of Truth To It?, I hate this joke!| dodgy dog |
Posted: Nov 6 2007, 03:18 AM
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A fellow wakes up one morning to find his dutiful wife cooking breakfast for him.
All of a sudden she looks around at him, throws off her night gown and says "Take me!" He couldn't believe his ears so he says "What?" "Take me, take me now!" she yells. So without any further prompting he 'takes' her on the kitchen table and afterwards he says to her "My goodness dear you haven't done that for me in years, what's going on?" So she replies "The egg timer's broken" |
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| Nitely |
Posted: Nov 6 2007, 05:22 AM
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Full time poster  Group: Banned Posts: 2596 Member No.: 502916 Joined: 15-May 07
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Written by a Woman no doubt... :P :lol: :devil2:
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| dodgy dog |
Posted: Nov 6 2007, 11:58 AM
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......Yes, no doubt. :ruck:
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| canisamour |
Posted: Nov 6 2007, 02:54 PM
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Beginner Group: Members Posts: 54 Member No.: 355767 Joined: 1-October 06
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oh, I dunno - a qik one's a good one sometimes....
(from the male half) :puppykiss: |
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| cohort |
Posted: Nov 7 2009, 04:31 PM
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S.O.B.  Group: VIP Members Posts: 8061 Member No.: 165606 Joined: 25-September 05
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I don't know about that... :thinking: ...it's actually funny. :P <hides> |
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