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| Infinity's End |
Posted: Jun 10 2007, 03:50 AM
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We often times catch ourselves doing things out of the ordinary from those who are human exclusive and whatnot. Just silly, strange and hilarious things that make us, us.
Take for example me, here's the situation. I see a woman about my age jogging down the street with a husky, I'm not a stalker or a peeper or anything, but I pull out my binoculars to take a look. Now, non-zoos would usually be looking at the Woman's features. But instead of looking at her, I find myself not looking at her ass, but her dog's! And thinking "I have got to meet her." But not referring to the woman, but the dog! I'm not animal exclusive, I actually prefer humans to animals, but I do like a good husky. What kind of things do you do? |
| german07 |
Posted: Jun 10 2007, 04:18 AM
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If I lived in a crowded area I might do the same thing
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| akaricloud |
Posted: Jun 10 2007, 04:39 AM
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Supreme Being Group: Elite Members Posts: 3243 Member No.: 206250 Joined: 21-December 05
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I find myself doing the same thing very often.
Also, the other day a little palm wandered into my house and desperately needed to be brushed, so I did. I guess it lives a few doors down from me, I bet they were surprised when it came back. |
| Miss Rabbit |
Posted: Jun 10 2007, 05:14 AM
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I always try to sneak a peek from animals, whether they're male or female. :P
Another thing that stands out is how I always defend an animal when they are being put down with a wives tail. For example, I went out to lunch with my mom yesterday and she was talking about how dogs mouths are riddled with bacteria because they lick their a55. I argued that its proven that a human mouth has more bacteria then a dog's mouth. I even went as far as saying a dogs genitals have less bacteria then a human's mouth. Needless to say, I got a strange look from her. :rolleyes: |
| dr Kaninov |
Posted: Jun 10 2007, 05:14 AM
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I do the peeping thing allso! :lol:
ok, I don't take out the binoculars, but I usually look at K9s instead of people, as a matter of fact, I know my neighbours as "oh, he must be Fido's human", instead of saying, "that is Mr Brown, Fido's owner" and I get to lose the thread of a conversation whenever I see a K9 walking by (luckyly for me I am usually absent minded, so people don't notice that that often, but I must be careful not to give an "eyes 12 o clock!" coment whenever a dog isn't walking his/her human female! |
| Itzwolf |
Posted: Jun 10 2007, 06:14 AM
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I always tend to slow down while driving by a sexy looking mare and try to get an eyeful...on more than one occassion I've forgotten that I had a passenger in the car and have been asked a few times..."what are you looking at" which usually makes me come up with some excuse of looking at something else.
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| ozztin666 |
Posted: Jun 10 2007, 07:09 AM
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I was in indianapolis today for some convention, and they have the whole "ride in a wagon" thing with the horses. Well when one of them walked by... the horse was a little excited, i was sitting there with a group of people and one of them pointed it out and i looked and it instantly affected me... good times tho
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| Jerry520 |
Posted: Jun 10 2007, 07:19 AM
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The same thing happened to me a couple of months ago when I went to the zoo w/ my gf. It was like a safari type thing where the animals roam free, and you just drive by. A couple of Zebras walked in front of our car, and one of the boys was a little excited, and I saw it and "Stood at attention" if you get my drift. Luckily, my gf didn't notice, because that would've required some explaining. lol :lol: |
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| mach |
Posted: Jun 10 2007, 07:33 AM
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Disciple of the board Group: Banned Posts: 7904 Member No.: 204842 Joined: 18-December 05
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This sound quite familiar ..i do this , or more likely i used to do that until recently... ...whenever i would see a mare on the road , pulling a cart or on the pasture i would look and look and look after her , almost breaking my neck in the process...and you can imaginer what kind of thoughts i had in my head about them... :P Why until recently ?...Well, because now i have my wonderful girl Ella alongside me , and i have no eyes for another mare... :rolleyes: :blush: |
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| KitsArriet |
Posted: Jun 10 2007, 08:41 AM
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Hrm... <_< , there was this time when I was walking out of a grocery store with my brother, and there was a woman/girl standing there with a very nice husky on a leash. I had sun glasses on, so when I turned my head slightly to look at the husky, the woman though I was looking at her, and gave me this weird disgusted look like "What the hell do you want?" She was, of course, not the object of my attention. I was locked into a very heart-torturing stare with this dog's most beautiful of eyes. It killed me to walk away. I couldn't do anything with the woman and my brother around, so I just kept on moving. After I had passed the canine, I turned my head carefully back, and he/she had turned as well, and we made contact again. I wanted to drop everything and run over and hug that pooch so much. But alas, circumstances prevented anything further.
Other than that, whenever I encounter any animals such as dogs or horses, I do indeed give them an "unnatural" stare. Fortunately for me, though, no one has ever really noticed that my eyes sometimes drift to the genital region. |
| Stripes |
Posted: Jun 10 2007, 09:29 AM
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i am often commenting on how sexy a horse is that i pass while driving or walking by ... i get strange looks ... it is fun to watch their reactions ...
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| monochromefox |
Posted: Jun 10 2007, 12:24 PM
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If ever I see a dog walking by with a human attached with a leash, I "stare" at the dog. If I am driving by, I will slow down to better get a look. I never look at the human that is with the dog. My eyes are on the dog only. And if I notice there is nothing between the legs, I get even more interested. Each day on my way back from work, I pass this house with a very gorgeous silver husky female. I slow down to almost nothing as I pass by, and when I am out of sight, I speed up. Sometimes I have caught myself going into the other lane of the road when peeking at a dog.
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| kennelkeeper |
Posted: Jun 10 2007, 12:53 PM
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nothing to do with animals really but i dont know why i went thru a stage where i just used to blw kisses to any one and any thing!!!!
i mean imagen the looks at work when they shout Yo mate pass me that what ever and i turn go "yeah here mate" followed by a blown kiss. LOL then i woudl see some one on the street male female walking past and just blow them a kiss.... this did not make the wife happy.... LOL.. as if it would but as i say it was a thing that sort of came and went. at least i think it went. X |
| LickedByLioness |
Posted: Jun 10 2007, 11:23 PM
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Whenever I see an attractive girl with a dog, I immediately wonder (and maybe assume) if the two of them ever "have fun" together. I'll stand there and fantasize about it, and wonder how I can get in on that action.
I've actually never dated a girl with a dog because a) if she is a zoo, she'd never work up the nerve to tell me, B) if she isn't, I don't want to have false hope thinking she is, and c) I'm not nearly smooth or persuasive enough to ever "turn" someone. Not by miles. (Sorry to digress here, but it is just so freaking hard to find a mate who's a fellow zoo. Digression done.) |
| booyah123 |
Posted: Jun 10 2007, 11:32 PM
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EVerytime i see a horse or pass a stable i check for stallions that are being bred, or are just hangin out. Also every dog i pass or see i check to see how big his sheath/ balls are. lol
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