anyone ever touch your "package" in public that you didn't know :o :o :o

do tell :devil2:

umm no, and if they did I would knock them out. Unless it was a chick. :blush: But no, noone has.

Yes. It was a hot day so I was just wearing shorts - no underwear. I was watching a couple really cute (sowwy Southie) young ladies. An elderly lady whispered into my ear that my fly was open. I grabbed the little monster to tuck it away. She told me that she would handle the problem herself. She took care of EVERYTHING!
Did she ever!!

This post has been edited by Squirllybird on Jul 5 2007, 01:37 AM

:w00t: I'm shocked and amazed ... and jealous she had such bold ability :o :D

not my *package* but.... my hubby and I were at a formal military dinner and it was the social hour before - I was looking around at some of the pictures and the medals they were going to give out -- I felt someone grab my ass - I turned around to fuss at my hubby and it wasnt him - it was the general - I didnt know what to say - he just smiled at me and said he could resist such a fine ass! :o my hubby and I laugh about it still today whenever we have to go to those dinners...

I don't know why, but working in EMS, it seems all the elderly ladies seem to take a bit to much of a liking to me. I've had numerous comments from 75y/o and up "Hes so good looking", "Is he single", "Are you married?" ect. The worst was probably an 86 year old who was an absolute trip on the way back to her nursing home. She had a mouth like a sailor, yet a totally sweet demenor. After we got her back into bed, I told her, like I tell every patient of mine "Be good". Her reply? "Oh, its no fun being a good girl, I like to be bad." I chuckled at her response and bent over to pick the stretcher up when she reached out, grabbed my ass and squeezed as hard as she could laughing the entire time. My partner turned beat red, turned and simply walked out the door. We both were laughing so hard when we got back into the ambulance, I actually had to wait till I calmed down enough to drive.