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| KillerZ |
Posted: Sep 23 2007, 04:34 PM
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Cool, I like to collect the references too, here comes the list.
Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls Gorilla pulls one guy into the bushes, and then the bushes shake alot. Road Trip One guy sais that it's not cheating on your girfriend when dog licks your tool. American Wedding Stifler got cack on his crouch, and dog starts to lick it, while other guy tryes to pull the dog away from back. And the are seen, it looked like one guy f****** a dog, while the dog sucked other guy. 40 Year Old Virgin Non-virgin friends tell that in mexico thare are donkey shows, where donkey f**** a woman. Cat People Old horror movie about shapeshiftrs, In the beginning of the movie, there is girl "sacrificed" the black panthers, but when she is all alone some women cut her down and lead her to a cave where is a panther waiting, and she is stripped ( to me it seamed that is how the shapeshifters came to be, an offspring to panther and women). Payback The is a bomb in the phone, and gangsters wait in the car for it to blow, and one guy sais maybe he isnt picking up the phone because his fucking a woman, and other guy adds "maybe he fucks a dog too..." Say It Isn't So Guy in bed think his girlfrind is wakeing him up buy licking his tool, but when he moves him self cat runs away. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Jay asks one guy if he would f*** a sheep, if he would be one of them. Guy sais yes, and gets thrown out of the car. Spun Guy on drugs sees that hes gangbanging with pigs. The Nutty Pofessor Giant hamspter f*** a man who is hiding under tha fur-coat. Head Over Heals A dog tryes to shag all the women it the building. DarkWolf Werewolf tryes to mate with a woman in wolf form. Splash Mermaid and a man fell in love (if this counts). Splash 2 Mermaid and the man is still in love (if this Counts). 40 Days And 40 Nights Netnanny find a page Donkey lovers. Police Academy 1 A cop crashes his vehicle and flys head first into horse pussy. Jackass 2 2 guys drink horse gum. Friends (can't remember wich season or episode) Woman suspects that his huspand exites when he sees sharks. Porat Porat gets a telegram, wich sais that his wife got killed and molested by a bear. Hudson Hawk - Thief told a cop that hes a sheep f*****. Robocop 3 Guy is under arrest, he sais "what is wrong with me having some party", then cop sais "yeah but your friend were german shepard and a film crew". American Pie: Naked Mile Guy is told that ifhe would be real stifleer he would f*** this goat. The Island of Dr. Moreau Man falls in love with a cat, who is turned into a woman. George of the Jungle Gorilla kisses a man (ursule ex) in a dark cave, while they are on the river with a boat, and gets funny look in the eyes when next cave arrives. George of the Jungle 2 One woman goes to have fun with a gorilla, Another gorilla kisses Ursulas mother. Ursula ex were married to the ape from previous film. Dirty Shame One man sais My mother always told that: "to each his own", and kissed a cow. Fifth Element Its told that a guy prefers cat to the real thing. Ali G in da House One cuy has sucked of a horse. And there are pictures of on politic who had sex with a pig. High School High A man thinks he has sex with a woman, but suddenly there is a cat meow. The Company of Wolves A girl fell in love with a werewolf and let herself turn one of them. Max My Love A woman has an affair with a chimpanse (Comic book) Jade A dragon and a woman loved each other and got an offspring: a white dragon. (Game) Vampire - The Masquerade: Bloodlines You get a mission to get some drty info on some actress, you plant some cameras, and next day there are pictures in newspaper that shown woman having sex with a llama. (Game) Neverwinter Nights 2 Red Dragon Diciples are offspring of a red dragons who took human form and a human lovers. (Game) Sacred A story tells that a woman and dragon are inlove. (Mδng) Sanity Aikens Artifact A writing on a tombstone: He loved Deer, Cain tells Starr that his tiger lover. (Mythology) Europe falls inlove with Zeus, who has taken a form of a white bull with golden horns, later gives pirth to 3 child. (Mythology) Minose wife Pasiphe fell inlove with white bull, and gave birth to minotaurus. (Mythology) Zeus turned Io into a cow, to hide her from Hera, took him to egypt, and had sex with her on the cloud, while she still was a cow, Io gave birth later. (Mythology) Leda had sex with a Swan, who actually was Zeus, later she birthed two eggs. Both eggs hatched, twins from both. (Mythology) To get a stud away from some evil dude. Loki turned himself into a mare. Stud followed Loki and had sex with him (while he was still a mare). Later Loki gave birth to Sleipnir, fastest horse there is. Ok that would be it This post has been edited by KillerZ on Sep 23 2007, 04:34 PM |
| equineslurp |
Posted: Sep 23 2007, 06:23 PM
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On "Inside Winston Cup" (aired Mondays at 8.00pm I believe) There is a running joke on most episodes where if one of the cars blows a motor Michael Waltrip pipes up and says "Gee, you think he blew a seal?"
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| Faunak8 |
Posted: Sep 24 2007, 03:23 PM
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Boston Legal: Season 2, Episode 7
"Truly, Madly, Deeply" Broadcast: November 8, 2005 The same episode that Danny Crane shoots the kneecaps off his own client to get out of defending the child rapist/killer, another case involves a woman wanting to have her 20 year marriage annulled because her husband cheated on her with a cow or two. She said he would call out the cow's name during sex with her, and he said the reason he loved her is because she looked a little like a cow. The case was dismissed, and at the end he tells her he's broken off the affair with the cow to mend the marriage. |
| Ralph_von_Wau_Wau |
Posted: Sep 24 2007, 04:43 PM
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Movie 'Passion in the desert' (see http://imdb.com/title/tt0125980/ ) after 'A passion in the desert' from Honorι de Balzac (download here http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/1555 ).
Story about a french soldier lost in the desert meeting a female leopard. This post has been edited by Ralph_von_Wau_Wau on Sep 24 2007, 04:54 PM |
| Faunoman |
Posted: Oct 5 2007, 11:26 PM
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I remember one from Star Trek Enterprise:
On Enterprise, the prequel of all the Star Trek series, Andorians and Tellarites don't get along very well. One Andorian said to a Tellarite, "I'd rather be in a room filled with Klingon targs (a spiny pig-like animal) than sit at a table with you!" In response, the Tellarite said, "I am not interested in your mating habits!" There was another reference from another Trek series, but I forgot what it was... I'll post it here when I remember. |
| ZetterGRD |
Posted: Oct 6 2007, 12:50 AM
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Seeing this thread reminded me of a clip I watched one night. The show Late Night with Conan O'Brien sometimes features a segment called "In the Year 2000". The episode in question aired the night of September 27, 2007.
During that segment was this joke: "Paris Hilton will release another sex tape. It will outsell her original sex tape thanks to better lighting, and impressive performance... by the horse." |
| Faunoman |
Posted: Oct 6 2007, 01:08 AM
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LOL :lol: I just remember the other Star Trek reference... In ST: the Next Generation, they have holodecks, which can simulate places in virtual reality. Worf walks into an old Western scene, and the villain says to him something like, "Have you always been this ugly, or did your mother marry an armadillo?" This implies a woman/armadillo love affair resulting in Klingon-like hybrid offspring. :blink: |
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| ErrWolf |
Posted: Oct 6 2007, 04:30 AM
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Is Brian Griffin a dog or a "furry?" The other characters take it for granted that he talks, drinks martinis, and has a human girlfriend. Sunday night they almost got it on, but Stewie interrupted them.
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| k9free |
Posted: Oct 6 2007, 07:58 PM
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Very interesting thread.
I haven't seen anyone talk about the Jerry Springer show on the subject. I believe it was 1999. Also, it may take some investigation, but a college professor named Joyce Salisbury (sp?) Uof WI/ Green Bay from the late 80's did a thesis on Beastiality in the Middle Ages. Good luck. |
| k9free |
Posted: Oct 24 2007, 03:02 AM
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I thought of a few more. The movie "Click" with Adam Sandler, He's doing his wife and the dog mounts him. It shows this as a shadow.
Master's and Johnson had statistics from like 1950 on beastiality. The DSM 3, 4, 5 also have beasty stats. The best of course is "The Attorney Geanerals Report on Pornography" Edwin Meese. (mid 70's) The book is two volumes. The second is the best. They actually looked a ton of porn and did a picturer by picture description of what they showed. The best was Lisa, **, and her dog." |
| doggydog19 |
Posted: Oct 24 2007, 12:34 PM
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Corner Gas - Season 2 - Episode: Doc Small
Brent was talking to Wanda about him and hank moving in together temporarily. Later he was saying that he had to kick hank out because he brought a rooster home (he was trying to figure out the answer to Davis's trick question). He said he kicked out Hank and kept the rooster because the rooster was cleaner. Wanda says "I just wish you would stop kissing him", as the soon-to-be Dog River resident walks by and overhears. Later on in the episode, while everyone is at The Ruby, Lacy asks Brent how things are with him and Hank. Hank says "I had to kick him out. He wanted to bring animals into it". The very same person overheard and was disgusted. Hank says "Hey Davis started it". Then Wanda says "Actually I was in on the animal thing too, in the beginning". |
| ausdog |
Posted: Oct 25 2007, 02:04 PM
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Very interesting
Also add Ali G movie, Ali wakes up to his dog licking his foot long dong after dreaming that is was a hot lady...... tells it to stop then encouages it to keep going. |
| KitsArriet |
Posted: Oct 28 2007, 01:34 PM
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The 1982 science fiction novel The Zen Gun by author Barrington Bayley involves humans with DNA mixed up with animals, thereby creating furries basically. There are several sexual scenes and references between "pure" humans and these hybrids, particularly one scene where the main character is having sex with a cat-woman.
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| booyah123 |
Posted: Oct 28 2007, 02:10 PM
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Well im sure everyone knows about the sara silverman show...
dammit i just saw a show the other day but now i cant think of it!!! |
| silverwolf768 |
Posted: Oct 28 2007, 03:13 PM
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There's an episode of King of the Hill where Hank gets pseudo-raped (he still had clothes on) by a Dolphin
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