It's nice to know that I'm not the only one who thinks about this. I did have rasons for starting this thread in the first place, so here goes:


As I mentioned in another post, my first experience with an animal was at 16 with a neighbor's female rottie. She was very calm, and very receptive. I had been around her some before, so she knew me, but our meetings had been just occasional. It didn't occur to me then other than as a passing thought, but now that I know a bit more, I really wonder whether their son, who was in college, had also been with her. At the time, it seemed to me she knew what I wanted to do. I think now that she probably DID know, and I think I now know why.

But the first time I really started to wonder about someone else, to the point that I would see her and think "hmmmmm...." was in my early 20s. I had an apartment and directly above me lived a woman of about my age, quite cute, with a male boxer, "with all the original factory-installed parts." One night I woke up around midnight and it only took a couple of seconds to recognize the sound of her bed (her bedroom was right over mine) squeaking, and her moaning. Now, this I hadn't heard from her before, and I got up on my knees and put my ear to the wall (yeah, I have a one-track mind.) Well, her bed wasn't just sqeaking it sounded like it was motorized or something. It wasn't just going squeak....squeak....squeak..... bump....squeak, like you know it does during sex, it was going squeaksqueaksqueakeakeakeakeak! like a freakin' machine gun or something, and she was moaning and literally squealing. Happy as I was that she was having a much better night than I was, it suddenly occurred to me that, hey, wait a minute, how the heck can a guy go that fast??? There was no way that I could have kept that speed. She's moaning and I can hear her saying "yeah" and "yes" and the bed is squeaking like mad for a couple minutes. But I don't hear any guy making noise (which isn't that unusual, I know, but bear with me...) and then it just stops. No talk from her. Nothing at all for awhile. No sound of peple rolling over, getting out of bed. I'm confused (usually when somebody orgasms, you know it) and frustrated! (It doesn't take a great amount of imagination to know what I was doing.) There are some indistinct sounds, some creaks from the bed, and then she goes "ow!" Ow??? Why, "ow?" I'm thinking... and then there's a thunk! and then some sort of scrabbling on the wood floor above me. I kid you not. So I'm kneeling there, in the dark, my ear pressed against the wall, my...never mind..., and suddenly I'm thinking -hey, was she doing....no...way...! Well, maybe....

Of course I saw her off and on after that, but never had the guts to say anything to her about it. I mean, how, in this situation, do you bring something like that up? Unfortunately the situation was never repeated.

Ok, so that's the most dramatic of my experiences on this point.

A couple of years later, a female friend of mine and I are standing on the street, outside a coffie shop waitng for a couple of friends to come out. It's summer, and my friend is in a very short skirt. A guy about our age comes down the street with a nice black lab on a leash, and my friend says someting like what a pretty dog. So, smart man, seeing his opening, he stops and smiles at her and the dog walks up to her and promptly sticks his head between her thighs and then goes right up under her skirt. He pulls back on the leash. SHE goes "ooooh," reaches down and holds the lab's head through her skirt and keeps him still there for a couple of seconds, looks right at the guy and and says with a smile "now that's a well trained dog," and then gently disengages herself from the lab. The guy's mouth is just hanging open and then he's spluttering and apologizing. I'm thinking "whoa...that was cool" and that she could NOT have kept her cool and just come up with that comment out of the blue. Guy and lab quiclky take off, my friend and I are grinning at each other, and then our other friends come out and one guy asks us what's so funny, completely spoiling the moment, and my friend just snaps "nothing!" glares at him, and that was it.

A few years later, I knew a neighbor who lives in the apartment building across the street from me, late 20s, pretty, who has an intact male husky. Immediately, I'm wondering if the two of them are playing hide the kielbasa. She never said anything, or did anything to make my suspicious. She was just cute, kind of shy, and I admit, I just really WANTED them to be doing it.

A male friend of mine also about that time had a girlfriend with a female golden retreiver, unspayed, and on more than one occassion, she'd make some comment about the both of them (her and the dog) missing him, or glad he's coming over, and I distinctly remember the first time she did that with me standing there, he suddenly looked real uncomfortable. The other thing you need to know is my friend, if anything, was a very active guy and was not at all shy about some of his, shall we say, more interesting (at least in his opinion, which was not always shared by his audience) sexual exploits. If I were to think of any of my friends who might have at least "experimented" at one time or another (but I doubt he'd ever let us here that kind of a tale...), he'd be the one. So I figured that he'd just been unintentionally outed by his GF, although I don't think she intended to do anything of the sort, but rather only tried to make him squirm a little, since I'm sure she's realized that we all, but this point, knew a great deal about her sexual preferences and performance. So she thought she had gotten him, and she did, in more ways then she knew though. Heh, heh, heh... Sometimes life is just fun that way.

:thinking: I guess we probably all wonder of other people I have two neighbors down the road who have two male boxers her husband works outta town all the time I've wondered if she keeps herself satisfied with them. I've fantasied about visiting her and what it would be like to screw her dogs and find out she was a zoo. I think there are more of us out there than we think. :kiss: :kiss:

WHo doesn't, i know of a couple of my friends having zoo experiences i know one to be true, but she has only had one experience a long time ago, another friend had one more recently from what i gather but never had the guts to ask her if she liked it or would try again...... <_<

With my family? Nah. Everybody that owns dogs, all have them spayed or neutered. I get the regular "reminder" that I "need" to get my male done. I end up gaffing it off with not having had the time or whatever. He's hairy enough, that you really have to look to tell anyway, unless he rolls over.

As with other people on the street, I've never given it any thought. As to who started this thread - it's all your fault, as now I'm going to have this cross my mind every time I see a large intact dog. :D

and you didn't anyway? ;)

I've wondered about my neighbor across the street, he lives alone with his chocolate lab and he shows her just as much affection as I show my girl. It would be cool if he is, be nice to know theres another zoo on the same street. :P

I didn't say nuttin' about thinking about how much *I* would like to have fun with the dog. :D

I wonder about it all the time. I think that it is normal for anyone of us :)

ahh yes, i agree. i cant manage to think about relatives in that situation.. gives me the shivers

I have thought to myself soooo many times Hmmmm :beer:

I wonder about my new neighbors. When they first moved in they had three pit bulls outside on chains, I find out just two days ago that they breed them and have a kennel type setup in the garage.

indeed i do!!!! and sometimes when i see strangers playin with their dogs...

Yes, I know someone who is an animal lover and has two dogs. I often wonder about him :huh:

I never use to -but now I do all the time -and it's absolute filth :blush:

Depends on their behaviour around their animals or other animals. What I really wonder about is people who dont like animals (not about animalsex though, more like sanity and malicious behaviors). Now that is a strange group!

I also wonder more often what they are wondering about me, considering I always notice their animals first and go berserk wanting to pet, play with and befriend the animal.