Get Your Dog To Do You?, male and male?

i was wondering because i had to watch my neighbors dogs for the weekend, and they had 2 male german shepards, well, i kept trying to get them to do me in the butt, but they showed no interest in me? how can i make them do me in the butt? and i need to know within three days thnx.

I would like to know too, i look after a friends dog when they go to QLD - we are there for a week sometimes. The dog there is not intrested in f**King, he lets us suck him off and he does it back and we play with him and stuff, but when it comes to anal - the night always ends up with rob on my back! I would like to know too, has it got something to do with being desexed?

I very much doubt your going to get many positive replies to your requests, there are many people here who aren't going to help out with your trying to have sex with someone else's dog, horse, etc. while they aren't there or have no knowledge of it. Check out the response to the fencehopper thread and you'll get an idea. The information is out there on the site if you just do a little checking around but don't expect too much help from other members.

Well, the dogs ages are very important to begin with. Older dogs are less liking to want to try this. About 2 is the best age.
I would start by getting them comfortable with you touching them. Everywhere. Then try a hand job of sorts. Dogs don't need to be stroked like men do. Slide your hand along the shaft until you feel where the knot is. 4-6 inches back from the tip. Squeeze there and you should get an immediate reaction....humping. If you don't I wouldn't do any more and just let it go. As for doing anything with a dog that has been castrated. I don't give you much chance. I hope this helps.

You are right about that. If the neighbour let someone take care of their dogs, they rely that the dogs are in good hands. The dogs do not want to participate, Why could that be? Has they been tacuht that such is not allowed? What if the neighbour has children, and the dogs learn from the dogsitter that mating is OK now? They might force themselves on the children, giving the neighbour, and his dogs a lot of trouble.
Could also be that the dogs simlply do not want to participate in anything. Dogs are no sex machines or sex toys, so you should respect that.
There was a case in Germany where a stallion pony attacked children, and tried to mount them anal. There were evidence of a fencehoppers visit on the field where the pony grazed, the pony was sent on the long and final trip to Italy's horse slaughters. It is a trip without breaks, without water, animals get injred, all to benefit the EC's free inner market.
Think of it.

That was very well said, Wirehair.

o0 nub o0, Just accept the fact that the dogs do not wish to mate with you. Don't try to make dogs do things they do not want to do. They probably have a very good reason for not wanting to mount you.

Never do anything with animals who are part of a family.

kk thnx for the advice, guess ill just have to stick to fantacising about them :(

Sorry that you did not get the help you needed. YOu know what, it is okay to ask ne thing you want. dont be scared, ppl, are entitled to their opinions and our entitled to give feedback ! But with that said, i think if you want to have sex with a dog you should, and yes, they are right there is other information on here!

Goodluck with future adventures, dont give up and dont fret! You will do it! I have confidence... in you

Take care :sorcerer:

don't forget a lot of you got started by "borrowing" a neighbor's dog, dont be quick to judge those who are doing now what you did then

offtopic, i think you make a really valid statement. 10 points for being analytical!