Which Dog To Buy, best dog biggest cock

Just wondering which midium size dog on average would have the biggest cock?
Im looking at buying a medium size dog and was wondering if it is hit and miss with the size of there cocks.Obviuosly I dont want to get one then find out it is not very well endowed.Is there a way of checking that might not draw any suspiction from the seller?
Thanx in advance to all who supply any info on this topic.

I am not an expert, but i think that length of cocks is something that can vary between a short one and a long one for dogs of the same race, just like with humans, too.

Without this natural differences the spam-mails to enlarge ones penis don't make sense :lol:

So if you buy a baby-dog, you can not know what size he will have.

The experts can tell more, off course ...

There is a chart on the internet someplace that shows the size of different dogs... lists human as 6" long and 1-3/4 diameter if I remember correctly. I believe I have the chart on my other computer will have to check but the problem is it shows a copyright so it would most likely not be acceptable to post it however...

This is data taken from the chart (found it)

man (average) 6" long 1.5" diameter
Border Collie 6" long 1.25" diameter
man (large) 8" long 2" diameter
German Shepherd 8" long 1.75 diameter
Great Dane 10" long 2" diameter
Stallion (Pony) 14" long 2.75" diameter
Stallion (Medium) 22" long 3.5" diameter
Stallion (Shire) 28" long 5" diameter

It shows a knot for the dogs no measurment I will guess at them...

Border Collie 2.5 "wide
German Shepherd 3" wide
Great Dane 4" wide

From what I have read tho here at beast forum the largest dog "Great Dane" listed on that chart can be anywhere from 2.5" to 4". Age prolly has a big thing to do with it I would imagine. The dogs mature at around 1-1/2 years (get sexually active) but from my own experience with dogs they will continue to grow quite a bit for 2-3 more years before reaching max size. By "experience" I dont mean penis size just pet size.

OHYEA here is a note also on the chart I am referring to

"Sizes shown are intended as a guide and represent typical measurments. Individual males can vary substantially from those illustrated here"

edit...okay go into google and search for this "penis_size_chart" that is the name of the image. Search the web tho not in images and you should be able to find it no problem and dont forget the underscores.

Ok, this is the regular twice-a-week question on buying a dog from penis size. The size of the penis varies much from dog to dog within same breed. Dont feel sure abot getting a large dich if you buy a whatsoever dog.
Also keep in mind that you will live with that creature for some 10-15 years and different dogs have different needs. If the dog with the big thing is one that requires a lot of excercise and training - can you give the dog the excercise and training it needs? What about feeding and grooming, health? Where is the dog going to be while you are at work? Can that kind of dog be left alone? Cause some dog breeds cant...
Keep in mind that when buying a dog there are many, much more important things to think about than the dick size.

:clapping: :puppykiss: :dance: :clapping:

If your only interest is what is between the dogs legs then I recommend a zeta dildo and a stuffed toy then you will have the size you want without the responsibility.

10 points each to Shylark, Wyldfyre67 and Wirehair for the above 3 posts. :)

The dog with the biggest dick is the one with the dick on the end of the lead that bought him/her purely for sex.

I agree, don't worry about size. Any dog will be enough. Had a mini pin that was alot of fun. But, look to getting one that fits your lifestyle. Some dogs require alot of exercise. Some need alot of space. All need alot of attention. But to answer your question.....think about a bassett hound. Easy going...big cock.

That is the most eloquently put statement we have seen so far on this forum!!!

Well, just to give you an example, I had two brother's, littermates, one was a monster at about 12inches, and his brother was about 8, although as far as body size, they weren't much different.

dogs are like people,some women have big boobs,some small,some guys have large dicks some small,bassets are hung ,ive seen beagles that would put a basset to shame,you just have to look,may i suggest instead of buying you go to a pound,and adopt one,the pound near me doesnt cut them but i know some do,or look in a mini merchant for free dogs,most of the time they put them in for free and if they dont go they put them in the pound and get killed,so please adopt and save a dog ,but remember adopt for the long run not just if they dont turn out the way you want them,sorry took so much room :blush:

As if its not been said enough already, i do believe that your buying a dog for the wrong reason. What if he grows up to maturity and isnt interested are you ready to still care for that dog the same as you would if he would be sexually involved with you, meaning well over 10 years buddy.

I'm not trying to be a dick, and I'm sure everyone else isnt either but the reason you buy a dog is to have a life with him. And allow him to share a life with you. A sexual relationship or not you gotta be ready to love him the same.

peace

So true. Bravo to you for that eloquent answer.

I've never had a zoosexual experience, but I am tremendously interested in trying. And if I had the chance, I'd want to try it with a dog that had testicles the size of baseballs and a penis long enough to tickle my throat from the rear. :D :w00t: However, if I had a dog like that, I'd never use those traits as an excuse to just use him for sex.

Zoophilia is based on mutual love and respect, first of all. I wouldn't even think about it until I made sure that my dog was well cared for in all other aspects of his life. And even then, I'd only do it if my dog showed an interest in it and wanted to partake. If so, I'd probably give him oral quite often in order to pleasure him, but wouldn't insist that he mount me for my pleasure much, unless he took the initiative.

But yeah...using a dog for sex is just wrong on so many levels. Just because I want to try it in the worst way doesn't mean I'm going to force it on an animal that doesn't want it. Now, if I find a WILLING dog that fits my descriptions and can find an isolated place for it, you may soon be hearing back from me. :rolleyes: Until then, I can hope and fantasize to my heart's content.

So true. Bravo!

I've never had a zoosexual experience, but I am very interested in trying one. And I'll be honest - if I had the chance to try it with a willing animal, I'd pick either a horse or a dog that had testicles the size of baseballs and was well enough endowed to tickle my throat from the rear. :D

However, if I owned a dog like the one in question, I'd never use his sexual traits as an excuse to use him for sex. That's deplorable. :badwords: First and foremost, zoophilia is a beautiful relationship that is supposed to be about mutual love and respect. I'd make sure my dog was well taken care of in all aspects of life before even thinking about sex. And even then, I'd only pursue it if he showed an interest. There's no way I'd force it on him. Even if he showed interest, I'd probably perform oral on him for his pleasure a lot more than having him mount me for my pleasure. Giving him oral would be as pleasurable for me as for him, plus he wouldn't have to expend any energy - I'd do all the work. :wub:

But as interested as I am in this, I'd never buy a dog just for sex. If I bought a dog, he would be a larger breed, and hopefully rather well endowed. However, he would be for companionship first and foremost. I wouldn't even explore the sexual possibility until after he was accustomed to me and got comfortable. If he wanted to go down the path of sex later on given the opportunity, that would be his choice - not mine.

Again, I echo the sentiment of the quoted poster. Well said!

EDIT: Sorry for the double post - my computer lost connection and I thought the first reply didn't post! :D

This post has been edited by woodchuk on Sep 11 2006, 01:21 PM