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| holzz |
Posted: Oct 28 2007, 03:55 PM
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just a little add-on on what silverwolf768 said.
After he get pseudo-raped by the dolphin, there is a scene with the guys who is working with this dolphin and he said: ''Why did you do this? why not me?'' or something like that |
| ~A!~ |
Posted: Oct 29 2007, 03:56 AM
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Wow, good luck forming your list. Theres allot of reference to zoo in todays culture, generally as a joke, or insult.. unfortunately. I've been called a zoo as a joke a couple times, because of how much attention I give to dogs, little did those people know, lmao.
Tons of scenes come to my mind, but unfortunately I don't remember any names of specific movies, yet heres what i can give you: Gilbert Gottfried has a joke called "The Aristocrats" which is frankly a disgusting joke, that involves a dog. One episode of "Mind of Mancia" makes multiple references to Mexican 'donkey shows'. A preview for a new movie: either "Dan in Real Life" or "The Heartbrake Kid" hints something to do sexually with a donkey. (unfortunately thats all that come to mind atm=\, I'll post more as it comes to mind or as I see it. Once again good luck with your, what should be, long list.) |
| BruceManklin |
Posted: Oct 29 2007, 04:45 PM
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In the movie "Dirty Work" with Norm Macdonald and Artie Langue, there is a billionaire character named Travis Cole who always carries a little chihuauha around with him, and Norm and Artie think that Cole has his thumb up the dog's ass... later on Artie comments "You're right, he's definitely doing that dog." The original script had a scene where they find pictures of Cole drinking the dog's piss, but those scenes apparently did not make it into the film.
"Man Trouble", with Ellen Barkin and Jack Nicholson, has several scenes with a large male German Shepherd trying to mount human women. "Tart," starring Bijou Phillips - the main character trains her little dog (a yorkie maybe?) to lick her you-know-what. (They show it, kind of... it's at a weird angle near the bottom of the frame, hard to see exactly what is going on but what you can see if it looks real.) "Shaft," the Sam Jackson version - A guy tells Shaft some test results are in. Shaft replies, "Today we find out if I'm your daddy, or the German Shepherd." |
| gerber11 |
Posted: Oct 31 2007, 12:43 AM
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The Cable tv show 'Mad Men'
The office of the MD, or the head of the agency, has Hokusahi's 'the erotic dream of the fishermans' wife' on the the wall. That's the one with the woman and the two octopii Cheers, Gerber. |
| ~A!~ |
Posted: Oct 31 2007, 02:47 AM
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Just though of this:
On the 'Sarah Silverman Show' the main character licks her dogs but and gets the dog taken away, after taking it to court, the court rules bestiality legal in their city, except between the same sex. (boy, wouldn't must of us move there xD) ====== And just saw: In the movie 'Blades of Glory', Chazz, played by Will Farrel, is a sex addict. And while attending a sex addicts meeting he is telling a sex story about him and a girl, and a monkey that can operate a camera. In the alternative takes section of the DVD, some other takes he mentions a 2 lions, and a couple lady lion trainers (or something like that, maybe it was tigers) and in another take, he mentions a German Shepard. (I had to sit there while my family members where cracking up at that.. it actually hurt a little >.<) |
| booyah123 |
Posted: Nov 6 2007, 02:12 PM
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I was watching a redocrding of Louis C.K.: Shameless and he mentions he doesnt care if someone wants to blow a dog go ahead. Well something along those lines
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| silverwolf768 |
Posted: Nov 6 2007, 07:22 PM
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George Carlin kind of said the same thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTjQ1i22-ek around 1:55 - 2:15 |
| docbear |
Posted: Nov 8 2007, 03:25 AM
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that was funny as hell :lol: |
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| equineslurp |
Posted: Nov 8 2007, 11:00 AM
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Just remembered another. In the HBO series "Deadwood" (first season I believe) where a guy is caught in the barn with one of the horses. I'm fuzzy on the details but I believe he was masturbating on the horses butt.....it may have been even more explicit than that but I don't remember. It results in a several episode long dispute between him and the horses owner.
Also in that series, dead people are usually fed to "Mr. Woos pigs" as a means of disposal. Not zoo related really, but interesting. |
| shylark |
Posted: Nov 8 2007, 04:43 PM
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I was watching 'House' yesterday -
Scene in House's office he has computer on and one of his interviewees makes a face at what is on his puter screen Dr. House: Got a problem with the naked female form? Applicant #32: Not at all. Applicant #13: Maybe she's just not used to seeing it spooning with the naked dolphin form Applicant #32 : should we give you a minute? :D Also I believe their is an episode of nip/tuck where the woman requires surgery after her GSD bit her breast during a moment of passion! This post has been edited by shylark on Nov 8 2007, 04:51 PM |
| Bone_Pony |
Posted: Dec 23 2007, 10:56 PM
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How can NO ONE mention the age old classic "King Kong" it was a classic case of Zoophilia
Tom Hanks movie "Bachelor Party" Woman doing a "Donkey Show" On and Episode of Saturday Night Live in america, Christina Ricci was pregnant with bi-racial dog babies, If you view the episode in repeats on some stations [delete] her saying (bi-racial dog babies) Also on another episode of Saturday Night Live they made a FAKE commercial for a cologne called Caninis a cologne for dogs, And it had a male model hugging a shepherd type dog and kissing it open mouthed while dog was licking his mouth an such Also several references in Son of The Beach including them showing the bulldog humping the town Mayor's leg. Tv show called Wolf Lake Singer famous for the song "Buffalo Stance" Neneh Cherry had a song called on one album called "Bestiality". Also lets not forget the Linda Lovelace classic "Dog 1" Mytholgical animals Don't know if you want to cont this but. the movie "Splash" Tom Hanks with a mermaid Daryl Hannah Several episodes of "Hercules" and "Xena" with Centaurs and women. This post has been edited by Bone_Pony on Dec 23 2007, 11:17 PM |
| findog |
Posted: Dec 24 2007, 12:12 AM
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Wow, nice list.
I didn't see this movie mentioned before (or I'm blind): Clerks II Beastiality plays a big role here; what's bachelor parties without beast-show anyway? ;) This includes well hung donkey. It's a funny movie too, so check it out. |
| Bone_Pony |
Posted: Dec 24 2007, 12:57 AM
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Oh and forgot a joke that I've known probably 20 years.
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Whiskey straight, and keep'em coming." Bartender hands him a whiskey and says "Rough day?" Man replies "The worst" Bartender says "That bad huh, Well I'm here if you wanna talk about it" Man says "I came home from work early and caught my wife in bed with my best friend" Bartender says "That sucks, What did you do?" Man says "I kicked my wife out and told her to never come back." Bartender says "What about your best friend?" Man says "I popped him on the nose with a newspaper and said,.........Bad Dog" :devil2: |
| Bone_Pony |
Posted: Dec 24 2007, 01:07 AM
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Can't believe I forgot about the scene at the end of one of my favorite movies. "The Devil's Rejects" When 2 guys stop by a guy selling chickens and asks how much? And the seller asks if they plan on eating them or fu*king them. and then the have dialogue about how to do it.
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| Bone_Pony |
Posted: Dec 24 2007, 05:56 AM
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"Beauty and The Beast" book, tv show and movie
Oh and I don't remember off the top of my head but a magazine interview with Actress/comedian Kathy Griffin (Queen of the D-List) I think it was either Stuff or Maxim, When asked what she would do for a million dollars, She replies, for 10 million I will blow a horse. And actress Natasha Lyonne was arrested on several charges including threatening to sexually molest her neighbors dog. This post has been edited by Bone_Pony on Dec 24 2007, 06:09 AM |
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