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| Bone_Pony |
Posted: Jan 7 2008, 11:40 PM
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In 1986 before Ilona Staller also known as [Cicciolina] was in elected to the Italian Parliament (Radical Party from 1987 to 1992), she was also a porn star, and in one of her mainstream Italian porn films it feautures a woman giving a BJ to a horse. I believe the name is "Cicciolina Number One (1986)"
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| ThunderPaw |
Posted: Jan 8 2008, 03:20 PM
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I didn't know dragons could be counted. In that case there's the anime/manga Dragon Half.
The main character, Mink, is half-dragon. As her human father fell in love with and married the dragon he was supposed to slay. It's a funny and insane anime. Also Mink's dad, has just a tad of the hots for her too. lol |
| Vicissityde |
Posted: Jan 9 2008, 02:43 PM
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I don't know if this is what you're after, but this is a joke that was common (and often repeated) when I went to Agricultural College (by 16 - 55+ year olds, of every faith and sexual preference), and I haven't really seen anything like it in the thread so far, so here goes nothing. ;) Oh, and this is translated into English from Swedish, so I' apologize for any gramatical/spelling errors.
"The farmer had hired a new farmhand, and introduced him to the others, asking that they'd show him around and help him feel at home. Everything went well for the first week, but on Friday, as the weekend approached, the new farmhand asked what they used to do for fun during Saturday evenings. The farmhands all told him that they'd usually go down to the barn, grab a box and put it behind a cow, and then proceed to stand on the box and make love to her. The new farmhand got wide eyes, but as the farm was far away from town and other entertainment, and there were very few girls at the farm, he believed them. Saturday evening arrived, and the new farmahand cleaned up a little and changed clothes, before he went down to the barn. As he arrived, he could see no one else there, and he found himself a box and chose a cow, proceeding to get behind her and dropping his pants. Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter behind him, and as he turned his head, he saw all the other farmhands there, laughing and pointing. 'But you said this is what you do!' he objected, very embarrassed. 'Yeah, we do!' one of them agreed, in between giggles, 'But not with Rose, she's the ugliest one!'" |
| somastar |
Posted: Jan 9 2008, 03:43 PM
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There was a Doctor Who episode where a woman had married a cat and had kittens.
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| somastar |
Posted: Jan 9 2008, 04:01 PM
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| somastar |
Posted: Jan 9 2008, 04:02 PM
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| silverwolf768 |
Posted: Jan 9 2008, 07:00 PM
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I'm telling this from memory, so it might in actuality occur slightly differently...
In the movie Red Dragon.... *POTENTIAL MINOR SPOILER* The killer falls in love with a blind woman who has a fondness for Big Cats. The killer arranges to bring her to a zoo so she can touch a sedated Cheetah (I think.... although it may have been another big cat). As she is caressing his fur, she eventually brings her hands down into the cat's privates |
| silverwolf768 |
Posted: Jan 10 2008, 06:35 AM
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| Justlooking69 |
Posted: Jan 11 2008, 08:33 AM
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I was just about to say the same thing,Family guy is filled with zoo references.I just got done watching some episodes on dvd.LOL that qaugmire-giraffe thing was funny. :lol: |
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| Knot_my_bitch |
Posted: Jan 11 2008, 02:19 PM
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Sorry if it's been mentioned (I haven't read the whole thread), but I came across one when reading a seemingly innocent chick-lit book today, of all things.
Anybody Out There? by Marian Keyes Page 286: "...Granny Maguire had kept greyhounds. Rumour had it that she used to sleep with them. Sleep, sleep with them, if you know what I mean." I was very amused when I came across it! :) Sara |
| noctambulist |
Posted: Jan 11 2008, 11:43 PM
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doggiedog19 wrote:
I'm just posting this to recommend this 1/2 hour comedy show from Canada. It plays on WGN (Chicgo). IMO, Corner Gas is a sceam! It seems to be a "poor man's Seinfeld" wherein this cast of characters interacts about nothing (most of the time). Watch a couple of episodes and you'll be hooked! |
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| Bone_Pony |
Posted: Jan 13 2008, 01:21 AM
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New Trojan condom add of women sitting in a bar flirting with pigs
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| Stealth_zoophile |
Posted: Jan 13 2008, 03:29 AM
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I don't know if this has been mentioned or not but..
in the book The Cider House Rules by John Irving, Homer Wells, the main character, discovers with a girl named Melony a black and white or sepia tone photograph of a girl sucking off a pony. The head of the orphanage, in which this scene takes place, eventually finds it and realizes that it was a patient of his, and the daughter of this prostitute his father hired for him on his 18th birthday, and he had always been traumatized by that experience because when he woke up from having sex with the prostitute, he got dressed by the light of the daughter's lit cigar, who also said "you could have had me for less." Later in the book, Homer reads the at the time deceased doctor's journal, which had "I put the pony's penis in her mouth! I was responsible for that!" written in various places in it. Other minor events concerning the book is where some of the other orphans see it, and they don't understand it. (i.e one thinks she's eating his intestines) and sometime later the photo is described something like: "and he saw the girl, with the pony's penis forever stuck in her mouth..." It was omitted from the movie for obvious reasons, but it's still in the book. |
| 15bucks |
Posted: Jan 13 2008, 05:54 PM
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There are several music videos with visual references to Zoo.
Move Your Feet by Junior Senior (2003) - The concept for this video was that it would be pixelated as if it were a late 80s video game. There are many gay references made in the video. In one scene a wine bottle starts to shake and champagne pours onto a wine glass, and the glass winks. Also in the video one of the main characters (a squirrel) jumps on a horses back and revs him up like a motorcycle, and the horse rears up, and for a brief moment you can see that he has a hard-on. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHkgczec8hY Paranoid Android by Radiohead (1997) - This too is an animated video. In one scene the two main characters are in a pet shop, and it pans back and in the corner, you can see two mice having sex. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8asQsfn82E Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode (1989) - During a sequence in the video there is a brief shot of a horse's ass. Also earlier in the vid there is a shot of a Horse, cutting to a shot of a "rooster" (Horse, Cock). This might be a coincidence. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhzsxEC-psA |
| 15bucks |
Posted: Jan 13 2008, 06:43 PM
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Here are some more I forgot.
Family Guy - Brian gets into directing porn, and when he is on the set a porn star walks in and says "Ughh, do I have to sleep with a dog in this one". There is also Brian's gay cousin (also a dog), who in another episode brings his human lover to their house, and in one scene stewie says "I heard you playing with your little "chew toy" last night, eww" to this he replies "Oh, we were just playing Clue, and well he got me in the bedroom with a lead pipe" Colbert Report - Steven was talking about "Brokeback Mountain" and he was talking about how there may be a sequel......Staring the horse. One of my favorite songs possibly dealing with zoosex is "Bangers and a Mash" by Radiohead You Bit me....You Bit Me.....You bit me, ow......You bit me, bit me.....and now I want more. later he sings....Whatever turns you on, whatever gets you up. :devil2: |
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