Hello dear Beast Forum members,

I'm currently in the process of compiling an exhaustive list of every and any zoophilia reference ever made. It is my hope that such an archive will give validity to the idea of community, by exposing the ideas and artifacts that make up the zoophile culture. Here is where you come in.

I have at my disposal lists of books and professional studies, but what is missing are the mainstream references such as those you would find on television, music, radio, movies, internet, etc... Be it a one-line joke or the entire focus, I don't care how small or insignificant you believe the reference to be, I wish to compile and possible transcribe them all. Therefore, whenever you see or hear mention of zoophilia from now on, I would greatly appreciate it if you could post it here, thus allowing me to catalogue it permanently. As the information comes in, I will release updated versions of the list for those who wish to check if their reference has been recorded.

If you will, please be as detailed as possible, and at the very least absolutely clear.

Here is what is accessible to the public domain, based on the article on Zoophilia at Wikipedia:

In The Simpsons episode A Fish Called Selma (19th episode, seventh season, aired 1996), the character Troy McClure married Selma Bouvier in order to resurrect his career after it was destroyed following "rumors about a romantic abnormality concerning fish".

In Clerks II (2006), the character Randal throws a going-away party for his friend Dante, featuring "Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud" - a donkey show.

In the 2001 comedy "Super Troopers", a man is in a forest pretending to have sex with a bear with a fake recording of bear growls.

In the Woody Allen movie, Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask), one segment, "What is sodomy?", shows a scene where Gene Wilder, who plays a doctor, is seen with a sheep, as his patient, in bed.

Animal passions (part of the Hidden Love series) (1999, follow-up sequel 2004, Channel 4, UK)

Ofcom [the UK television regulator] reported that: "This was a serious documentary exploring a rare minority sexual orientation. Although the programme gave an opportunity for zoophiles to express their opinions, the effect was neither to sensationalise nor normalise their behaviour."

Sexe et confidences (April 2002, CBSC Decision C01/02-329, Canada)

Hour-long sex information program hosted by sexologist Louise-Andrée Saulnier discussing zoosexuality. Covered folklore, academic studies and general information, plus telephone call-in from viewers describing their zoosexual experiences and stories they had heard.

Talk Sport Radio (December 2002, UK)

Live talkshow interview with lifelong zoophile, followed by call-in discussion.

Animal Love (1995, Ulrich Seidl, Austria)
imdb entry

The animated series Drawn Together features a character named Captain Hero, who frequently shows traits of Zoophilia.

Coming Soon (2006, Sir Tijn Po, released by Devilhead Films):: Won a special award for "Originality and Support for Suppressed Minorities" at the Festivalu Finále Plze?. [28] The film takes the form of a documentary about E.F.A., the world's first zoophile-rights organization,[29] thereby exploring "civilization's eternal quest for the perfect balance between love, tolerance, morality, censorship, tradition, experimentation, etc." The film is currently released in the Czech Republic and an English version is being prepared for international distribution. Official website, imdb entry

Zoo (2007), a documentary of the life and death of Kenneth Pinyan, and those who came to Enumclaw for a similar reason. One of 16 out of 856 candidates awarded a place at the Sundance Film Festival 2007.

Sleeping Dogs Lie (also known as 'Stay')
A romantic comedy in which a girl's engagement is heavily tested when she confesses to her fiance that when younger she performed oral sex on her dog .

The Mighty Boosh, 'Bollo' episode, Howard Moon is accused of being a 'fox bummer' after a rumoured encounter with a fox named 'Jack Cooper'

A recent rerun episode of Family Guy, when Chris doesn't want to be in the scouts anymore (don't know the name of the episode), but near the end, it shows a moose holding a sign that says "Will do moosestuff for food" or some such. A guy in a red car asked "What's moose stuff?" The moose says "Well, I could have sex with you, or go eat grass over near that stream over there". After a pause, the guy in the car says "Get in the car." I laughed at that pretty hard.

that was a great episod, but stuff like that is done all the time in cartoon show.

Sounds like an interesting project, I imagine such a list would grow quite large over time.

I do have a couple questions though. I know it's probably encouraged, but does there need to be a verifiable source? For example, I sometimes catch the occasional joke during some late night talk show monologues, but there may not be an available source to verify against.

Another question, just to what extent of zoophilia would this cover? I ask this because sometimes not everything is explicitly stated as zoophilia, or even implied. Some things can be speculated purely as an unusually strong bond or attachment between human and pet. For example, the woman who died and left $12 million to her Maltese dog, with orders that the dog be buried next to her when the dog passes away. There were many random jokes made about that event.

Also, some references do not state or imply any sexual behavior or even emotional attachment. To cite an example of this, the game show Power of 10 had a poll question asking What percentage of Americans said they have kissed a dog on the mouth?, and the result was 32%. The poll results are not official, and are actually limited to a rather small polling sample, but as a popular new show, it certainly caught my attention.

This post has been edited by ZetterGRD on Sep 18 2007, 02:54 AM

Hi, this is a very intresting idea, here is my half cent:

for starters there is "Planet of the Apes", in the original series, Cyra (female chimp scientist) kisses Charlton Heston's character and Julius her fiance makes a I'm so jeallous face, next movie she kisses another astronaut, and in her third movie she (and Julius) kiss some people who helped them out of the city.
in the remake, the blonde girl warns the astronaut that Ari, growing intrested in him she says "she is a FEMALE chimpanzee" (I don't remember if I saw that on the aditional material or on the movie itself)

In Scary Movie there are punch lines related to zoo, as when a guy is confronted with a picture of him "pushing" a goat trhough a fence he goes quite defensive and says "hey goats someteimes need help to go through a fence!" (I think is scary 3)

in "An epic movie", every important character is involved in a zoo scene (the lion and the pan were byproducts of such things, the main characters get to know the lion more than what they would have liked and so on)

and in a movie called "Top Secret" with Val Kilmer (an old funny film) two guys get into a [CENSOR] prision disguised as a cow, this cow is sucked by a calf (with the obvious effect), and then mounted by a bull (with a very painfull result).

I have seen allso other films with suggestions of zoo, framing zoos as bad, evil or simply pervert people, but I don't recall their names, only scenes, such as:

in one film a black man, who I believe is a gangster of sorts has a small dog, and there is a scene when he says something like "gimme a kiss baby!, yes, use your tongue", another bad guy there makes an eeks face as this happens, shortly after, the hero comes slamming the door, killing the pooch by this and shooting everyone inside, the last words of the man are the name of the K9.

in another film (erotic) a man uses a giggolo to turn his wife into a Dominatrix, then, the woman leaves him and he makes a small party with the giggolo, in a scene you see women doing lesbo, S&M, a girl playing in a pool with something brown (chocolate? s**t?) and a girl liying with a German Sheppard nearby.

On older writtings, Marquise de Sade used zoo in lots of his writings (which incidentally prove that internet porn is nothing new under the sun)

Some Ads here in Mexico have what I feel is strong zoo content, like a shoemaker who uses an actress to anounce his shoes, look for "Andrea" ads, like a naked gal on top of a white horse (I don't remember looking at the shoes on thatone), the same woman wearing a knit bikini and holding two tigers by a leash, or the same girl liying in a sexy position near a Zebra...

If possible, please be as detailed as possible, to the extent of including the verifiable. If not, then I will do my best to verify the fact to be sure the list is legit. Obviously, things that cannot be verified will be given less importance in the list until they are.

The list should cover zoophilia to the extent that it involves some form of eroticism between human and animal. Use your best judgement for this... your example of an old woman leaving money to her pet would not be considered because it's too ambiguous. The kissing a dog on the mouth statistic would also be no good... it's too ambiguous to determine the intention each person had when kissing their dog.

Also, don't be afraid to include references that give a negative light, since I do wish it to be a comprehensive list.

Thank you for your support!

i remember seeing a movie "the national lampoon's family reunion" in which it doesn't specificaly mention zoo, but in the movie a female german shepard falls in love with the man can't remember the name, and he even has a talk with her stating something to the fact that "you may be into interspecies relationships but i'm not" as he's talking to the shepard after he ran away and she followed him, then later towards the end of the movie him and his wife whom were haveing problems and have not "slept together" in a long time, they finaly do it, and it shows the female dog sneaking in the bed, then later the wife comments how great the sex was, and he said yes, especially the "second round" which the wife looks very confused and then he realized the second round was with the female shepard not his wife, then it cuts to the dog watching them leave with sad eyes. IT don't show anything but it definatly leaves you with no doubt that he had sex with the female dog.

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That reminds me of an instance in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation when cousin Eddie first shows up and talks about his dog, Snots, he says something akin to "if he gets a hold of you, it's best to just let him finish"

In the movie "Airplane 2" with Leslie Neilson, a female passenger, thinking she is about to die in a plane crash, begins having sex with every male passenger on the plane. The camera pans to show a long line of men waiting to service her. In a scene a few moments later, you see her smoking a cigarette as if she is finally sexually satisfied. The camera pans back to show her final lover...... a donkey.

In the original "Airplane" a women is in bed when the phone rings and she answers. I believe it is her husband telling her he is coming home (or he needs her to go somewhere). She says to an offscreen lover "You need to leave, you can find your way out the back door". The camera pans back to show the lover she is talking to, and we find out her lover is a horse.

A tom green movie "Freddie got Fingered" in which he is shown masturbating a stallion to ejaculation (the scene appears genuine). Later he masturbates an elephant to a ridiculous "firehose" ejaculation.

Tom Hanks in "Bachelor Party" has, well, a Bachelor Party. An extended scene with a stripper and a donkey. She snuggles with the donkey and kisses him on the nose and begins to strip, but unfortunately the party is interupted.

In Pirates of the Caribbean, Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow) is on a ship in the afterlife and he has to deal with many other look a like Jack Sparrows. One is shown sitting next to a goat and he's staring wistfully at the goat. Just as a guy would do on a prom date, he finally works up the nerve and scoots across the bench to get closer to the goat, presumably perhaps to get that first kiss.

In "The Animal" Rob Schneider is a guy who takes on various animal instincts. In one scene of many, he approaches a tethered female goat while Marvin gaye croons “Let’s Get It On” in the background and is obviously attempting to get her consent to a mounting. He finally goes too far and slaps her on her butt and she kicks him across the field.

In the early 80's a very, very popular poster came out of a naked Natasha Kinski and coiled around her is a huge python. The python has his tongue out almost as if to kiss her. It is an extremely erotic poster to this day and stirred some controversy back then. I am still looking for a good framed copy of that poster in fact.

I can think of more....is this about what your looking for as far as references?

So what is all this going to do, are we going to become part of mainstream society :) :twisted:
Also in the movie "cabin fever" where they all are talking around the fireplace, and one of them mentions about masturbating and his dog sticks his tongue up his bum. is that a good one, if not then ignore it. :twisted:

This post has been edited by Confederate on Sep 20 2007, 08:25 PM

I seem to recall something in The Vicar of Didly or Dilby about one of the local farmers and his sheep.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder: They masturbate the guys dog into a pastry and send it to some people as payback, which eat the pastries before they know what actually happened (there were picture taken of the act, but they were placed in the bottom of the pastry basket so you had to go through them before you could see the pictures)

In Rowan Atkinson's TV series "Black Adder" . In one of the first episodes, "The Foretelling", the queen comes up to Edmund's (the Black Adder) room, and knocks on the door..accusing him of having someone with him..as the scene progreses she says "You hesitated, Edmund..It's not a sheep, is it ??"

The show Late Night with Conan O'Brien featured a running joke a while back, the Horny Manatee, involving a person dressed in a manatee costume dancing suggestively. It also resulted in a mock porn website, containing a "free tour" including pics of Manatee Orgy, Manatee on Manatee, Man on Manatee and various fetishes. The site also urged people to submit their own amateur horny manatee pictures. Some of the content includes sexually suggestive artwork, such as a manatee posing for a camera, or lying in bed with a human. According to the Wikipedia entry, it was claimed that the website reached over 20 million hits.

A semi popular online webcomic, the Perry Bible Fellowship, contains a few beast related strips. In a strip titled Zookeeper, a monkey steals a key from a zoo worker and escapes his cage. The worker later arrives home to find the monkey and his wife having sex.

Not sure if that's quite what you're looking for, but interesting stuff nonetheless.

I was listening to the radio a few years ago and the dj mentioned a women having sex with her dog in the back of her van.


In a south park episode cartman played "milked" a dog.
if you google "red rocket dog" you can find the dialog of the episode. It should be the fourth hit down